Ever been caught having sex?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-29 03:01am

In a follow-up to the "ever been caught jerking off" thread, I thought I'd post this one.

I got caught giving Rebecca the high hard one by Ed, our contractor. We were on the floor in a part of the house he was not working on, he came walking in, and said "oops". He was very careful about knocking after that, and even when the door was open, he would stop and call through "is it OK to come in?"

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-29 03:12am

Once. My bf and I were having sex on the bed, and my parents decided to surprise us. Picture this: Me (a lil 135lb red head boi) on my knees on the bed with my boyfriend (he's 46, has gray hair, wears glasses, and weighs 200lbs of muscle and a beer gut) fucking my ass from behind. Then the door opens, and my dad and his girlfriend just Waltz on in! The door to our studio apartment was left open! They saw everything, and I mean EVERYTHING!!!!! Then we all busted up laughing!!! They knock from now on...

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-12-29 03:13am

Never actually caught in the act, but I know that antics have kept others in both mine and my girlfriends share-houses awake.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2002-12-29 03:14am

Considering that I'm a virgin. The answer would have to be 'no.'

btw, your experiance sounds like the setup to a bad porno flick.

"Sorry to bother you, but I need you opinion on the wood I've got."

"Well, all I can say is that it looks long and hard."

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-12-29 03:15am

you ppl get laid.......

NO FAIR *whines* (hey, can I get a speical title if I whine enough?)

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-12-29 03:39am

No, but I have always hoped that if I ever did it would turn into a three-way.

Damn piss-poor porno logic.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2002-12-29 03:41am

My girlfriend's roommate once walked in on us while she gave me oral sex. It sucked because I stopped right at about the point of shooting it down her throat.

<Sorry if that was a little too much info, but I'm still upset about it>

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2002-12-29 03:53am

anarchistbunny wrote:No, but I have always hoped that if I ever did it would turn into a three-way.

Damn piss-poor porno logic.

Rising our hopes on a sea of cheesy music only to see them dashed against the rocks of reality.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-29 03:56am

My Grandpa is notorious for catching folks.

1. he knows where spare keys are and thinks nothing of comming over to people's houses just to check to see that they are al right.

He's caught my parent's more times then I can recall.

He's caught my brother the first week him and his girl friend moved into their first appartment together (THey locked the front door comming home after that.)

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-12-29 03:59am

Alex Moon wrote:Considering that I'm a virgin. The answer would have to be 'no.'

Take comfort my friend, as I too lack a sexual encounter to be proud of.

Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2002-12-29 04:09am

My fiance and I got caught getting dressed afterwards once, thankfully my mother never mentioned it.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2002-12-29 04:10am

Sienthal wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:Considering that I'm a virgin. The answer would have to be 'no.'

Take comfort my friend, as I too lack a sexual encounter to be proud of.

Yeah, but how old are you? I'm twenty.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2002-12-29 04:17am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:My Grandpa is notorious for catching folks.

[snip]

Sounds like your grandpa might be a Dirty Old Man.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2002-12-29 04:17am

Yeah, but how old are you? I'm twenty.

Do not fret. Me equals 20 (going on 21 soon). Me also equals virgin.... Me not like.

Its a pitty because I have had oppurtunities to do it but I always turned them down cause I was too chickenshit to follow through. Had to many morality attacks that somehow overrid my hornyness.

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-12-29 04:21am

Icehawk wrote:
Yeah, but how old are you? I'm twenty.
Do not fret. Me equals 20 (going on 21 soon). Me also equals virgin.... Me not like. Its a pitty because I have had oppurtunities to do it but I always turned them down cause I was too chickenshit to follow through. Had to many morality attacks that somehow overrid my hornyness.

I fear that will be my problem as well if I ever have the opportunity...But, I still have some time to become contaminated, being only 16.

Argh, forgot smiley,

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2002-12-29 04:35am

Only 19 here. Still a virgin, problems for me: 1) Refuses to do a 1-night stand or go whoring (will live longer following this) 2) Won't do it with anyone I don't have a relationship with.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2002-12-29 04:36am

Icehawk wrote:
Yeah, but how old are you? I'm twenty.
Do not fret. Me equals 20 (going on 21 soon). Me also equals virgin.... Me not like. Its a pitty because I have had oppurtunities to do it but I always turned them down cause I was too chickenshit to follow through. Had to many morality attacks that somehow overrid my hornyness.

Nice Guy Syndrome. I know it all too well. I hear they make a cure for it now, it's called a bullet. You apply it directly to your brain.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-29 04:45am

Nice guy syndrome is bad, College and temporary insanity helped with me.

Of course having a GF, who was into the Occult, and both of us being into suspense movies. (We made out (The first time) while watching "Silence of the Lambs", we had sex the first time while watching Hitchcock. This was after over a year of dating.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-29 12:42pm

My GF's younger sister (who was of age I might add) walked in on us while we were going at it. We'd locked the door but she had a key to the room and let herself in, why she didn't knock or notice the sounds of sex is beyond me. I was so close to making a smart-ass remark and inviting her in for a 3-some but decided to let my GF handle things. I had some awkward moments with the sisters for the rest of that day but it all turned out good and became a source of much humour. I still think it was a missed oppertunity for a 3-some with the sisters, but oh well.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-29 12:51pm

I haven't been caught yet, though I did walk in on my parents doing it.

I was like 5, woke up in the middle of the night, was curious as to what the sounds were, walked in and said "I know what you are doing, you're HUMPING!"

Needless to say, I have no younger siblings.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-29 04:45pm

Me bloke did have to tap me on the shoulder to make me shut up and said 'your parents are outside'. They wanted to invite us out, but obviously we were busy. So there was no walking in but definitely overhearing.
My mum once walked in on my sister, but she was shagging in the kitchen, which is in the middle of the house and has two doors, acting as a passage way.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2002-12-29 07:57pm

[quote]My mum once walked in on my sister, but she was shagging in the kitchen, which is in the middle of the house and has two doors, acting as a passage way.
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Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-29 08:10pm

Yep. Multiple times.

Just a month ago, my GF's roomate walked in on us. Amanda threw an alarm clock at the door and she took off.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-12-29 08:13pm

I'm gone for ONE weekend and a dozen of these threads pop up.

I feel like an old guy surrounded by young sex crazed freaks.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-29 08:22pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:I feel like an old guy surrounded by young sex crazed freaks.

Yup, that's pretty much how it is.