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The thread title says it all. Has anyone ever been caught? I haven't, but I've always wondered if those "American pie" embarrassment scenarios have ever happened to anyone in real life.
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No, though its been close a few times
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caught by who? o o o o o o
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Almost, but that is what locked doors are for. Now I time then too when my Mom isn't going too be going into my room.
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Captain Lennox wrote:Almost, but that is what locked doors are for. Now I time then too when my Mom isn't going too be going into my room.


stratigic masturbation? i like o o o o o o
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No, never jerked off often and when I did i would have the brains to lock the door. I have heard from friends of guys being caught in bed jacking off at track camp back in high school. Funny, the councelor caught two guys jackin' off, one at the bottom and the other on top :lol:
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Yup. Mom walked in on me while I was jerking off to porn on the comp in my room. She just said "sorry", as she turned around, closed my door and got in her car and went to work.
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LoL. Did she make some strange expression? How old were you?
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Never been caught. My desk conveniently happens to hide my groin and legs.
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Darth Wong wrote:The thread title says it all. Has anyone ever been caught? I haven't, but I've always wondered if those "American pie" embarrassment scenarios have ever happened to anyone in real life.
Nope, there's a reason why bedroom doors have locks on them.
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Alex Moon wrote:Yup. Mom walked in on me while I was jerking off to porn on the comp in my room. She just said "sorry", as she turned around, closed my door and got in her car and went to work.
Easily the most embarassing thing I've ever heard.

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anyone seen that mindless brit flick Human Traffic?
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Darth Wong wrote:The thread title says it all. Has anyone ever been caught? I haven't, but I've always wondered if those "American pie" embarrassment scenarios have ever happened to anyone in real life.
You mean...I'm supposed to do it in private? :oops:

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Galvatron wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:The thread title says it all. Has anyone ever been caught? I haven't, but I've always wondered if those "American pie" embarrassment scenarios have ever happened to anyone in real life.
You mean...I'm supposed to do it in private? :oops:
So you're the guy who's been leaving those wet spots on the bus seats.
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Vympel wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:Yup. Mom walked in on me while I was jerking off to porn on the comp in my room. She just said "sorry", as she turned around, closed my door and got in her car and went to work.
Easily the most embarassing thing I've ever heard.

As for ever seen-

anyone seen that mindless brit flick Human Traffic?
"The weekend has landed... etc etc etc"

Yes.
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Getting caught by someone you don't want knowing, or getting caught by anyone whatsoever?
Okay, I never got caught by someone who I wouldn't want, but several times by boys I won't mind catching me at all! ;) We usually start having sex then...
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Getting caught by someone you don't want knowing, or getting caught by anyone whatsoever?
Okay, I never got caught by someone who I wouldn't want, but several times by boys I won't mind catching me at all! ;) We usually start having sex then...
Supposedly masturbation is preferable to casual sex, but what do you do when one leads to the other?
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Getting caught by someone you don't want knowing, or getting caught by anyone whatsoever?
Okay, I never got caught by someone who I wouldn't want, but several times by boys I won't mind catching me at all! ;) We usually start having sex then...
Supposedly masturbation is preferable to casual sex, but what do you do when one leads to the other?
Have casual sex. These guys are usually roommates who live with me anyway. Weed and Beer helps in case of "straight" boys (Straight guys are gayer than you could possibly believe!)
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Have casual sex. These guys are usually roommates who live with me anyway. Weed and Beer helps in case of "straight" boys (Straight guys are gayer than you could possibly believe!)
I think I draw the line when it comes to taking advantage of roommates in altered states. It just sounds a bit immoral.
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ArmorPierce wrote:LoL. Did she make some strange expression? How old were you?
It was last summer so I was 19. She just gave a shocked look and turned away. After that she finally learned to knock and wait for my answer before entering my room. :lol:
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Gotten close sometimes, but never been accually caught. Despite my sometimes recklessness.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Getting caught by someone you don't want knowing, or getting caught by anyone whatsoever?
Okay, I never got caught by someone who I wouldn't want, but several times by boys I won't mind catching me at all! ;) We usually start having sex then...
Damnit man! Now would a woman do that? You know, if some hot blonde (or brunette in my case) waltzed in and I was jerking the chain, would she just strip and hop on it? Hell naw. She'd give the damndest look and yell 'sick' before storming off to tell everyone. What a fucked up world we live in.

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Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Have casual sex. These guys are usually roommates who live with me anyway. Weed and Beer helps in case of "straight" boys (Straight guys are gayer than you could possibly believe!)
I think I draw the line when it comes to taking advantage of roommates in altered states. It just sounds a bit immoral.
Hey they approach me! Besides, I find that getting taken advantage of while on a beer/marijuana hack is quite fun!!!!
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Vympel wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:Yup. Mom walked in on me while I was jerking off to porn on the comp in my room. She just said "sorry", as she turned around, closed my door and got in her car and went to work.
Easily the most embarassing thing I've ever heard.
It wasn't too terribly embaressing. Once I realized that she was gone, I loaded up the video again and finished what I'd started. No sense in wasting a perfectly good hard-on. Plus, it accomplished what years of shouting at her didn't: it got mom to actually knock and then wait for me to answer before entering my room.
As for ever seen-

anyone seen that mindless brit flick Human Traffic?
Hmm, methinks I'll have to look for this one...
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Good enough place to ask as any, on THIS board...

Is something seriously, horribly wrong with a guy if he doesn't jerk off? I mean, it works, this has been repeatedly tested and verified, I just don't jerk off. Don't feel the urge to, and even when I try it don't work(Guess I need a woman's touch..).
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SirNitram wrote:Good enough place to ask as any, on THIS board...

Is something seriously, horribly wrong with a guy if he doesn't jerk off? I mean, it works, this has been repeatedly tested and verified, I just don't jerk off. Don't feel the urge to, and even when I try it don't work(Guess I need a woman's touch..).
You don't jerk off?

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Somebody get this man some porno!!!
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