Revenge upon the Fundies

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-12-29 04:37pm

Fundamentalists have been bashing people for far too long, and a group of people have risen to stop them. Each one of them represents a diffrent group of people being bashed by fundamentalists.

Representing homosexuals: The Ambiguously Gay Duo.

Representing role players: the cast of "Record of the Lodess War" (that show is a giant D&D campaign)

Representing Harry Potter: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Hagrid, Lupin, Sirus Black, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape, and Voldemort

Representing Pokemon: One each of all 151 Pokemon

Representing the next stage in Evolution: Cyclops, Jean Grey (no Phoenix force), Colossus, Wolverine, Storm, and Professor X

Representing toilet humor: Beavis, Butt-head, Terrance, Phillip, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, and Jesus.

Each team is dropped in a random section of the Bible Belt, and hsd 24 hours to kill as many fundies as possible. Assume that they are all willing to kill, even if it's not normally in their nature. Which team will emerge victorious, as the one killing the most fundies?

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-12-29 04:48pm

*waits for samas*

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-29 04:57pm

The Ambigiously Gay duo wouldn't kill anybody, fundies would of course have heart attacks on seeing them, especially if Mellissa Ethridge was around to play their sound Track & Incidental music.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2002-12-29 04:57pm

Representing the Culture: GCU Gray Area pops in for a cameo.
Representing Monty Python's flying circus: King Arthur and a vorpal bunny

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-29 05:24pm

Representing Fairy Tales and Old Legends: Mac Duff (Shakespear), Grendel (Beowulf, incidentally teleported into a dining cafeteria in a Christian Fundamentalist College), The Headless Horseman, and The Big Bad Wolf.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-29 05:27pm

We need a Wicca team: Ok just to stengthen the Gay team, I'll add Darth Rosenburg as the Gay/Wicca character, and the cast of The Movie "The Craft"

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2002-12-29 05:37pm

Beavis and Butthead win. Killing Fundies is some thing they couldn't screw up.

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2002-12-29 06:05pm

One question, how will Kenny die in this?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-12-29 06:16pm

Beavis busts the X-7 chip that's in Butthead's pant and they whole Bible Belt is destroyed by a horrible biological plague. And the dim witted duo survive to try to score another day.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-12-29 10:19pm

Representing Witchcraft: Myself and my fellow Black Mages.

Set for NUCLEAR, my minions!

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-12-29 11:53pm

Most of the people in the groups can kill humans rather quickly. The key is not how much stronger they are than a normal human, but how fast they can kill them.

Team Pokemon definetly has the advantage, with 151 killing machines. Team Evolution comes close, since they have a massive Telekenisis user, a massive Telepath, and someone who can toss around tornadoes, all of which can be used to devistate large amounts of fundies at once.

The Ambiguously Gay Duo may be outnumbered, but tyey do have the ablity to toss drag down buildings, collapse highways, and inflict mass damage in that way. Their greater speed also helps, even though it's not true super-speed.

I would have to say that team Pokemon will come out victorious. The sheer numbers on their side carries them through.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-12-29 11:58pm

SirNitram wrote:Representing Witchcraft: Myself and my fellow Black Mages.

Set for NUCLEAR, my minions!

Here fundie fundie fundie fundie. Here fundie fundie *BOOM* Got 'im...

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2002-12-30 01:29am

There's also the Master Chief from Halo. He could sneak in and blow the fundie leaders' (*cough* Falwell *cough*) brains out with a sniper rifle and get out safely because he has bulletproof armor and limited shields

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-30 05:22am

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Representing the Culture: GCU Gray Area pops in for a cameo.

WTF? Have I missed one? When have the fundies opressed Iain M Banks?

Representing Wargamers (in particular 40K which they despise); The Nightbringer, at full power.

The Nomad · Post by **The Nomad** » 2002-12-30 07:45am

NecronLord wrote:
SyntaxVorlon wrote:Representing the Culture: GCU Gray Area pops in for a cameo.
WTF? Have I missed one? When have the fundies opressed Iain M Banks?

They'd be directly opposed to the Culture's ideals ( nearly all Culture citizens are atheists, they build sentient god-like AIs, they've total sexual freedom, use genofixing, love fun and games... ).

I wonder if even the Grey Area/Meatfucker could punish them hard enough for being so hopelessly stupid.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-31 05:18pm

The Nomad wrote:
NecronLord wrote:
SyntaxVorlon wrote:Representing the Culture: GCU Gray Area pops in for a cameo.
WTF? Have I missed one? When have the fundies opressed Iain M Banks?
They'd be directly opposed to the Culture's ideals ( nearly all Culture citizens are atheists, they build sentient god-like AIs, they've total sexual freedom, use genofixing, love fun and games... ).

I wonder if even the Grey Area/Meatfucker could punish them hard enough for being so hopelessly stupid.

Only if it used it's museum on them. (I think that was meatfucker)

Subliming?

I don't think they have ever opressed any culture-readers. Prehaps if we ever get the hoped for film then they'd have a go...

Fundies are opposed to practically everything.