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More abombinations from Derek Smartass on the way.

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When I saw the first bit of news and shots of Derek Smart's latest wreck last week, I decided not to post about 'em, mostly because everyone knows the guy's a flop and not worth the time. Then he had to open his mouth. Firing Squad has an interview with him, covering his newest flops, to be released next year. Not only can you physically smell his ego oozing off your monitor, but he also make takes a shot at the Freespace community:
Smartass wrote:Freespace 3 came to mind, so I started looking into obtaining the IP. I wanted to take my technologies and develop a new Freespace game since it was a popular (but dead) IP that space game fans could easily identify with. You know how that ended. I didn't get the license and a bunch of idiots who think they matter in the general scheme of things, felt that a Freespace 3 by any developer other than the original developers would not be Freespace 3. So, now not only do they not have a Freespace 3, but the IP is going to remain dead as a door nail since no publisher on the planet is going to fund a space game, let alone one based on a dead IP.
Nevermind it was his attitude and threats that pissed off the FS community in the first place.

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I wanted to take my technologies and develop a new Freespace game since it was a popular (but dead) IP that space game fans could easily identify with.
So, now not only do they not have a Freespace 3, but the IP is going to remain dead as a door nail since no publisher on the planet is going to fund a space game, let alone one based on a dead IP.
Hilarity ensues. I mean, it's not like that's what he was trying to do or anything. But nope! Dead as a doornail! Nobody would even dream of it!

Every single statement or interview I have seen with this guy has been filled with enough arrogance and alternate-reality delusion to give the Bush administration a hard-on. Who is he fooling? Who does he think cares? Nobody even remembers him except when talking about huge idiotic debacles, and then only as an object of ridicule! Does he really think he is still taken seriously?

I also have to wonder if he can get through the day without constantly self-fellating over his "IP." In the interview he talks about his "IP" and ideas like they are the coming of the Messiah. Right, because it's everyone else that held you back, huh? You were just too "ahead of the curve" and "focus-centric" for them, weren't you? Idiot.

I especially like this:
Derek Smart wrote:Not to much to tell really. The story, though quite good and engaging, is the usual run-of-the-mill fare thats just there to give some semblance of a purpose. At the end of the day, since it is a shooter with pure goals and achievements, it is highly unlikely that anyone is going to pay any attention to the story.
Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it directly from the horse's mouth. The story for his new game is run-of-the-mill and just to give a semblance of a purpose. I mean, it's not like anyone pays attention to those stories anyway, *I'm a smarmy asshole*? Fucking hell, I can smell the reek of failure from here.
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He's persistant, I'll give him that.
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IP? What is IP?
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salm wrote:IP? What is IP?
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salm wrote:IP? What is IP?
Intellectual property.
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Actually he is some kind of a phenomena. I cant imagine another guy who is so arrogant, deluded and impervious to criticism yet he still manages to release *something*. Nevermind that this *something* is usually so overhyped, crappy nauseous piece of shit rigged with bugs.

Most of people with his kind of character never accomplish anything besides talk.

Anyways, let the beat go on. As long as it stays outside my HDD.
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Tolya wrote:Actually he is some kind of a phenomena. I cant imagine another guy who is so arrogant, deluded and impervious to criticism yet he still manages to release *something*. Nevermind that this *something* is usually so overhyped, crappy nauseous piece of shit rigged with bugs.
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Oh, and by the way, GALCOM's screenshots are not only unimpressive, they also look like total crap. Low poly models coupled with low res textures plus some simple effects. Who the hell does he wants to impress with that?
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Tolya wrote:Oh, and by the way, GALCOM's screenshots are not only unimpressive, they also look like total crap. Low poly models coupled with low res textures plus some simple effects. Who the hell does he wants to impress with that?
Despite that, you can bet that even a high end dual-core machine with the latest graphics card will still struggle to run it.
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I am not familiar, what are his previous efforts?
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UCBooties wrote:I am not familiar, what are his previous efforts?
His most infamous is Battlecruiser 3000AD, one of the most bugged, incomplete games ever to exist.
After all the hype fell flat on it's face, Smart naturally blamed everyone except himself.
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Tolya wrote:Despite that, you can bet that even a high end dual-core machine with the latest graphics card will still struggle to run it.
Plus the game will probably be so bugged that it will make BF2 Version 1.3 look sleek and polished.
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So who exactly is this Derek Smart moron?

