Contain xenomorphs with a modern military base

[The Yosemite Bear]

he we could just build it on r'yleth if they break out, they will be so confused that it will drive the hive mother mad, and if they wake up the wrong denizen humans will be least of their problems.....

[Shroom Man 777]

I say we build the facility in the sun. If the aliens get out, the sun falls on them.

I guess you plan on building this facility at night?

Fuck no. If we build it at night, we might end up building it at the moon. Which is a stupid idea someone previously suggested. The moon? Pffft!

Building an alien containment facility on a place that turns out to be r'yleh would be awesome! Just like Peregrin Toker's fanfic, where the a Kaminoan found R'yleh and went mad!

[Darth Wong]

Based on what?? The Motion tracker?

Yes. You obviously don't read what you reply to.

Actually I do.

No you don't, you stupid asshole. I said there was no evidence for more than 30 aliens. The motion tracker doesn't necessarily prove there were only 30 aliens, but unless you can show something to the contrary, it DOES show that there was no EVIDENCE for more than 30 aliens, which is precisely what I said. Unless you can produce EVIDENCE for more than 30 aliens, you must concede this point, asshole. You are just too fucking stupid to read what you're replying to.

And the motion Tracker still doesn't indicate that there were 30 Aliens. But I'll get to that.

You're a goddamned liar. You claimed there was a "huge assault force". I said there was EVIDENCE for only 30 aliens. You retorted that this does not PROVE there were only 30 aliens, without acknowledging that it DOES prove you have no evidence for your "huge assault force".

I don't have to prove there were only 30 aliens, you fucking idiot. I only have to challenge you to provide evidence for MORE than 30, and you have not met that challenge other than to use the same idiotic burden of proof fallacy used by religious morons for the existence of God.

As for me making my declarations as to how I theorize how the movie went down, I'll be More than Glad to post them and respond to this post's individual points. I will concede that I didn't try to back up my point in a rush to counter yours. I should have a clear set of points minus the vagaries. As for me running away from the point on the sentry guns, I never did run from it, I think you missed one of My posts, but I'll get to that in my response.

You'd better, because I'm fed up with your dishonest bullshit.

That's bullshit. You can't dodge a bullet in flight. What you can do is get lucky. At a range of, say, 10 metres, even a subsonic bullet doing 300 m/s is going to cover that distance in 0.03 seconds. Show me evidence for a xeno being able to shift its entire body by more than a foot in 0.03 seconds, moron.

Watch the Damn Movie! It's there.

No, your ignorant INTERPRETATION is there. The only way an alien could move out of the way of a bullet aimed at its body by starting to move once the bullet is already in flight is if the bullet was travelling very slowly.

I know that bullet dodging is an impossiblity of any normal living thing. Don't take it up with me, I know that the scene based on realism doesn't make much sense at all. Take that up with the filmakers. They threw in a lot more ridiculous nonsense in that film. Aliens Spitting acid was the most ridiculous example that I can remember. But regardless, it shows what I've been talking about, That Aliens will TRY to Avoid Gunfire, nothing more. Whether or not it's successful is another story, luck is the onlyreason I would say that Alien Resurrection just takes the basic point I was making and runs with it to a point that it appears that it is skillfully dodging bullets. (when you see the entire scene it fails to do so because it is summarily gunned down)

So you acknowledge that it probably isn't really dodging bullets but is actually just hopping around randomly? What the fuck is your point then, moron?

[Darth Servo]

I say we build the facility in the sun. If the aliens get out, the sun falls on them.

I guess you plan on building this facility at night?

Fuck no. If we build it at night, we might end up building it at the moon. Which is a stupid idea someone previously suggested. The moon? Pffft!

You didn't get the joke, did you?

The space program decides to give astronaught John Q. Moron his choice of destinations. JQM says he wants to go to the sun. Everyone either laughs or is shocked at the response. "You can't go to the sun, you'll be killed by the heat". JQM responds, "no, I have it all figured out. I'm going to go at night."

[Shroom Man 777]

I got the joke, though I thought you were referring to the I Am Weasel cartoon, where IR Baboon is accepted into the space program and sent to the sun. Baboon goes "me go to sun? aren't it not being safe?" and the NASA guys go "don't worry, you'll be going at night!"

You didn't get my counter joke, which is a jab at that guy who wanted to contain xenos in a moon-facility

Building a xeno facility in the moon? That's dumb. Let's build it in the sun!