Ever walked in on your parents?

Post by **Coyote** » 2002-12-29 10:21pm

I always heard:
"For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"

johnmarkley · Post by **johnmarkley** » 2002-12-30 01:04am

Durandal wrote:There are lots of stories floating around about the origin of everyone's favorite taboo word. One of them was that, since the crusaders were given a Papal sanction to rape the women of the towns they conquered, the term "FUCK" was coined, standing for "Fornication Under Consent of the King."

I've heard of it being an acronym for that phrase, but it was supposedly a phrase on prostitution licenses, in the version I heard. I think it actually comes from an old Germanic word that meant "strike" or "pierce."

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-30 01:07am

Durandal wrote:There are lots of stories floating around about the origin of everyone's favorite taboo word. One of them was that, since the crusaders were given a Papal sanction to rape the women of the towns they conquered, the term "FUCK" was coined, standing for "Fornication Under Consent of the King."

The only problem is, that acronym only works with English.

I think.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-12-30 01:13am

Coyote wrote:I always heard:
"For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"

I've heard that as well.

Back on topic...
Not that I remember, and at this point it ain't happening. I know better than to waltz in when both parents are in bed without at least listening at the door.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-12-30 02:15am

I walked in a bunch of times when I was pretty young. (5-8)
My parents would have sex in the morning when they thought I was asleep.
I dont think they ever realized I saw them. I saw full penetration. I dont remember it freaking me out.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-30 02:23am

Eleas wrote:
Exonerate wrote:Actually, the Puritans coined the term fuck. It was actually an acronym.
Dammit. "Fuck" just lost a lot of shock value.

WRong, Fuck is old english for "To reap", descendant from the Viking Goddess Frigga.

all the good ones we got from the romans or

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-12-30 02:25am

Exonerate wrote:Actually, the Puritans coined the term fuck. It was actually an acronym.

http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.htm

No it wasn't.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-12-30 05:03am

LOL!!

Yep, I've walked in on mine more than once...

Close the fucking door!!!

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2002-12-30 05:22am

for those interested in the origin of the word "fuck."
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_268b.htm

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-30 05:30am

No.

I don't even think my parents have had sex since Utsanomiko was born (1984). None of us kids really ever went into their bedroom, anyway, as it's rather small and is really only used by them for sleeping and changing clothes.

And quite frankly, I really don't even want to think about this subject, so Durandal gets an automatic "Fuck you" from me.

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 09:38am

No

God bless divorce!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-30 10:39am

And quite frankly, I really don't even want to think about this subject, so Durandal gets an automatic "Fuck you" from me.

Do you have to be so damned touchy all the time?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-30 10:50am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No.

I don't even think my parents have had sex since Utsanomiko was born (1984). None of us kids really ever went into their bedroom, anyway, as it's rather small and is really only used by them for sleeping and changing clothes.

And quite frankly, I really don't even want to think about this subject, so Durandal gets an automatic "Fuck you" from me.

Then don't read it you idiot.

You and spanky keep posting in these type of threads, yet you dont want to think or talk aboutmthe subjects.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-12-30 12:16pm

http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/showt ... ight=whale

That made me cry myself to sleep that night.

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 12:22pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/showt ... ight=whale

That made me cry myself to sleep that night.

lol, I'm sorry.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-30 01:18pm

No. Never. Thank God.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-30 03:16pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/showt ... ight=whale

That made me cry myself to sleep that night.

ROFL!

I couldn't help but laugh after I read that sperm whale comment.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-30 03:54pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/showt ... ight=whale
That made me cry myself to sleep that night.
ROFL!
I couldn't help but laugh after I read that sperm whale comment.

Hillarious that.

Thank god the only time that I did walk in on them I was like 3 or 4.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-12-30 04:07pm

My mother and father still regularily do it. Thats why i have to wear my headphones to sleep. My mother is a "screamer" and half the street know when she's getting busy.

On the other hand my parents have walked in on ME when i was getting busy with myself. My parents are strange liberated people and thought nothing of it, i on the other hand took it quite badly and didn't wank again for nearly a year.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-30 04:12pm

Darth Pounder wrote:My mother and father still regularily do it. Thats why i have to wear my headphones to sleep. My mother is a "screamer" and half the street know when she's getting busy.

On the other hand my parents have walked in on ME when i was getting busy with myself. My parents are strange liberated people and thought nothing of it, i on the other hand took it quite badly and didn't wank again for nearly a year.

How old are you, and your parents?

Post by **Beowulf** » 2002-12-30 04:27pm

Ted wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No.

I don't even think my parents have had sex since Utsanomiko was born (1984). None of us kids really ever went into their bedroom, anyway, as it's rather small and is really only used by them for sleeping and changing clothes.

And quite frankly, I really don't even want to think about this subject, so Durandal gets an automatic "Fuck you" from me.
Then don't read it you idiot.

You and spanky keep posting in these type of threads, yet you dont want to think or talk aboutmthe subjects.

Uh... Dude? That is Spanky.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-30 04:32pm

Beowulf wrote:
Ted wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No.

I don't even think my parents have had sex since Utsanomiko was born (1984). None of us kids really ever went into their bedroom, anyway, as it's rather small and is really only used by them for sleeping and changing clothes.

And quite frankly, I really don't even want to think about this subject, so Durandal gets an automatic "Fuck you" from me.
Then don't read it you idiot.

You and spanky keep posting in these type of threads, yet you dont want to think or talk aboutmthe subjects.
Uh... Dude? That is Spanky.

Ah shit, I thought it was the other one...ah well.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-12-30 04:42pm

Ted wrote:
Darth Pounder wrote:My mother and father still regularily do it. Thats why i have to wear my headphones to sleep. My mother is a "screamer" and half the street know when she's getting busy.

On the other hand my parents have walked in on ME when i was getting busy with myself. My parents are strange liberated people and thought nothing of it, i on the other hand took it quite badly and didn't wank again for nearly a year.
How old are you, and your parents?

I'm 22 and my mum and dad are 55 & 56 respectivley

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2002-12-30 04:55pm

Morning Star wrote:No

God bless divorce!

Amen!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-30 05:36pm

Darth Pounder wrote:I'm 22 and my mum and dad are 55 & 56 respectivley

Jeeez, they still go at it?

And you still live at home?

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