Favourite Sexual Position

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2002-12-29 07:47pm

Rob Wilson wrote: Yeah, but when you find them it can be fun, I'm surprised at the Tied and Blindfolded though, that's normally a submissives type of thing, and they can be real hard to get to tell you what they want. I prefer it when both of us get what we want and like, which rules out the Dominants as well.

Eleas wrote: Ah, Rob Wilson, connoiseur of all things sexual, how I missed thee.

Rob Wilson: Sex machine. Knows how to please the Laydeeeez. *cue pron music*

Rob Wilson wrote:Don't get me wrong, submissives can be fun for a while, but ther passivity grates, and Dominants don't stand a chance with me because I don't react well to handcuffs and blindfolds.

Eleas wrote: Well, variation's always fun, no?

Oh aye, but when a dominant meets someone who doesn't like to be dominated, it tends to lead to no sex.

Rob Wilson wrote:If you look hard enough, there are enough independant women with the right attitude and outlook, it's just a case of keeping in contact after you find them.

Eleas wrote: Hmm, perhaps. Well, as for me I'm still in the larval stages of life. Right now, I've kinda soured to the whole experience. Pity, too, but there it is.

*poke* oi young 'un, get out there and have fun and experiment while you can. You've got a GF so your ahead of the game, get her experimenting with you.
Your Mission should you choose to accept it (and you do) is to spend every night of this week trying out every type of sexual act you two can think of or find out about, and your not to return until you find at least 3 new things you enjoy do to or have done to you.

This tape will self-destruct in 5 seconds. 5,4,3,2,1...... I don't know what to say, this has never happened before. It's always exploded - look it not you it's me.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-12-29 08:11pm

Rob Wilson wrote:Rob Wilson: Sex machine. Knows how to please the Laydeeeez. *cue pron music*

I thought it was more like "half man. half machine. all cock."

Rob wrote: Oh aye, but when a dominant meets someone who doesn't like to be dominated, it tends to lead to no sex.

Well in that case, fuck her! Um, I mean, in a non-carnal sense.

*poke* oi young 'un, get out there and have fun and experiment while you can. You've got a GF so your ahead of the game, get her experimenting with you.

Well, not that it belongs here, but you're operating on months-old info.

Your Mission should you choose to accept it (and you do) is to spend every night of this week trying out every type of sexual act you two can think of or find out about, and your not to return until you find at least 3 new things you enjoy do to or have done to you.
This tape will self-destruct in 5 seconds. 5,4,3,2,1...... I don't know what to say, this has never happened before. It's always exploded - look it not you it's me.

Maybe I should sally forth... hmm, is that her name? Oh well... but anyway, your advice has merit. I'll just find someone I can stand first. Dammit, that's pretty hard.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-29 08:21pm

Girl on top. As it's been said, it's just a lot easier on both partners to work with.

Oh, and Wong? 1st time out: missionary, girl on top, doggie, and standing.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2002-12-29 09:48pm

Rob Wilson wrote: *poke* oi young 'un, get out there and have fun and experiment while you can. You've got a GF so your ahead of the game, get her experimenting with you.

Eleas wrote: Well, not that it belongs here, but you're operating on months-old info.

Bugger, sorry mate.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-29 09:54pm

Dahak wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I absolutely love riding my bf's cock while he tweaks my nipples. That makes me cum all over his chest and scream every time! Then I flip over and lay on my tummy and let him fuck my ass doggy style until he firehoses his man cream all up in my ass so hard I almost cum again. Sometimes we'll start on our sides in the spooons position, then he'll doggy fuck me until we both cum at the same time. I also like it just a bit rough too... Dammit just thinking about that is getting my dick hard and making me fucking horny!

*BOING!!!*

Mmmmmmmm.
The word "prudish" is an unknown to you, right?

Nah, I've just never been treated kindly by prudes, and this is a little bit of revenge...

Plus I'm an exhibitionist...

