Gowron vs Vader

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-02 10:27am

Darth Vader Dark Lord Of The Sith vs Gowron Head of the Klingon High Council

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-02 11:01am

It seem the right now whatever happens Vader will be ruling the Klingon Empire

Luke Hares · Post by **Luke Hares** » 2002-08-02 12:25pm

There's no 'Casual beheading' choice

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-02 12:27pm

Luke Hares wrote:There's no 'Casual beheading' choice

Cause i didn't think of it. Damn no edit button

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-08-02 12:27pm

Gowron, I find your lack of brains disturbing....

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-02 01:46pm

So I'm supposed to fight him?
Yes him

hmmm

Do I have any reason why?
Because if you do we will apoint you in his place
To what postion?

Ruler of the Glorius..
*cuts him off
This empire you mean
Yes this one
Its not that big is it
Well... No but then agian look who we had leading us
Hmm Good point
Hey are we going to be fighting any time soon
*Force chokes him, Quiet we are talking here
So then all I have to do is kill him and I rule?
Yep
Ahh good, he should be dead in a mintue or so
*CRACK as his neck breaks
Hmm my timings a bit off. Must be getting old
Well we will get the prorper paper work filled out right away
Good goood , I'm going to take a nap

If Darth Vadar acted like Dark Helmet

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-02 01:57pm

Mr Bean wrote:If Darth Vadar acted like Dark Helmet

SO if Darth Vader Acted like Dark Helmet the would really involve just action figures?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-02 02:19pm

You dishonor Dark Helmet kill him!

OK ok and if Dark Helmet were played by Robin Williams

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-02 02:22pm

Mr Bean wrote:
You dishonor Dark Helmet kill him!

OK ok and if Dark Helmet were played by Robin Williams

then you missed the action figure scene?

there are time when I go into jester mode

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-02 02:23pm

No I remeber every part of that movie very well inculding the hidden preview for Spaceballs 2 The Search for More Money!

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-02 02:27pm

Mr Bean wrote:No I remeber every part of that movie very well inculding the hidden preview for Spaceballs 2 The Search for More Money!

yes everthing about spaceballs is hilarious. but back on topic how long WOULD Gowron last?

Romulan_nemesis · Post by **Romulan_nemesis** » 2002-08-02 02:35pm

I think a better topic would be, Martok versus Vader. Martok's got some warrior balls on him! Martok kicks ass.

Rommie

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2002-08-02 02:35pm

Isolder74 wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:No I remeber every part of that movie very well inculding the hidden preview for Spaceballs 2 The Search for More Money!
yes everthing about spaceballs is hilarious. but back on topic how long WOULD Gowron last?

As long as it takes for vader to clench his fist and mock him a little.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-08-02 02:51pm

Vader would utterly crush Gowron or any other Klingon.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-08-02 03:13pm

Romulan_nemesis wrote:I think a better topic would be, Martok versus Vader. Martok's got some warrior balls on him! Martok kicks ass.

What difference would it make? The only responses to a thread like this have to be facetious, because no one could possibly take it seriously.

I say Gowron tries his most deadlty attack, which is the patented Bulging-Eye Stare (TM). Unfortunately, Vader has Force-Choke(TM), and Force-Choke(TM) beats Bulging-Eye Stare(TM).

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-02 03:16pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Romulan_nemesis wrote:I think a better topic would be, Martok versus Vader. Martok's got some warrior balls on him! Martok kicks ass.
What difference would it make? The only responses to a thread like this have to be facetious, because no one could possibly take it seriously.

I say Gowron tries his most deadlty attack, which is the patented Bulging-Eye Stare (TM). Unfortunately, Vader has Force-Choke(TM), and Force-Choke(TM) beats Bulging-Eye Stare(TM).

Lord Wong has posted on one of my threads I now feel vindicated. Have you looked at Star Wars Junkyard Wars Yet? or Star Wars Robot Wars 2.0?

Dark Primus · Post by **Dark Primus** » 2002-08-02 03:16pm

I don't understand why this topic was even posted, special when it is so one sided battle

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-02 03:18pm

Dark Primus wrote:I don't understand why this topic was even posted, special when it is so one sided battle

for the fun of it of course

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2002-08-02 03:20pm

Who voted gowron

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-02 03:21pm

Crazy_Vasey wrote:Who voted gowron

don't know he didn't have the balls to add his comentary

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2002-08-02 04:35pm

Vader kills Gowron of course and the use "force mind control" on the council and there.

