Favourite Sexual Position

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-12-29 01:06pm

Ted wrote:
Eleas wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote: Coming from experience?
Yep.
That 16 year old girl then?

No.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-29 01:09pm

Eleas wrote:
Ted wrote:
Eleas wrote: Yep.
That 16 year old girl then?
No.

That's good then, no?

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-12-29 01:24pm

Ted wrote:
Eleas wrote:
Ted wrote: That 16 year old girl then?
No.
That's good then, no?

For said 15 year old, certainly.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-29 01:30pm

And I thought we couldn't get and stranger after the ejaculation distance thread...

What's the strangest sexual position anyone here had ever heard of? They have entire books on positions.

As for me, if I ever get laid, woman on top. The man's usually the heavier one.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-29 01:35pm

SirNitram wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I wonder if any virgin used anything other than the missionary position to lose his or her virginity. It seems to me that you don't experiment for your first time.
Since you asked, I lost it while in the female-superior position. Worked out better, she, being more experienced, could control the situation.

Worked out the same way for me as well, unfortunately I lasted all of a one minute with her skilled and excellent pleasuring, but it went much better once I got the initial release out of the way.

Spoons is my fave position right now. I get her amazing ass against my groin and I can fondle her breasts and stimulate her clit, it leads to some really amazing orgasms. Having a girl ride on top of me is also great, I get a better view this way but it trades off a bit of bodily contact so it's not as warm.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-12-29 01:48pm

My favorite position? All of them.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-29 01:50pm

Well that's a pretty broad answer. Your current fave then?

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-12-29 01:52pm

No fave. Just all of them.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-12-29 02:01pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:No fave. Just all of them.

I wouldn't worry. Not unless it was "all of them, simultaneously." Then I'd be afraid. Very.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-29 02:04pm

Does "All of them" include Tropic Of Cancer dancing?, and the Kali/Shiva position. If yes to the latter, how the **** do you do that and still remain standing?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-29 02:06pm

The really athletic or gymnastic positions aren't all that great. I find that when you have to work too hard to achieve a position, you're only detracting from your own pleasure.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-12-29 02:08pm

Darth Wong wrote:The really athletic or gymnastic positions aren't all that great. I find that when you have to work too hard to achieve a position, you're only detracting from your own pleasure.

Exactly. I mean the basic positions. Karma Sutra be damned... at least some of it.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-12-29 02:17pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Does "All of them" include Tropic Of Cancer dancing?, and the Kali/Shiva position. If yes to the latter, how the **** do you do that and still remain standing?

You shouldn't. Kali is the goddess of Death for a reason - you'll die.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-12-29 03:26pm

Darth Wong wrote:The really athletic or gymnastic positions aren't all that great. I find that when you have to work too hard to achieve a position, you're only detracting from your own pleasure.

Then there's the whole fact that if you bungle it, well. Between good friends and lovers, it's normally a short laughing fit(Somehow, failing to remain in position is funny as HELL at the time), or really awkward moments...

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-29 04:27pm

It really depends on my mood. If I wanna be a bitch, then it's me on top having tied his wrists to the headboard. if I'm in a more romantic mood, then I'll go for spoons, because it's just a gorgeous hug.

I like those sessions where you go through everything - starting with me on top, then a total turn around for doggie, that becomes spoons,followed by a short hard fuck in missionary. Usually because the movement allows all shorts of wierd angles and positions that you'll never replicate to come up.

I also like being tied up and blindfolded.

One thing I hated (until I met my current beau) was 69 - especially with men as they don't seem to be very able to multitask. It does give me a good angle for my work, though.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-12-29 04:38pm

innerbrat wrote:It really depends on my mood. If I wanna be a bitch, then it's me on top having tied his wrists to the headboard. if I'm in a more romantic mood, then I'll go for spoons, because it's just a gorgeous hug.

I like those sessions where you go through everything - starting with me on top, then a total turn around for doggie, that becomes spoons,followed by a short hard fuck in missionary. Usually because the movement allows all shorts of wierd angles and positions that you'll never replicate to come up.

I also like being tied up and blindfolded.

One thing I hated (until I met my current beau) was 69 - especially with men as they don't seem to be very able to multitask. It does give me a good angle for my work, though.

...

One moment, please.

*breathes deeply into a paper bag several times*

...nope. Didn't work.

*dies*

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-12-29 04:47pm

innerbrat wrote:It really depends on my mood. If I wanna be a bitch, then it's me on top having tied his wrists to the headboard. if I'm in a more romantic mood, then I'll go for spoons, because it's just a gorgeous hug.