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2002-12-29 09:54pm

I'd have to put my vote in for Doggy. As a friend of mine once described it, it's the "Smorgasbord" of sex. The vigina's right there, if you want some ass, well it's right there too. Tits? Reach around and have your fill. Same with playing with her clit. Even all of them at once. Spooning could be almost like that but since you're lying on your side, one arm is rendered out of commission.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-12-30 01:44am

Sadly, I too am a virgin

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-12-30 02:00am

For just plain sexual gratification I like doggie style.

For intamacy I like the women on top.

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2002-12-30 02:59am

Mark S wrote:since you're lying on your side, one arm is rendered out of commission.

Unless, of course, you don't mind a little numbness.

I've never lost my virginity, but the way my gf and I go at it I think it's safe to say that I've experimented a bit. Won't bother saying I have a favorite until I actually do the deed (waiting till im older). And to innerbrat: men can't multitask? Are you saying women can? Could you have a talk with my dragon, please?

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2002-12-30 04:33am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: The word "prudish" is an unknown to you, right?

Nah, I've just never been treated kindly by prudes, and this is a little bit of revenge...

Plus I'm an exhibitionist...

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Who would have guessed...

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-12-30 09:08am

Rob Wilson wrote:
Eleas wrote: Well, not that it belongs here, but you're operating on months-old info.
Bugger, sorry mate.

Don't be, it happens. Just wished she'd let ease off a little by now, it's been two months.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Sadly, I too am a virgin

Don't worry. One day you will get lucky, and be able to say, in a scottish accent, "The day is mine!"

Seriously, everyone thinks they're the last virgin on Earth. So did I until not long ago, and IIRC you're way younger than I was when I first had sex. So worry not.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-30 09:26am

innerbrat wrote:It really depends on my mood. If I wanna be a bitch, then it's me on top having tied his wrists to the headboard. if I'm in a more romantic mood, then I'll go for spoons, because it's just a gorgeous hug.
I like those sessions where you go through everything - starting with me on top, then a total turn around for doggie, that becomes spoons,followed by a short hard fuck in missionary. Usually because the movement allows all shorts of wierd angles and positions that you'll never replicate to come up.
I also like being tied up and blindfolded.
One thing I hated (until I met my current beau) was 69 - especially with men as they don't seem to be very able to multitask. It does give me a good angle for my work, though.

Thats what I like, a girl who knows what she wants, and liks variation.

Antediluvian · Post by **Antediluvian** » 2002-12-30 02:00pm

Darth Wong wrote:I wonder if any virgin used anything other than the missionary position to lose his or her virginity. It seems to me that you don't experiment for your first time.

I lost my virginity to the ol' woman on top position.

What's the name of the position where she sits on your lap, your cock is in her ass, and she's going up and down on it?

That's not Spoons, is it?

Antediluvian · Post by **Antediluvian** » 2002-12-30 02:02pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:And I thought we couldn't get and stranger after the ejaculation distance thread...

What's the strangest sexual position anyone here had ever heard of? They have entire books on positions.

As for me, if I ever get laid, woman on top. The man's usually the heavier one.

Having sex hanging upside down.

Interesting experience.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-12-30 04:39pm

I lost my virginity to a much older woman. We started off with her on top but then we did pretty much everything but bounce off the walls.

My current favourite position is like a kinda yoga position. I sit in a half lotus and she climbs on top, Beware you need to be packign atleast 7 inches for this to work. God bless FHM.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-30 05:20pm

Rob Wilson wrote: Yeah, but when you find them it can be fun, I'm surprised at the Tied and Blindfolded though, that's normally a submissives type of thing, and they can be real hard to get to tell you what they want. I prefer it when both of us get what we want and like, which rules out the Dominants as well.
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Don't get me wrong, submissives can be fun for a while, but ther passivity grates, and Dominants don't stand a chance with me because I don't react well to handcuffs and blindfolds.

If you look hard enough, there are enough independant women with the right attitude and outlook, it's just a case of keeping in contact after you find them.

