Customs shit heads

Kintaro · Post by **Kintaro** » 2002-12-29 02:24am

Hi, everyone. When my girlfriend was coming back from Mexico a couple days ago, the idiot fucks who call themselves customs agents took her $600 worth of Christmas presents (such as wallets and rings) and threw them in the trash. They said the gifts could not simply pass over the boarder into the US, but everyone can figure out those fucks were just taking the gifts for themselves. Her friend (I was not there at the time, or else I would have made the pieces of shit sorry on the spot) asked to speak to the supervisor, but they said that he could not see them since it was Christmas time. Do you guys think that it would be wise to get a lawyer to take care of those old fuck heads, or should I just beat the shit out of them after they get off work? I really want to do both.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-29 02:26am

Customs people exist in a nether region between states, virtually immune from the law. Think about it: do you enjoy constitutional protection against unreasonable search and seizure at the border? Of course not. They can search you if they don't like the way your hair looks.

Those fuckers are above the law. They'd have to shoot you to get themselves in trouble.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-29 02:30am

Reminds me of a friend who took a trip from green into Bulgaria. The customs guys insisted on checking his still sealed can of peanut butter, by dragging there ungloved fingers through it.

I would at least consult a lawyer. But I don't think anything will come it.

Kintaro · Post by **Kintaro** » 2002-12-29 02:36am

Thanks for your replies. Don't worry; I will have revenge somehow

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-12-29 04:41am

If ya want to freak em out, wear some S&M clothing to your next strip search. Skin-tight black latex will either get Hilga screaming or whipping...Hope for the former,

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-12-29 06:52am

Don't fuck with customs, trust me. That's all I have to say about that.

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2002-12-29 08:14am

The ones in Britain are real bastards. Once a disabled mand went over to France and bought a couple of thousand cigs and a few bottles of wine etc for personal use (a few thousand is too little for smuggling anyway, you wouldn't make a lot) and the customs confiscated the lot and TOOK HIS FUCKING CAR! They got away with it as well!