Cyaround,
Jason

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-02 05:31pm

Choice #5

Was there any ever doubt.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-08-02 05:56pm

(posted by Isolder74)
"Darth Vader Dark Lord Of The Sith vs Gowron Head of the Klingon High Council"

Hmmm... let's see. I'd say it would go something like this.

GOWRON: "I'll rip out your heart and devour it before your eyes, you Imperial p'tak!"
VADER: "Your overconfidence is your undoing, klingon. If you do not surrender to me, then you will fall like all before you."
GOWRON: "For that, I will kill you slowly!"
*GOWRON rushes at VADER with his bath'leth raised, and gets a quick primer on the workings of a lightsaber*
VADER: "Resisting the Empire is useless. Give in now, and I will lead you to battles beyond your comprehension."
COUNCIL (incredibly excited by this cozy future): "Blood and honor!"

seanrobertson · Post by **seanrobertson** » 2002-08-02 06:08pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Romulan_nemesis wrote:I think a better topic would be, Martok versus Vader. Martok's got some warrior balls on him! Martok kicks ass.
What difference would it make? The only responses to a thread like this have to be facetious, because no one could possibly take it seriously.

I say Gowron tries his most deadlty attack, which is the patented Bulging-Eye Stare (TM). Unfortunately, Vader has Force-Choke(TM), and Force-Choke(TM) beats Bulging-Eye Stare(TM).

LOL

As far as I know, Vader could take any being in Trek short of Q
or the Douwd. He might even be able to take Trelane, though my
memory of "Squire of Gothos" and all of TOS is pretty bad.

To deviate from the subject, I really liked Gowron. He was cool.
After the Klingon Civil War, when that whiny Duras' son kid came to the Council chambers, trembling, and cried, "The Duras family will one day rule the Empire!", Gowron just grinned all toothily at him and said, "Perhaps...
but not today." Ow.

I really hated the way DS9 portrayed the character, though it was good
to see him/Robert O'Reilly get some work. DS9 is actually my second-favorite Trek, but they really seemed to drop the ball on some characters...Dukat, for instance. For the longest time, he was somewhat
three-dimensional. It was hard to peg him as all good or bad. After
"Sacrifice of Angels," he was totally insane and evil. The writers seemed
to get just lazy with him, as they did with Gowron. There's no excuse
for that, as far as I'm concerned. Characters can make even the wildest,
silliest stories fly (like with Lexx).

Sean
Analyst http://www.babtech-onthe.net/

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-02 09:12pm

seanrobertson wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Romulan_nemesis wrote:I think a better topic would be, Martok versus Vader. Martok's got some warrior balls on him! Martok kicks ass.
What difference would it make? The only responses to a thread like this have to be facetious, because no one could possibly take it seriously.

I say Gowron tries his most deadlty attack, which is the patented Bulging-Eye Stare (TM). Unfortunately, Vader has Force-Choke(TM), and Force-Choke(TM) beats Bulging-Eye Stare(TM).
LOL

As far as I know, Vader could take any being in Trek short of Q
or the Douwd. He might even be able to take Trelane, though my
memory of "Squire of Gothos" and all of TOS is pretty bad.

To deviate from the subject, I really liked Gowron. He was cool.
After the Klingon Civil War, when that whiny Duras' son kid came to the Council chambers, trembling, and cried, "The Duras family will one day rule the Empire!", Gowron just grinned all toothily at him and said, "Perhaps...
but not today." Ow.

I really hated the way DS9 portrayed the character, though it was good
to see him/Robert O'Reilly get some work. DS9 is actually my second-favorite Trek, but they really seemed to drop the ball on some characters...Dukat, for instance. For the longest time, he was somewhat
three-dimensional. It was hard to peg him as all good or bad. After
"Sacrifice of Angels," he was totally insane and evil. The writers seemed
to get just lazy with him, as they did with Gowron. There's no excuse
for that, as far as I'm concerned. Characters can make even the wildest,
silliest stories fly (like with Lexx).

Sean
Analyst http://www.babtech-onthe.net/

Yes, DS9 butchered poor old gowron. Maybe they did this on purpose cause DS9 wanted their own version of high chanseller

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