What, a girl can't change her mind from time to time?
I love being submissive in bed - I've only recently discovered the joys of being on the other end of the paddle - but I'm still forthright, bloody minded and stubborn with my clothes on, so I prepared to ask for what I want (or beg for it, or demand it, depending on my mood).

Alan Bolte wrote:innerbrat: men can't multitask? Are you saying women can? Could you have a talk with my dragon, please?

I could teach her if you want...

**cough**

Seriously, IME, men get too easily distracted from what they're supposed to be doing.
In a psych sense, Women are generally better than men and doing more than one thing at a time, while men can concentrate more of their energies on the task in 'hand'. Which one is better depends on what you're doing. or what is beign done to you...

Antediluvian wrote:What's the name of the position where she sits on your lap, your cock is in her ass, and she's going up and down on it?

That's not Spoons, is it?

No, I call that the 'sitting on his lap' position. Spoons is when you're on your sides, with her back to you, and you enter the vagina from the back. Similar to the sleeping position of the same name, but with sex.

Einhander, have you noticed that while you get branded with 'too much information!' I get heroine-worshipped? Methinks you might wanna invent a female sockpuppet for these kinda conversations.
Unless you wanna freak out the straight boys, 'coz that's OK too.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-30 05:24pm

Einhander is cool to have around, but I think he does get a kick out of disrupting the sensibilities of the squeamish straight guys. Any female, on the other hand, particularly if she's willing to talk about her sexual proclivities ...

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-30 05:27pm

Remember that aks Kelly thread?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-30 05:39pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Nah, I've just never been treated kindly by prudes, and this is a little bit of revenge...
Plus I'm an exhibitionist...

Ach. Just when I thought there wasn't anything worse than a fat female exhibitionist in her forties...

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-12-30 08:43pm

innerbrat wrote: Einhander, have you noticed that while you get branded with 'too much information!' I get heroine-worshipped? Methinks you might wanna invent a female sockpuppet for these kinda conversations.
Unless you wanna freak out the straight boys, 'coz that's OK too.

Well, I was about to comment on that earlier on, but then I noticed that the only thing I thought to be "too much information" was that he got far more graphic than you. Not all that disturbing, but there was a notable difference.

Which means that Einhander's gambit worked. Well done, Einhander, ich bin imponiert!

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-01-06 06:53am

innerbrat wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: Yeah, but when you find them it can be fun, I'm surprised at the Tied and Blindfolded though, that's normally a submissives type of thing, and they can be real hard to get to tell you what they want. I prefer it when both of us get what we want and like, which rules out the Dominants as well.
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Don't get me wrong, submissives can be fun for a while, but ther passivity grates, and Dominants don't stand a chance with me because I don't react well to handcuffs and blindfolds.

If you look hard enough, there are enough independant women with the right attitude and outlook, it's just a case of keeping in contact after you find them.
What, a girl can't change her mind from time to time?
I love being submissive in bed - I've only recently discovered the joys of being on the other end of the paddle - but I'm still forthright, bloody minded and stubborn with my clothes on, so I prepared to ask for what I want (or beg for it, or demand it, depending on my mood).

You remind me of Fi there. She was completely in control (clothed or naked), but put a blindfold on her and she become completely passive and would do anything. The best of both worlds.

Like I said, finding a woman that knows what she likes and has the right attitude is well worth it.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-06 07:03am

Eleas wrote:
innerbrat wrote: Einhander, have you noticed that while you get branded with 'too much information!' I get heroine-worshipped? Methinks you might wanna invent a female sockpuppet for these kinda conversations.
Unless you wanna freak out the straight boys, 'coz that's OK too.
Well, I was about to comment on that earlier on, but then I noticed that the only thing I thought to be "too much information" was that he got far more graphic than you. Not all that disturbing, but there was a notable difference.

Which means that Einhander's gambit worked. Well done, Einhander, ich bin imponiert!

Thank you! And for my next trick: The Sexual Fetish, or What Sexually R0X0RZ Your S0X0RZ the Best? Thread!!!