The Refuge from Political Correctness mk II

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2006-11-07 06:21pm

you know they just switched us from chafing warmers to electric warmers. (which tend to burn things) so now we have 5 cases of unused chafing gel (I wonder what's the difference between sterno and greek fire?)

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2006-11-07 11:28pm

ya need to stop being weak...

Use Napalm or white phosphorous.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2006-11-08 04:10am

have you ever tried to cook with WP or Thermite?

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2006-11-09 02:51am

nah, whats it like?

darthkommandant · Post by **darthkommandant** » 2006-11-09 08:45am

Heres a hint there won't be much left but charcoal if you use WP, thermite or napalm.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2006-11-09 12:58pm

Repost from the Monkeypit!

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:In honor of our unprecedented and spectacular political coup this last Tuesday...

(Glinda)
She brings you good news, or haven't you heard
When she fell out of Kansas a miracle occurred

(Dorothy)
It really was no miracle
What happened was just this:
The wind began to switch the house to pitch
And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch
Just then the witch, to satisfy an itch
Went flying on her broomstick thumbing for a hitch

(Munchkin Man)
And oh what happened then was rich

(Munchkins)
The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the wicked witch

The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the wicked witch
Who began to twitch, and was reduced to just a stitch
Of what was once the wicked witch

(Munchkin 1)
We thank you very sweetly for doing it so neatly

(Munchkin 2)
You've killed her so completely
That we thank you very sweetly

(Glinda)
Let the joyous news be spread
The wicked, old witch at last is dead

(Munchkins)
Ding-dong the witch is dead
Which old witch? The wicked witch
Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the wicked witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead

(Mayor)
As mayor of the Munchkin City
In the county of the land of Oz
I welcome you most regally

(Judge)
But we've got to verify it legally
To see...

(Mayor)
To see...

(Judge)
If she...

(Mayor)
If she...

(Judge)
Is morally, ethically

(Munchkin 1)
Spiritually, physically

(Munchkin 2)
Positively, absolutely

(Munchkin Men)
Undeniably and reliably dead

(Coroner)
As Coroner , I thoroughly examined her
And she's not only merely dead
She's really most sincerely dead

(Mayor)
Then this is a day of independence for all the munchkins
And their descendants
Yes, let the joyous news be spread
The wicked old witch at last is dead

(Munchkins)
Ding-dong the witch is dead
Which old witch? The wicked witch
Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the wicked witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead

(Lullaby League)
We represent the Lullaby League
The Lullaby League, the Lullaby League
And in the name of the Lullaby League
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land

(Lollipop Guild)
We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land

(Munchkins)
We welcome you to Munchkin Land
Tra la la la la la la la la la la la

(Munchkin 1)
From now on you'll be history

(Munchkin 2)
You'll be his...

(Munchkin 3)
You'll be his...

(Munchkin 4)
You'll be history

(Munchkin 1)
And we will glorify your name
You will be a bust...

(Munchkin 2)
Be a bust...

(Munchkin 3)
Be a bust...

(All)
In the hall of fame
Tra la la la la la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la

Civil War Man · Post by **Civil War Man** » 2006-11-09 11:20pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:(Judge)
Is morally, ethically

(Munchkin 1)
Spiritually, physically

(Munchkin 2)
Positively, absolutely

(Munchkin Men)
Undeniably and reliably dead

I think you've arrived at a very special place. Spiritually. Ecumenically. Grammatically?

On a different note, if the Narragansett Indian tribe tries to put another Casino bill on the Rhode Island ballot next election, I'm going to have to beat someone over the head with a claw hammer.

Redleader34 · Post by **Redleader34** » 2006-11-09 11:54pm

Why do Negroes seem to be fufling sterotypes?

*question is cut off as his computer is stolen by a negro*

Hey come back here!

All of these Alleged "Black Music" promotes values that are harmful to our race. Its all BET's and he Surbirs fault. If I can Kill BET howerve, the suburbs shall be destroyed by the MCR forces. That is my plan. I must Kill BET.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2006-11-11 07:09am

what if oliver stone guest directed an episode of soutgh park....

Kids: Oh mMy GOD!, The CIA killed Kennedy!

Adrian Laguna · Post by **Adrian Laguna** » 2006-11-12 06:48pm

Originally posted in Venting, then I remembered this place.

lol, physics homework

Question 64: "What is the approximate difference in air pressure between the top and the bottom of the World Trade Center buildings in New York City?"

My answer: Zero

Post by **Dalton** » 2006-11-18 01:41am

What's more fucked up there? The fact that that question was asked, or the fact that you put down that answer?

You must be using a physics text from 1984 or something.