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Here's his Wikipedia entry. The external links go to his company's site and his personal site.

But if you want the short version, he's a troll. One that's managed to learn enough about coding and 3D rendering to make a series of shitty games on a shitty, bug filled engine. And when he's called on it, he starts up flame wars and legal actions.
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Edi wrote:So who exactly is this Derek Smart moron?

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Some overview

Think part egotistical monster, part overblown flaming asshole. Basically one of his first games(Battlecrusier 3000) he practically proclaimed is the end all, be all of space sim material.

The end result was this buggy half assed product that even EA would've shuddered to put out.

But that's not all...he searched the internet and engaged in flame wars with his critics calling them idiots for not recognizing genius. And some companies he's sued for various reasons. His entire bit has been done by more then a few website, and it's really sad to see what the truth is behind this moron.

And oh yes...he's an astounding liar....easily on Stewpot's level(a few being him earning a PhD, as well as owning parts of Mars).
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Edi wrote:So who exactly is this Derek Smart moron?

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Consider yourself blessed that you haven't had experience with his games, let alone run ins with his insane fucking fans.
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weemadando wrote:
Edi wrote:So who exactly is this Derek Smart moron?

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Consider yourself blessed that you haven't had experience with his games, let alone run ins with his insane fucking fans.
He has fans?
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Oh god... Yes. Yes he does. Try posting a question about why the hell BC3k just doesn't work on his Tech Support forums and you'll see what kind of fans he has...
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weemadando wrote:Oh god... Yes. Yes he does. Try posting a question about why the hell BC3k just doesn't work on his Tech Support forums and you'll see what kind of fans he has...
Maybe they're all just clones of himself?
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Edi wrote:So who exactly is this Derek Smart moron?
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Tolya wrote:Actually he is some kind of a phenomena. I cant imagine another guy who is so arrogant, deluded and impervious to criticism yet he still manages to release *something*. Nevermind that this *something* is usually so overhyped, crappy nauseous piece of shit rigged with bugs.
Uwe Boll?
I don't think Boll believes in his movies any more than anyone else in the world. He knows he's running a scam. Smart actually thinks he's the real deal.
Berman & Braga?
These two are hacks, but their egos, while pretty much standard for Hollywood, aren't anywhere near the size of Smart's.
Mel Gibson?
Mel Gibson is a lunatic, but he's a good actor and a good director. And compared to even the rest of Hollywood, he isn't carting around a big ego, let alone compared to Smart.
Tom Cruise?
Even nuttier than Gibson, and extremely egotistical, to the point of suing pretty much everyone who makes fun of him, but Cruise is a good actor. He got away with being crazy for years because he could put butts in seats. It wasn't until he replaced his former publicist with his Scientologist sister that he went all the way around the bend in public.
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I'd say he's got accounts on his forums registered under 40 different names through foreign proxy servers to make his games seem more popular. :lol:
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It'd be my guess that he cultivates the "arsehole" persona to garner gaming media attention for himself. As for Battlecruiser 3000AD- in all fairness, that wasn't his fault, it was the publisher. The game simply wasn't ready for release. He persisted and he fixed it, and he's been improving the game edition after edition ever since. It's unfair that everyone else who releases a buggy, shit-don't-work-game naturally gets to blame it on the publisher pushing it out the door early but somehow Derek Smart gets blamed for BC3000ad.

Of course, that doesn't mean the games are good- they're consistently behind the curve technologically and the gameplay is not my cup of tea.
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Vympel wrote:It'd be my guess that he cultivates the "arsehole" persona to garner gaming media attention for himself. As for Battlecruiser 3000AD- in all fairness, that wasn't his fault, it was the publisher. The game simply wasn't ready for release. He persisted and he fixed it, and he's been improving the game edition after edition ever since. It's unfair that everyone else who releases a buggy, shit-don't-work-game naturally gets to blame it on the publisher pushing it out the door early but somehow Derek Smart gets blamed for BC3000ad.

Of course, that doesn't mean the games are good- they're consistently behind the curve technologically and the gameplay is not my cup of tea.
When I first heard of the game and (subsequently either got a free copy or dwnloaded for free (not pirated)) I thought the premise of the game was a good one until I played it.True you can play in one of several different careers, but there was no main story or side quests that I knew of. I quickly got bored of it and uninstalled the game. Plus the game was hard as hell to figure out.
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