I like those sessions where you go through everything - starting with me on top, then a total turn around for doggie, that becomes spoons,followed by a short hard fuck in missionary. Usually because the movement allows all shorts of wierd angles and positions that you'll never replicate to come up.

I also like being tied up and blindfolded.

One thing I hated (until I met my current beau) was 69 - especially with men as they don't seem to be very able to multitask. It does give me a good angle for my work, though.

First thought: I absolutely refuse to engage in silly forum-flirting and so on.
That said, that was one of the sexier things I've heard. There's something about girls who know what they want in bed and actually like it.

Pity they're so vanishingly rare, though.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2002-12-29 05:20pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I absolutely love riding my bf's cock while he tweaks my nipples. That makes me cum all over his chest and scream every time! Then I flip over and lay on my tummy and let him fuck my ass doggy style until he firehoses his man cream all up in my ass so hard I almost cum again. Sometimes we'll start on our sides in the spooons position, then he'll doggy fuck me until we both cum at the same time. I also like it just a bit rough too... Dammit just thinking about that is getting my dick hard and making me fucking horny!

*BOING!!!*

Mmmmmmmm.

The word "prudish" is an unknown to you, right?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-29 05:21pm

I absolutely love riding my bf's cock while he tweaks my nipples. That makes me cum all over his chest and scream every time! Then I flip over and lay on my tummy and let him fuck my ass doggy style until he firehoses his man cream all up in my ass so hard I almost cum again. Sometimes we'll start on our sides in the spooons position, then he'll doggy fuck me until we both cum at the same time. I also like it just a bit rough too... Dammit just thinking about that is getting my dick hard and making me fucking horny!

TOO MUCH FUCKING INFORMATION!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-29 05:56pm

I absolutely love riding my bf's cock while he tweaks my nipples. That makes me cum all over his chest and scream every time! Then I flip over and lay on my tummy and let him fuck my ass doggy style until he firehoses his man cream all up in my ass so hard I almost cum again. Sometimes we'll start on our sides in the spooons position, then he'll doggy fuck me until we both cum at the same time. I also like it just a bit rough too... Dammit just thinking about that is getting my dick hard and making me fucking horny!

Somehow this doesn't surprise me, considering the message board we are currently on. But yes, that's a bit too graphic.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-12-29 06:31pm

Have you all ever heard of the rodeo position? What you do is get the female on all fours, then mount her from behind and put your hands over her breast. Finally you tell her that her sister has smoother skin than she does, and see how long you can hold on.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2002-12-29 06:39pm

Eleas wrote: First thought: I absolutely refuse to engage in silly forum-flirting and so on.
That said, that was one of the sexier things I've heard. There's something about girls who know what they want in bed and actually like it.

Pity they're so vanishingly rare, though.

Yeah, but when you find them it can be fun, I'm surprised at the Tied and Blindfolded though, that's normally a submissives type of thing, and they can be real hard to get to tell you what they want. I prefer it when both of us get what we want and like, which rules out the Dominants as well.
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Don't get me wrong, submissives can be fun for a while, but ther passivity grates, and Dominants don't stand a chance with me because I don't react well to handcuffs and blindfolds.

If you look hard enough, there are enough independant women with the right attitude and outlook, it's just a case of keeping in contact after you find them.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2002-12-29 06:41pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:Have you all ever heard of the rodeo position? What you do is get the female on all fours, then mount her from behind and put your hands over her breast. Finally you tell her that her sister has smoother skin than she does, and see how long you can hold on.

Oldie, but a goldie.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2002-12-29 07:01pm

Sokar wrote:Your very uninhibited Snom4n, that almost qualifies as To Much Information.....

He passed that point a long time ago my friend.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-12-29 07:07pm

Rob Wilson wrote: Yeah, but when you find them it can be fun, I'm surprised at the Tied and Blindfolded though, that's normally a submissives type of thing, and they can be real hard to get to tell you what they want. I prefer it when both of us get what we want and like, which rules out the Dominants as well.

Ah, Rob Wilson, connoiseur of all things sexual, how I missed thee.

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Don't get me wrong, submissives can be fun for a while, but ther passivity grates, and Dominants don't stand a chance with me because I don't react well to handcuffs and blindfolds.

Well, variation's always fun, no?

If you look hard enough, there are enough independant women with the right attitude and outlook, it's just a case of keeping in contact after you find them.

Hmm, perhaps. Well, as for me I'm still in the larval stages of life. Right now, I've kinda soured to the whole experience. Pity, too, but there it is.