How old were you when you lost your cherry?
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Wait, were you outside, or what?
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I wrote:17.
Outside. Three days after Christmas. In the cold. It was shit.
Although I found out later he told everyone I was great - maybe that's a guy thing. I told the same people he was shit.
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Forgive my asking, but what was the advantage of doing it outside?
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-Robert Moses
"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses
"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
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My thoughts exactly.
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"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses
"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses
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Ouch. That's cold.innerbrat wrote:Just inexperienced, I guess. We tried to do a 69, but I still don't know whether he was even touching me or not.
What on Earth possessed you to do it outside when it's cold? In summer maybe but if it's that cold I'm surprised you could find anything to blow on.
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HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
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HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
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You were female and in intimate contact with him, unless he fails to get it up, from a teenage boys perspective you couldn't help but be great.innerbrat wrote:17.
Although I found out later he told everyone I was great - maybe that's a guy thing.
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"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
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17 w/ my current GF... in case you guys are wondering... we've been together for 2 1/2 years, so something must be going right...
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OK, I didn't know him - just met him (OK, OK, I'm a big ho, I admit it). It was at a mutual friend's house and we had nowhere more private to go. I wasn't about to do it in someone else's bed.HemlockGrey wrote:Forgive my asking, but what was the advantage of doing it outside?
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
So if I went over to England in the summer again, would you be willing to give me a personal guided tour of say London your bedroom?innerbrat wrote:OK, I didn't know him - just met him (OK, OK, I'm a big ho, I admit it). It was at a mutual friend's house and we had nowhere more private to go. I wasn't about to do it in someone else's bed.HemlockGrey wrote:Forgive my asking, but what was the advantage of doing it outside?
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That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
You dirty old bastard! You know perfectly well that I'm content and happy with my bloke <slaps>Ted wrote:So if I went over to England in the summer again, would you be willing to give me a personal guided tour of say London your bedroom?innerbrat wrote:OK, I didn't know him - just met him (OK, OK, I'm a big ho, I admit it). It was at a mutual friend's house and we had nowhere more private to go. I wasn't about to do it in someone else's bed.HemlockGrey wrote:Forgive my asking, but what was the advantage of doing it outside?
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Actually, I've met Ted and he's a dirty young bastard. I'm the dirty old bastardinnerbrat wrote:You dirty old bastard! You know perfectly well that I'm content and happy with my bloke <slaps>
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"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
Me? You never said perfectly content and happy in those words. And I'm talking about in July, you might've broken up with him by then.innerbrat wrote:You dirty old bastard! You know perfectly well that I'm content and happy with my bloke <slaps>Ted wrote:So if I went over to England in the summer again, would you be willing to give me a personal guided tour of say London your bedroom?innerbrat wrote: OK, I didn't know him - just met him (OK, OK, I'm a big ho, I admit it). It was at a mutual friend's house and we had nowhere more private to go. I wasn't about to do it in someone else's bed.
Go, tell the Spartans, stranger passing by,
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Darth Wong wrote:Actually, I've met Ted and he's a dirty young bastard. I'm the dirty old bastardinnerbrat wrote:You dirty old bastard! You know perfectly well that I'm content and happy with my bloke <slaps>
Physically maybe. But you have the mental age of a horny teenager.
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Well, my situation is rather fubar. I'm 24 now, when I was 16, I got drunk in the back of the bowling ally that I worked for at the time. One day I was asked to close and lock up with the female cook one night (she was 14). During the night, kinda messed around and that's all I remembered due to all the alcohol I drunk. We woke up cuddling each other the next morning. But we both seemed very awkward around each other and I quit that job soon afterward thinking we "did it". And I haven't seen or heard from her since then.
I spent the next 6 years thinking that was when I lost my virginity. And since then I've had zero contact with anybody of the opposite sex with a little groping action 2 years ago. But this past summer, I started questioning exactly what happened at the bowling ally so many years ago so I tracked down the original girl and asked her what happened that night. She told me that she asked me to sleep with her and I turned her down citing no rubbers and she was really upset that I turned her down too. She was a virgin also at that time. We said our goodbyes and now we keep in touch, (she's married with 2 kids now.)
So enter now where I just recently found out I'm really a virgin, no prospects in the immediate future but always hopefully with an eye out.
I spent the next 6 years thinking that was when I lost my virginity. And since then I've had zero contact with anybody of the opposite sex with a little groping action 2 years ago. But this past summer, I started questioning exactly what happened at the bowling ally so many years ago so I tracked down the original girl and asked her what happened that night. She told me that she asked me to sleep with her and I turned her down citing no rubbers and she was really upset that I turned her down too. She was a virgin also at that time. We said our goodbyes and now we keep in touch, (she's married with 2 kids now.)
So enter now where I just recently found out I'm really a virgin, no prospects in the immediate future but always hopefully with an eye out.
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