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1. What if politicians were honest?

2. What if William Henry Harrison didn't catch pneumonia, and finished his first term?

3. What if you never found SD.net?

4. What if B&B never got the rights to the Star Trek series?
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ain't this the 3rd what if thread? Oh well, carry on, unless a mod has something to say about it.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:1. What if politicians were honest?
Greater trust in government would result.
2. What if William Henry Harrison didn't catch pneumonia, and finished his first term?
The sun would rise from the east and set to the west.
3. What if you never found SD.net?
I'd be a Trekkie creationist fundie. And I wouldn't like anal.
4. What if B&B never got the rights to the Star Trek series?
Instead of Kate Mulgrew saying "Warp 8 Ensign," she'd be saying "Would you like fries with that?"
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ArmorPierce wrote:ain't this the 3rd what if thread? Oh well, carry on, unless a mod has something to say about it.
I was noticing there were some coming up, and I saw this as a chance to make a new thread. Feel free to add your on what if questions.

Perhaps someone should do a "Star Wars what ifs" thread.
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1. What if politicians were honest?
Then the US wouldn't be in the shit hole situation it is now.
2. What if William Henry Harrison didn't catch pneumonia, and finished his first term?
I'd still have no idea what the hell he did.
3. What if you never found SD.net?
Then I'd probably still be a lot more religious (I hadn't ever been particularly religious but SD.net changed it much quicker than mere time ever could) and I wouldn't have met a lot of people that I now consider friends.
4. What if B&B never got the rights to the Star Trek series?
Trek might not suck goat balls.
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K, my own

What if Napoleon was able to take Russia?

What if Nampoleon won the battle at Waterloo?

What if Christopher Columbus didn't get funding for his expedition?

What if the Aztec/Inca Empire didn't fall when they did?
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:1. What if politicians were honest?
The universe would collapse on itself.
2. What if William Henry Harrison didn't catch pneumonia, and finished his first term?
I dunno.
3. What if you never found SD.net?
I'd be sitting at the SWG forums, trying to fend off stupidity.
4. What if B&B never got the rights to the Star Trek series?
Star Trek would be uber.
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ArmorPierce wrote: What if Napoleon was able to take Russia?

What if Nampoleon won the battle at Waterloo?
My Napoleonic history is exceptionally poor, so I don't know.
What if Christopher Columbus didn't get funding for his expedition?

What if the Aztec/Inca Empire didn't fall when they did?
The New World would've been discovered quite a bit later, maybe even in the late 1800s.

As such, the Native Americans (to be PC, and since Columbus wouldn't have been able to call them "Indians") would have stayed dominant. I doubt there would be much technological or cultural advancement. The Aztecs, Incas, and Mayans would probably stay about the same as well. And when the New World finally was discovered, the discoverers would probably be a little bit more civilized and treat the Native Americans with more hospitality.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:1. What if politicians were honest?

Napoleon wouldn't be Emperor.
2. What if William Henry Harrison didn't catch pneumonia, and finished his first term?
I can't say
3. What if you never found SD.net?
The tradegy "voyager" wouldn't happen.

I've noticed the growth of "what if" threads too. at the current rate I'll made more "what if" threads than any one else in about twenty minutes. :P Unfortunatly the second one was buried by sex threads we've had today.
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ArmorPierce wrote:
What if Napoleon was able to take Russia?
The name of the ruler of France today would be somthing along the lines of Napoleon VI. :P
What if Napoleon won the battle at Waterloo?
The poles would revolt forcing the russians to return to eastern Europe. The British, shocked at having their best general getting his scrawny Britsh ass kicked by Napoleon retreat to the coast while the dutch troops abandon the army and run back to Napoleon begging for forgivness. The French stop revolting in western France freeing up roughly (IIRC) 100,000 troops. The Swiss&Prussains seeing this make peace with Napoleon. Austria alone makes peace with Napoleon.
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What if Christopher Columbus didn't get funding for his expedition

What if the Aztec/Inca Empire didn't fall when they did?
I don't know.
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ArmorPierce wrote: What if Napoleon was able to take Russia?
I'm pretty sure no one is ever going to take Russia.

[quoteWhat if Nampoleon won the battle at Waterloo?[/quote]

What Tosho said.
What if Christopher Columbus didn't get funding for his expedition?
Well, the Americas wouldn't have been discovered until several centuries later, the whole 'enslaving entire cities' by the Spaniards probably wouldn't have happened, the Protestants would number far less then they do, and the world would be much better off overall.
What if the Aztec/Inca Empire didn't fall when they did?
Then I think Europe would have given up colonizing South America, and outside contact would not have been made again until much later, this time peacefully, and they would gradually assimilate aspects of European culture into their own, probably not reaching the then modern level of technological advancements in Europe for quite some time.
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