Adrian Laguna · Post by **Adrian Laguna** » 2006-11-18 03:52am

Dalton wrote:What's more fucked up there? The fact that that question was asked, or the fact that you put down that answer?

What's more fucked-up is that I collapsed with hysterical laughter when the answer popped into my head.

You must be using a physics text from 1984 or something.

Not too far off. It's the fifth edition (published 2002) of a book that's been around since 1980. Apparently nobody remembered the existence of that one question, or if they did they didn't feel the need to remove it. I'll check the sixth edition, which is in my classroom somewhere, to see if it has it.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2006-11-18 04:56am

More scene's from the dead celebrety muscian afterlife.

Cass Elliot and Karen Carpenter sitting together.
Cass: Karen are you goning to eat that?

The line of folks waiting to visit Hell just to jam with Robert Johnson.

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2006-11-23 01:53am

It's a pissing contest, it always has been. The British are pulling out early, they aren't manly! A real man doesn't pull out, he shoots his load deep within the fertile womb that is the mideast, so that the sacred fetus of democracy can grow, despite the attempts of terrorists to perform the anarchy of abortion with the rusty coat-hanger of insurrection!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2006-11-23 04:11am

ahh more rape analogies

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2006-12-06 12:48am

Though I guess that's not so much 'politically incorrect' as it is 'stating the bloody obvious'.

Redleader34 · Post by **Redleader34** » 2006-12-07 01:54pm

Today, back in setember of 1941 War was begining..

Rear Admiral Husband E. Kimmel: What happen?

Lieutenant General Walter C. Short: Someone set us up the bomb

Rear Admiral Husband E. Kimmel: We get sigal?

Lieutenant General Walter C. Short: What

General Billy Mitchell: Main Radar turn on

Rear Admiral Husband E. Kimmel: Its you!

Vice Admiral Chuichi Nagumo : How are you Gentlemen? All your Islands are belong to us?

Lieutenant General Walter C. Short:: What you say?

Lieutenant-Commander Mitsuo Fuchida.: you have no chance to surve, scramble you fighters! Ha Ha ha

Several hours later..

President Franklin D. Roosevelt:
Move Enterprise Move Lexington Move Saratoga!

U.S. Admiral Ernest J. King:

Take off Every Carrier! For Great justice!

And so started World War 2 : The US Strikes bacl

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2006-12-07 04:38pm

Oni Koneko Damien wrote:

Though I guess that's not so much 'politically incorrect' as it is 'stating the bloody obvious'.

That's a bloody unfortunate pic!

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2006-12-12 09:33pm

Anyone read the Suffolk Ripper thread? My parents were discussing it, and my Dad's first comment was that the case was ballooning pretty quickly. My mother's comment? "Where will they put the flowers? On street corners?"

Dear old mum.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2006-12-12 09:35pm

3rd Impact wrote:Anyone read the Suffolk Ripper thread? My parents were discussing it, and my Dad's first comment was that the case was ballooning pretty quickly. My mother's comment? "Where will they put the flowers? On street corners?"

Dear old mum.

The murders, not the thread.

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Though I guess that's not so much 'politically incorrect' as it is 'stating the bloody obvious'.

Hah!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2006-12-13 05:45pm

3rd Impact wrote:Anyone read the Suffolk Ripper thread? My parents were discussing it, and my Dad's first comment was that the case was ballooning pretty quickly. My mother's comment? "Where will they put the flowers? On street corners?"

Dear old mum.

I was thinking about potential names for this guy, "Christmas Ripper" came into my head. Then I thought "What if he turned out to be a rapper? Then he'd be the Christmas Rapper Ripper?"

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2006-12-14 02:26pm

Kindergarteners Gone Wild! Waco Edition!

I feel horrible for thinking that.

Post by **Coyote** » 2006-12-19 12:06pm

Yesterday on NPR some stupid dumb bitch said that leaving homeless black men to sleep overnight on the streets was "genocide".

Beautiful fucking way to cheapen something that serious. Goodness, now spanking your children will be "genocide", too! And any minute now, grounding your teenage daughter from the phone for a week will be "genocide" as well.

Perspective. Rent some.

Big Orange · Post by **Big Orange** » 2006-12-24 10:47am

3rd Impact wrote:Anyone read the Suffolk Ripper thread? My parents were discussing it, and my Dad's first comment was that the case was ballooning pretty quickly. My mother's comment? "Where will they put the flowers? On street corners?"

Dear old mum.

I heard another great, awfully tasteless joke from a another talk forum which I'll say here:

How are Mr. Kipling and the Suffolk Ripper alike? They both put tarts into boxes...

*Ba-ba-boom-tish*

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2007-01-11 08:01pm

taken from applegeeks.

thanks to the bigots