Anakin: He's trying.
Obi-Wan: (smiling thoughtfully) Master Yoda says that there is no "try" only "do or do not."
Anakin: That little green m*therf***er! I'm sick of hearing about him! He's holding me back, it's outrageous! It's not fair! I'll be the most powerful Jedi ever, blah blah blah whine
Obi-Wan: *sigh* Thank the Flanneled One this is the last movie!
Lucas: Cut!
R2D2 'he's trying'
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fun/fantasy movies existed before the overrated Star Wars came out. What made it seem 'less dark' was the sheer goofy aspect of it: two robots modeled on Laurel & Hardy, and a smartass outlaw with bigfoot co-pilot and their hotrod pizza-shaped ship, and they were sucked aboard a giant Disco Ball. -adw1
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Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight, who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I mean really, it was half-witted. - Christopher Lee
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Master_Baerne
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I say that Obi-Wan just dosen't like high technology in general. There's those lines about a) Blasters. He calls them a crude and inaccurrate weapon from an uncivilized age (implied, by the lightsaber comment), and b)flying. "This is why I hate flying!" he says while fighting Jango Fett in the asteroid field. Not fighting, mind you, but flying.
Conversion Table:
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon