What if Anakin just before epII replaced luke from epIV on?

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Anakin's greater skill with the force and lightsaber combat win the day for the rebellion!
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Anakin's arrogance and former trust in palpatine brings him to join the empire along with his older self in crushing the rebels!
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LordShaithis wrote:He was beaten in an epic fight by an Obi-Wan still at or very near his physical prime, an Obi-Wan who would have ran over ANH Vader like a speedbump.
Nice circular logic there.
Watching OT Vader walk around, move, and fight, he's visibly slower and less manuverable than PT Anakin. This is just blatantly obvious, and to be expected.
Except, you know, that he can keep up with Luke who by your logic should be considerably faster than him.
Go watch the RotS duel and the ANH duel, and tell me the ANH combatants are anywhere near their RotS levels of capability.
Irrelevant. The ANH duel wasn't a real fight.
He bumbles around a bit and takes a shot to the arm before disarming an ill-trained Luke in ESB, and then is soundly thrashed by him in RotJ.
Bullshit. He destroys Luke in ESB, and in RotJ is only beaten when Luke explodes in anger.
Because he was older and slower. Either that or he was being a dumbass, and wasn't prepared for the reaction he was trying to cause. Does anyone really see PT Anakin being so utterly overwhelmed by Luke's little "NOOO!" frenzy?
If Anakin wasn't prepared for it like Vader wasn't, then yes.
Simply because the PT is full of hyperactive acrobatics does not make them better fighters. Vader has far more knowledge of not only dueling but psychological warfare and use of TK than RotS Anakin.
You choose to repeatedy ignore Vader's motives and strategies in the OT in order to cling to the idea that "lolz he's old and busted".
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Cao Cao wrote:Nice circular logic there.
You're the one spewing bullshit. "Anakin couldn't overwhelm his middle-aged post-injury self, because he was once beaten by a healthy Jedi in his prime!" What the shit?
Except, you know, that he can keep up with Luke who by your logic should be considerably faster than him.
He didn't keep up with Luke. In the first duel he took a substantial amount of time to subdue a virtually untrained opponent, and in the second fight he got reamed. Can you really see sub-padawan Luke circa ESB scoring a hit on any prequel-era Jedi of note, even if said Jedi were under orders not to kill him?
Irrelevant. The ANH duel wasn't a real fight.
Sure, they were just having tea. What the fuck are you smoking?
Bullshit. He destroys Luke in ESB, and in RotJ is only beaten when Luke explodes in anger.
So Vader is beaten in RotJ when his youthful opponent comes at him in an extremely aggressive and reckless attack. Which is totally different than what Anakin would do to him... how exactly?
If Anakin wasn't prepared for it like Vader wasn't, then yes.
Wasn't prepared? He had Jedi reflexes, and Luke clearly announced his attack by shouting before charging in. He wasn't ambushed, he was just overwhelmed by someone younger and faster coming at him all-out and not letting up.
Simply because the PT is full of hyperactive acrobatics does not make them better fighters. Vader has far more knowledge of not only dueling but psychological warfare and use of TK than RotS Anakin.
You choose to repeatedy ignore Vader's motives and strategies in the OT in order to cling to the idea that "lolz he's old and busted".
You're the douchebag simultaneously claiming that PT Anakin would lose because he's too aggressive and reckless, while excusing OT Vader's defeat to Luke on the basis of him being "unprepared" for Luke's reckless attack.

OT Vader coincidentally happens to move with the agility of 45 year old David Prowse in a heavy costume and helmet, while PT Anakin moves like 24 year old Hayden Christensen with no such encumbrace.
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LordShaithis wrote:You're the one spewing bullshit. "Anakin couldn't overwhelm his middle-aged post-injury self, because he was once beaten by a healthy Jedi in his prime!" What the shit?
No, that's not my reasoning at all.
That's an example of how maturity, skill and discipline can win against overconfident raw power.
He didn't keep up with Luke. In the first duel he took a substantial amount of time to subdue a virtually untrained opponent, and in the second fight he got reamed. Can you really see sub-padawan Luke circa ESB scoring a hit on any prequel-era Jedi of note, even if said Jedi were under orders not to kill him?
If they were trying to capture him alive by talking to him while they fought - yes.
Sure, they were just having tea. What the fuck are you smoking?
It's not my problem if you refuse to admit that Vader was holding back in ANH given that he performs far better against Luke and has a record of personally hunting down and exterminating Jedi.
So Vader is beaten in RotJ when his youthful opponent comes at him in an extremely aggressive and reckless attack. Which is totally different than what Anakin would do to him... how exactly?
Because Vader would be expecting it!
Sheesh! Vader wanted to bring out Luke's anger, but didn't expect that sudden burst. But from himself? Of course he'd expect it! He knows himself better than RotS Anakin does.
Wasn't prepared? He had Jedi reflexes, and Luke clearly announced his attack by shouting before charging in. He wasn't ambushed, he was just overwhelmed by someone younger and faster coming at him all-out and not letting up.
Let's forget that Vader still had no intentions of killing him, shall we?
There's also the fact that Jedi reflexes won't do squat if your guard's down. Case in point: Maul. And Maul had far more warning than Vader.
You're the douchebag simultaneously claiming that PT Anakin would lose because he's too aggressive and reckless, while excusing OT Vader's defeat to Luke on the basis of him being "unprepared" for Luke's reckless attack.
Because again, Vader knows what Anakin will do. He's battling himself
OT Vader coincidentally happens to move with the agility of 45 year old David Prowse in a heavy costume and helmet, while PT Anakin moves like 24 year old Hayden Christensen with no such encumbrace.
So you are saying that age = win again? This argument is pointless if you continue to be so narrow-minded.
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Cao Cao wrote:No, that's not my reasoning at all.
That's an example of how maturity, skill and discipline can win against overconfident raw power.
It's also god damned irrelevant.
If they were trying to capture him alive by talking to him while they fought - yes.
My ass. Not wanting to kill Luke just means the objective becomes striking his forearm to remove a hand, as opposed to striking for the head or torso. It doesn't suddenly make the fight ten times harder, or obligate the attacker to allow himself to be hit.
It's not my problem if you refuse to admit that Vader was holding back in ANH given that he performs far better against Luke and has a record of personally hunting down and exterminating Jedi.
You pull this "holding back" shit out of your ass, and then have the gall to say I "refuse to admit" the truth of what you just fucking made up? Back up this bullshit "Vader wasn't really trying" contention of yours as per board debate rules, or shut the fuck up.

And note that Vader winning a couple swordfights fifteen or twenty years prior to ANH in some crap EU book isn't evidence of shit to do with his fight against Obi-Wan.
Because Vader would be expecting it!
Sheesh! Vader wanted to bring out Luke's anger, but didn't expect that sudden burst. But from himself? Of course he'd expect it! He knows himself better than RotS Anakin does.
Jesus, are you completely fucking retarded? His opponent screams and runs at him holding a sword. How much fucking preparation does Vader need in order to competently defend himself?
Let's forget that Vader still had no intentions of killing him, shall we?
You keep saying this like it obligates Vader to let Luke kick the shit out of him. It fucking doesn't.
There's also the fact that Jedi reflexes won't do squat if your guard's down. Case in point: Maul. And Maul had far more warning than Vader.
The amount of horseshit rationalizing you do to explain the fact that Vader doesn't look terribly impressive in any of his OT fights is god damned sickening.

Here's the fucking sequence of events: Vader taunts Luke, trying to draw him out of hiding and into action. The taunt works, and Luke runs out screaming to attack. Luke then proceeds to kick Vader's ass by going at him hard and not letting up.

I look at this and conclude that the old man doesn't have what it takes to turn aside a sustained aggressive attack from a powerful opponent who is also younger and faster than he is.

But not you. You make up a bunch of horseshit about how Vader (standing there with his sword drawn, trying to goad his opponent into action) had "let his guard down" which meant that his precognition didn't work, which meant that he wasn't expecting to be attacked (for some inexplicable stupid reason), which meant that he performed far below his REAL level of ability (which only YOU know) for the remainder of the fight in which he was beaten down.

Get the fuck out of here. Concede and go away.
Because again, Vader knows what Anakin will do. He's battling himself
He knows Anakin is going to come over and jump in his shit. That doesn't mean he can suddenly beat his younger fresher self.
So you are saying that age = win again? This argument is pointless if you continue to be so narrow-minded.
Compared to Anakin, Vader has...

(+) Some added experience
(-) Twenty years of age
(-) A cybernetic body visibly less agile than his original one
(-) A reduction in Force potential thanks to physical/psychological damage

Sit down and shut up.
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LordShaithis wrote:It's also god damned irrelevant.
No it isn't. It disproves your bullshit theory.
My ass. Not wanting to kill Luke just means the objective becomes striking his forearm to remove a hand, as opposed to striking for the head or torso. It doesn't suddenly make the fight ten times harder, or obligate the attacker to allow himself to be hit.
If he's trying to talk to his opponent while not harming him then he risks at least minor injury from an opponent who has no qualms about seeing him dead.
You pull this "holding back" shit out of your ass, and then have the gall to say I "refuse to admit" the truth of what you just fucking made up? Back up this bullshit "Vader wasn't really trying" contention of yours as per board debate rules, or shut the fuck up.
My proof is in the goddamn movies you moron. Vader performed better against Luke than he did with Obi-Wan, which was basically standing still and exchanging blows while talking a lot.
It's on you to prove that Vader was at the top of his form in ANH because the evidence clearly suggests otherwise.
And note that Vader winning a couple swordfights fifteen or twenty years prior to ANH in some crap EU book isn't evidence of shit to do with his fight against Obi-Wan.
His rep for exterminating the Jedi order means that he's a far more compitent fighter than you think he is.
Why don't I use your logic for a moment? RotS Anakin was only ever seen killing Jedi children, the rest being killed by the clones.
Therefore Anakin is only capable of killing children!
Jesus, are you completely fucking retarded? His opponent screams and runs at him holding a sword. How much fucking preparation does Vader need in order to competently defend himself?
In what? A second? I repeat. That's more time than Maul had.
You keep saying this like it obligates Vader to let Luke kick the shit out of him. It fucking doesn't.
That plus him being unprepared he was taken off balance.
The amount of horseshit rationalizing you do to explain the fact that Vader doesn't look terribly impressive in any of his OT fights is god damned sickening.
Thanks for ignoring my point, dipshit. Concession accepted.
Here's the fucking sequence of events: Vader taunts Luke, trying to draw him out of hiding and into action. The taunt works, and Luke runs out screaming to attack. Luke then proceeds to kick Vader's ass by going at him hard and not letting up.

I look at this and conclude that the old man doesn't have what it takes to turn aside a sustained aggressive attack from a powerful opponent who is also younger and faster than he is.

But not you. You make up a bunch of horseshit about how Vader (standing there with his sword drawn, trying to goad his opponent into action) had "let his guard down" which meant that his precognition didn't work, which meant that he wasn't expecting to be attacked (for some inexplicable stupid reason), which meant that he performed far below his REAL level of ability (which only YOU know) for the remainder of the fight in which he was beaten down.
If you cannot wrap your head around the concept of a fighter who doesn't want to kill his opponent vs. someone who for that brief moment wanted to see him dead, then you're an idiot.
Get the fuck out of here. Concede and go away.
Why? Because I won't let you wank all over Anakin? Grow up. To claim Vader isn't a force to be reckoned with because he didn't immediately execute an old man who he wanted to show that he was right and didn't completely main his own damn son is completely ridiculous.
He knows Anakin is going to come over and jump in his shit. That doesn't mean he can suddenly beat his younger fresher self.
It means your fantasies about young Anakin looking at Vader and making him drop dead are false.
Compared to Anakin, Vader has...

(+) Some added experience
(-) Twenty years of age
You continue to throw around this moronic assertion that age means the difference between life and death. It isn't. Get over it.
(-) A cybernetic body visibly less agile than his original one
And yet you can't prove that all this vaunted extra-agility matters.
Nor do you consider that his cybernetic body would be stronger and more durable than flesh and bone.
(-) A reduction in Force potential thanks to physical/psychological damage

Sit down and shut up.


You're full of shit. Vader's TK abilities surpass Anakin's, he can absorb blaster bolts with his hands, etc.
Plus if we get the EU into this, in Shadows of the Empire Anakin uses the Force to heal himself of his traumatic injuries, only failing because his hatred subsides when he does so.
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Cao Cao wrote:No it isn't. It disproves your bullshit theory.
My "bullshit theory" is that aging twenty years and having all your arms and legs chopped off makes you a less effective fighter compared to your younger and more limbful self. The fact that you're even arguing this is telling.
If he's trying to talk to his opponent while not harming him then he risks at least minor injury from an opponent who has no qualms about seeing him dead.
Another thing that's pretty fucking telling is the fact that when it comes to assessing Vader's prowess, all you bring to the debate is a list of reasons why every single motherfucking fight we see him in doesn't depict his actual ability. Fuck the movies, apparently we need to read Cao Cao's mind to find out the truth.
My proof is in the goddamn movies you moron. Vader performed better against Luke than he did with Obi-Wan, which was basically standing still and exchanging blows while talking a lot.
Vader beat a novice in Luke the first time, a feat that demonstrates nothing, and took a hit in the process. In the second fight he was defeated.

And go watch the movie again, the ANH fight with Obi-Wan wasn't some sort of monologue Vader delivered while holding Kenobi at bay. They exchanged lines, then proceeded to fight. Eventually they broke off and had the "Strike me down and I shall become more powerful!" exchange. That was it.

So again, produce some EVIDENCE that Vader wasn't actually fighting hard, you fucking cumdumpster.
It's on you to prove that Vader was at the top of his form in ANH because the evidence clearly suggests otherwise.
Well, here's some evidence: Darth Vader was an unfriendly guy who didn't like Obi-Wan very much, and who ended up killing him in that fight. Therefore I conclude that Vader was fighting to kill.

Jesus you're a dumbfuck.
His rep for exterminating the Jedi order means that he's a far more compitent fighter than you think he is.
This is your master plan? Throw up a bunch of bullshit excuses for why he didn't look better in every single fight we saw, and then make vague allusions to some Jedi he probably killed at some point, fifteen or twenty years prior to the Obi-Wan fight we're actually fucking talking about?
Why don't I use your logic for a moment? RotS Anakin was only ever seen killing Jedi children, the rest being killed by the clones.
Therefore Anakin is only capable of killing children!
He also swarked the head off of Count Dooky and has a host of EU exploits, but that isn't the point. These aren't two separate fighters to evaluate, these are two of the exact same guy. Except one version was triple-amputated, set on fire, psychologically broken, and aged into his forties. Gee, which one am I going to pick in a fight?
In what? A second? I repeat. That's more time than Maul had.
Seriously, now you're arguing that Darth Maul's stupid death represents the standard for Sith reaction times, and that therefore Vader's defeat against Luke doesn't count because Luke surprised him. (Apparently Sith have slower reflexes than normal people.) How do you spew this shit with a straight face?
That plus him being unprepared he was taken off balance.
He was standing there with his sword drawn trying to draw out his opponent. Being caught off-balance when he shouldn't have been is a sign of decline, not some sort of magical "this defeat didn't count" card.
Thanks for ignoring my point, dipshit. Concession accepted.
You're a fucking joke. That "concession accepted" line is apparently the only bit of debate behavior you've managed to pick up while you've been here.
If you cannot wrap your head around the concept of a fighter who doesn't want to kill his opponent vs. someone who for that brief moment wanted to see him dead, then you're an idiot.
Quit repeating yourself. Not wanting to kill doesn't mean letting someone hammer you.
Why? Because I won't let you wank all over Anakin? Grow up. To claim Vader isn't a force to be reckoned with because he didn't immediately execute an old man who he wanted to show that he was right and didn't completely main his own damn son is completely ridiculous.
Bla bla bla, already refuted.
It means your fantasies about young Anakin looking at Vader and making him drop dead are false.
Bla bla bla, strawman.
You continue to throw around this moronic assertion that age means the difference between life and death. It isn't. Get over it.
All else being equal, it does. And things aren't equal. Vader actually has several other disadvantages as well.
And yet you can't prove that all this vaunted extra-agility matters.
Nor do you consider that his cybernetic body would be stronger and more durable than flesh and bone.
Agility matters in a swordfight, you fucking idiot. And no hypothetical uber cyber-strength helped him keep Luke from chewing his ass up.
You're full of shit. Vader's TK abilities surpass Anakin's, he can absorb blaster bolts with his hands, etc.
Plus if we get the EU into this, in Shadows of the Empire Anakin uses the Force to heal himself of his traumatic injuries, only failing because his hatred subsides when he does so.
Regarding Vader's force potential in comparison to Anakin's, George Lucas is on my side, so blow me. You're left trying to argue that being chopped and burned and aging a couple decades somehow made Anakin a BETTER fighter.
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LordShaithis wrote:My "bullshit theory" is that aging twenty years and having all your arms and legs chopped off makes you a less effective fighter compared to your younger and more limbful self. The fact that you're even arguing this is telling.
The fact that you won't even consider the fact that Vader's skill and advanced cybernetic parts override his disability is also telling. That you're a complete imbecile.
Another thing that's pretty fucking telling is the fact that when it comes to assessing Vader's prowess, all you bring to the debate is a list of reasons why every single motherfucking fight we see him in doesn't depict his actual ability. Fuck the movies, apparently we need to read Cao Cao's mind to find out the truth.
And just because you don't like it, it doesn't make it untrue.
You are seriously saying that Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, apprentice to Sidious, exterminator of the Jedi is a crippled old man.
Vader beat a novice in Luke the first time, a feat that demonstrates nothing, and took a hit in the process. In the second fight he was defeated.

And go watch the movie again, the ANH fight with Obi-Wan wasn't some sort of monologue Vader delivered while holding Kenobi at bay. They exchanged lines, then proceeded to fight. Eventually they broke off and had the "Strike me down and I shall become more powerful!" exchange. That was it.

So again, produce some EVIDENCE that Vader wasn't actually fighting hard, you fucking cumdumpster.
Do you mean to say that Vader in TESB and RotJ would perform the same as he did against Obi-Wan in ANH?
Even though he was blatantly slower, used a pedestrian fighting style and no TK? How fucking stupid are you?
Well, here's some evidence: Darth Vader was an unfriendly guy who didn't like Obi-Wan very much, and who ended up killing him in that fight. Therefore I conclude that Vader was fighting to kill.

Jesus you're a dumbfuck.
And yet again you ignore the fact that Vader wants to show Obi-Wan that he is the master now. He can't fucking do that if he kills Obi-Wan right away.
This is your master plan? Throw up a bunch of bullshit excuses for why he didn't look better in every single fight we saw, and then make vague allusions to some Jedi he probably killed at some point, fifteen or twenty years prior to the Obi-Wan fight we're actually fucking talking about?
You're a moron. A Sith doesn't maintain his position without the strength to keep it. And what he did 20 years ago is more impressive, not less. Because 20 years ago his self-esteem was far lower than it is in ANH.
He also swarked the head off of Count Dooky and has a host of EU exploits, but that isn't the point. These aren't two separate fighters to evaluate, these are two of the exact same guy. Except one version was triple-amputated, set on fire, psychologically broken, and aged into his forties. Gee, which one am I going to pick in a fight?
Because you're a goddamn simpleton who thinks youth and raw power win over wisdom and skill every time despite the movies saying differently.
Seriously, now you're arguing that Darth Maul's stupid death represents the standard for Sith reaction times, and that therefore Vader's defeat against Luke doesn't count because Luke surprised him. (Apparently Sith have slower reflexes than normal people.) How do you spew this shit with a straight face?
No. I'm saying that Jedi-precognition is not the get-out-of-jail-free card you make it out to be, Force users can and have been surprised.
He was standing there with his sword drawn trying to draw out his opponent. Being caught off-balance when he shouldn't have been is a sign of decline, not some sort of magical "this defeat didn't count" card.
Shouldn't have been according to who? He was trying to recruit his son. Not kill a stranger.
You're a fucking joke. That "concession accepted" line is apparently the only bit of debate behavior you've managed to pick up while you've been here.
And I suppose you consider yourself a master debater, right?
Here's a tip. Master debaters do not wank over fighters who can do acrobatics and have lots of fangirls. It makes you look weird.
Quit repeating yourself. Not wanting to kill doesn't mean letting someone hammer you.
I'm repeating myself because you're a moron who doesn't get it.
Bla bla bla, already refuted.
Where? When?
Bla bla bla, strawman.
Bullshit. You said Vader wouldn't stand a chance against Anakin because he's a middle-aged cripple. Don't try to backpeddle now.
All else being equal, it does. And things aren't equal. Vader actually has several other disadvantages as well.
Then you're an imbecile who needs to watch the movies again.
Agility matters in a swordfight, you fucking idiot. And no hypothetical uber cyber-strength helped him keep Luke from chewing his ass up.
This isn't a straight real-life swordfight we're talking about, is it?
Regarding Vader's force potential in comparison to Anakin's, George Lucas is on my side, so blow me.
The movies are on my side. So kindly get lost, shithead.
You're left trying to argue that being chopped and burned and aging a couple decades somehow made Anakin a BETTER fighter.
No, moron. I'm saying further training and the humiliation of his defeat putting an end to his self-destructive overconfidence makes him a better fighter.
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Cao Cao wrote:The fact that you won't even consider the fact that Vader's skill and advanced cybernetic parts override his disability is also telling. That you're a complete imbecile.
That's because I've watched the fucking movies.
And just because you don't like it, it doesn't make it untrue.
You are seriously saying that Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, apprentice to Sidious, exterminator of the Jedi is a crippled old man.
You must get such a nice little chubby reciting all those titles. Just to introduce some anti-wank...

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"He's so overwhelming in that first film, but you get to the point where you say, 'Wait a minute, if he's so powerful, why doesn't he run the universe?' He even gets pushed around by the governors!  (...)  So it's even more tragic, because he's not even an all-powerful bad guy, he's kind of a flunky."  -  George Lucas

"He tries it with anybody he thinks might be more powerful, which is what the Emperor was looking for in the first place: somebody who would be more powerful than he was and could help him rule the universe. But Obi-Wan screwed that up by cutting off his arms and legs and burning him up."  -  George Lucas

"He couldn't move at all, really. We had to keep modifying the suit so people could move in it. By the time we got to the first light-saber battle, we realized we weren't going to be able to do much. And so I accepted it was an old man vs. a half-man, half-machine."  -  George Lucas
Do you mean to say that Vader in TESB and RotJ would perform the same as he did against Obi-Wan in ANH? Even though he was blatantly slower, used a pedestrian fighting style and no TK? How fucking stupid are you?
In ANH he fights a Jedi Master, however old and faded. In TESB he fights a guy who barely knows which end of the saber to hold, and so Vader looking better and getting away with some TK is to be expected. In RotJ Vader just gets his ass kicked, so that doesn't say much for him.
And yet again you ignore the fact that Vader wants to show Obi-Wan that he is the master now. He can't fucking do that if he kills Obi-Wan right away.
Do you even believe this shit yourself when you type it, or are you just trolling? Here's the complete fucking dialogue from that scene.

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VADER: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete.  When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

BEN: Only a master of evil, Darth.

(fight fight fight, until they break off)

VADER: Your powers are weak, old man.

BEN: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more
powerful than you can possibly imagine.
And that's it. All of this "showing he's the master means intentionally fighting poorly" bullshit is just... well... fucking stupid, on top of being a complete and utter fabrication on your part. Either evidence it or concede, you slimy little fuck.
You're a moron. A Sith doesn't maintain his position without the strength to keep it.
Hey shithead, have you ever even seen these movies? Ask yourself a question. If Luke were just a little less resistant to the Dark Side during the RotJ duel, what would middle-aged Vader's fate have been? That's right, crushed in single combat and replaced by a younger fighter.
And what he did 20 years ago is more impressive, not less. Because 20 years ago his self-esteem was far lower than it is in ANH.
I love how when you're arguing that middle-age doesn't make Vader any less badass, you go back to when he was in his twenties for examples of badassery. You're insane.
Because you're a goddamn simpleton who thinks youth and raw power win over wisdom and skill every time despite the movies saying differently.
Strawman with the "every time" shit, since we're not talking about "every time", we're talking about a guy fighting a middle-aged version of himself. And your idea of "what the movies say" is goddamn retarded, and directly contradicted by the guy who made the fucking movies.
No. I'm saying that Jedi-precognition is not the get-out-of-jail-free card you make it out to be, Force users can and have been surprised.
All in a really pathetic attempt to claim that this example of Vader being unable to even defend himself against an aggressive attack from a younger opponent somehow "doesn't count" because Vader "wasn't prepared" for it. Even though he was standing there with his sword drawn, trying to goad his opponent into action.

Jesus.
Shouldn't have been according to who? He was trying to recruit his son. Not kill a stranger.
He was also trying not to get chopped into fucking pieces. I mean fuck, he's standing there with his blade out, trying to taunt Luke into attacking, and you claim he "wasn't prepared" to be attacked.
And I suppose you consider yourself a master debater, right?
Here's a tip. Master debaters do not wank over fighters who can do acrobatics and have lots of fangirls. It makes you look weird.
Here's a tip for you, kid: When your position in a SW debate depends upon "I KNOW WHAT THE MOVIES SAY BUT GEORGE LUCAS DOESN'T" that means you're being metaphorically bent over and raped.

I mean, as far as I'm concerned I won this debate a day or two ago, and I'm just hanging around now because you keep posting the same shit over and over again in classic Wall of Ignorance style. (VADER WANTED TO PROVE HE WAS THE MASTER SO HE FOUGHT BAD ON PURPOSE! ZOMG!) I'd love for any third parties or wandering moderators to come along and give their opinion.
If Religion and Politics were characters on a soap opera, Religion would be the one that goes insane with jealousy over Politics' intimate relationship with Reality, and secretly murder Politics in the night, skin the corpse, and run around its apartment wearing the skin like a cape shouting "My votes now! All votes for me! Wheeee!" -- Lagmonster
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