you know you like it.Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:I'm gone for ONE weekend and a dozen of these threads pop up.
I feel like an old guy surrounded by young sex crazed freaks.
Ever been caught having sex?
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I am a virgin, and considering I am 16...it's not that much of a surprise (At least it better as all hell be). An I'll probably continue to be a virgin until married..but I doubt those high expectations will come to pass.
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Gramps sounds like a dirty, dirty old man.The Yosemite Bear wrote:My Grandpa is notorious for catching folks.
1. he knows where spare keys are and thinks nothing of comming over to people's houses just to check to see that they are al right.
He's caught my parent's more times then I can recall.
He's caught my brother the first week him and his girl friend moved into their first appartment together (THey locked the front door comming home after that.)
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When I moved back to Idaho after living in Claifornia for awhile, I was staying with my parents. I had a girlfriend, and she came over one day. Thinking that my parents were safely dealing with other visitors, we started going at it. My mom walked in just as I was sliding it in.
Definitely a "wilt-factor +100". We finished up anyway and later I bitched out my mom for never once respecting my privacy (she had always been in the habit of coming into my room and gong through my stuff whenever it struck her to do so). After that, I never had a problem with her, so in the long run it was a good thing.
Definitely a "wilt-factor +100". We finished up anyway and later I bitched out my mom for never once respecting my privacy (she had always been in the habit of coming into my room and gong through my stuff whenever it struck her to do so). After that, I never had a problem with her, so in the long run it was a good thing.
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
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Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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Hey, they all popped up yesterday. I think Ted enticed Mike. And now for this data I would like modship of a forum.Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:I'm gone for ONE weekend and a dozen of these threads pop up.
I feel like an old guy surrounded by young sex crazed freaks.
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Well... I've never had someone walk in on me, but... My sister came into the house and me and my GF didn't notice because we were a little loud... So I'm fairly certain my sister is aware of it...
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twice, with the same girl.
First time was by her daughter (we didn't notice till she spoke up at the end)
Second time was 2 days later, when the police busted in her door (lookin for her former boyfriend, we didn't hear them nock, yes, they had a warrent).
(let me state right now, being handcuffed nakid is NOT fun).
First time was by her daughter (we didn't notice till she spoke up at the end)
Second time was 2 days later, when the police busted in her door (lookin for her former boyfriend, we didn't hear them nock, yes, they had a warrent).
(let me state right now, being handcuffed nakid is NOT fun).
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hahaGalvatron wrote:That's not always true.LordChaos wrote:(let me state right now, being handcuffed nakid is NOT fun).
Anyway, no, I've never had someone just walk in on my and my g/f.
The closest it's come was her mom.. her sex freak mom. haha As in, as soon as I got there last time - "Keep it down when you two have sex, I'm taking a nap!"
The close time was - and I'm not sure if she really knew she was interuppting, was we were doing it in her room and her mom woke up to use the bathroom and knocked on her door suddenly and said "HEY! What are you two doing in there!!!" - The thing is she does this jokingly all the time, and walked away before either of us could even respond (didn't open the door). That's the closest we've had it come to someone walking in on us.
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Several times my ex and I would be doing the deed when her roomate would come strolling into the room. Worse, she wouldn't turn right around and at least give us 30 seconds to get covered up, but would just come on in and do whatever it was she planned on doing. Once, she had a friend with her. Once, she came in while we were fucking, and didn't leave for FIFTEEN MINUTES. Relations between the roomates were...somewhat frosty after that one.
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