Kill-a-Sith 2.0

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2006-11-19 06:21am

While he's out shopping Sithly supplies or picking up hookers or whatever the hell Siths do when they're not at home, I drug his nightly tea, his bed, his toilet and his toothbrush. You see, directly poisoning him would likely put off his danger sense, but the drugs won't kill him, they'll just make him feel good and high. We can be pretty sure he'll use at least one of the above things before going to sleep, and then while he's in his drug-induced stupor, I send in small spider-like poisonous robots, or deadly insects or whatever. His danger sense doesn't work, or it's at least impaired, and even if it's not, he's abused heavy drugs and won't be making any fancy Sith moves to save himself, and he dies. It's very humane, he'll feel like a million bucks before passing away.

Also, I have some bombs on the deadly robots, so they explode if he somehow would manage to kill them. Actually, they explode anyway, just to make sure he's real dead. Then I send an anonymous thug in to put a few blasts in the Sith's still smoking and somewhat dismembered corpse. Contained in the thug's blaster is a bomb, just in case the Sith isn't quite dead yet. I'll be watching through a camera I put in the hallway or something, and remote detonate the bomb if the Sith isn't dead, and when the gun is close enough. But really, that's just precautions for acts of plot, he will die from the poisonous robots. Or maybe he'll even OD by drinking too much tea and brushing his teeth.

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » 2006-11-21 07:08pm

Elmca wrote:
Major Maxillary wrote:I still think my bomb in the toilet idea is the best.
Dude, that didn't even kill Danny Glover....

That's different.

Danny Glover a) knew about the bomb, and 2) was getting too old for that shit.

Master_Baerne · Post by **Master_Baerne** » 2006-11-30 08:44am

Dooey Jo wrote:While he's out shopping Sithly supplies or picking up hookers or whatever the hell Siths do when they're not at home, I drug his nightly tea, his bed, his toilet and his toothbrush. You see, directly poisoning him would likely put off his danger sense, but the drugs won't kill him, they'll just make him feel good and high. We can be pretty sure he'll use at least one of the above things before going to sleep, and then while he's in his drug-induced stupor, I send in small spider-like poisonous robots, or deadly insects or whatever. His danger sense doesn't work, or it's at least impaired, and even if it's not, he's abused heavy drugs and won't be making any fancy Sith moves to save himself, and he dies. It's very humane, he'll feel like a million bucks before passing away.

Also, I have some bombs on the deadly robots, so they explode if he somehow would manage to kill them. Actually, they explode anyway, just to make sure he's real dead. Then I send an anonymous thug in to put a few blasts in the Sith's still smoking and somewhat dismembered corpse. Contained in the thug's blaster is a bomb, just in case the Sith isn't quite dead yet. I'll be watching through a camera I put in the hallway or something, and remote detonate the bomb if the Sith isn't dead, and when the gun is close enough. But really, that's just precautions for acts of plot, he will die from the poisonous robots. Or maybe he'll even OD by drinking too much tea and brushing his teeth.

That's brilliant! Too bad Jedi and Sith have Force poison detoxificacion.(WEG, in TPM Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan survive the poison gas)

You could argue that drugs aren't poison, ut since you can die from an OD I think it counts.

Post by **Surlethe** » 2006-11-30 09:18am

Master Baerne wrote:WEG, in TPM Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan survive the poison gas

In TPM, I'm fairly certain they survived by holding their breath. How does WEG handle internal detoxification?

FOG3 · Post by **FOG3** » 2006-11-30 01:47pm

B) You have access to as much equipment as would fit in the back of an ordinary pickup truck. No, you don't have a pickup truck, it's just a handy unit of measurement. All ordinance must be something deployed to regular Imperial military forces. Nothing obscure or insane. None of those magic monster-pellets that make you invisible to the force. No nuclear-yield weapons. In addition, you have access to currency roughly equivalent in purchasing power to $100,000 in the current-day United States.

If it wasn't for the must be Imperial Trooper standard kit and implied from in universe, give me a HTAM or TOW-2A missile to mount on my speeder. They both use the same launcher, or would have if Raytheon had won the contract instead of Lockhead. Just setup and snipe with whatever is more advantageous given his target location. Let's just see him try to get out of that. No way he's going to TK either worth much in the reaction window their spidey sense gives them, so he'd better be in One With the Force mode or he's going to push up roses. Tyrannus, unlike Kenobi, never seemed quite that into it from what I've read so bye, bye Sith hello paycheck.

As is you're pretty much limited to creative use of those small thermal detonators that are supposed to be in that cylinder in the back of the Stormtroopers armor, and the obscure glop grenades if allowed. E-11s and bigger are pointless unless you get several guys to work with you, the vehicles are to big to meet requirements, and the rocket launcher can be considered obscure and not exactly deployed as regular kit. This is like asking us to kill a tank with junk around the house, it can be done, but you really want other gear to do it.

Master_Baerne · Post by **Master_Baerne** » 2006-11-30 01:49pm

I thought it was some kind of contact nerve gas. Having not watched the movie in a few months, I'm not sure about the specifics though.

As to WEG, that was actually hearsay. Many people on this site have mentioned it;I was just repeating. Also, in Survivors Quest, Extosh releases a contact nerve gas onboard the bridge of the Dreadnought. Luke mentiones that he could survive it by simultaneously using Force Healing and Force Poison Detoxification techniques, but that it would be very draining for him. I thought that since Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan both figure out how to become ghosts, presumably something only a very powerful Jedi can do, they would have done that with less effort. Just a guess.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2006-11-30 05:31pm

Master_Baerne wrote:I thought it was some kind of contact nerve gas. Having not watched the movie in a few months, I'm not sure about the specifics though.

As to WEG, that was actually hearsay. Many people on this site have mentioned it;I was just repeating. Also, in Survivors Quest, Extosh releases a contact nerve gas onboard the bridge of the Dreadnought. Luke mentiones that he could survive it by simultaneously using Force Healing and Force Poison Detoxification techniques, but that it would be very draining for him. I thought that since Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan both figure out how to become ghosts, presumably something only a very powerful Jedi can do, they would have done that with less effort. Just a guess.

The ability also appears in Knights of the Old Republic 2, and I believe all Jedi characters can use it (which make sense, since it would be a rather useful Force power for their line of work, and Obi-Wan was only a padawan as of TPM, hardly the master he would become). Even if one chalks that up to game mechanics, its clear that its not a unique ability. However, the game does not make clear what exactly the technique does or how it works; it simply enables them to walk through posion gas unhindered.