MST4K: Episode Ten-

[Ryushikaze]

Mordancy Sarcasm Theater 4000
By Tim

All belongs to whom it belongs to. Also, please don't sue me. Thank you

In the not too distant future...
Where reality has no hold.
A spoiled rich kid named Artlu...
Revealed a scheme that he thought was bold.

"I'll send 'fics to him and his friends...
Ones that will really warp their minds. (lalala)
Then I'll go and get revenge...
and he won't be able to defend his hind!"

Now keep in mind that Tim can't control...
How his friends act and behave.
And he tries to keep them acting fairly sane...
With the help of a weighted stave.

If you're wondering how he eats and breaths...
And other science facts, (lalala)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's none of yer biz'!"
and you really should relax.
For... Mordancy Sarcasm Theater 4000! (wohw wohw)

***Satellite of Lust, sometime after my watch broke***

Tim: Okay Max, you're ready to come aboar- Bugger, the theme went by! oh well... (Shoots the opening theme anyways)
Graham: Max finally got back from killing oscar?
Max: Yep, he's really tough to find, the way he keeps changing last names. Oh well, he's gone, hopefully forever.

Artlu: So, you're back... Congrats on killing Oscar. Even I thought he didn't deserve to live.
Max: Well, It was fun, so I have no complaints.
Artlu: Well, I have another one for you, a Gundam fanfic. I think you'll enjoy it
Tim: Why doesn't that sound good for us Misty-ers? Speaking of us, what about our invention exchange?
Artlu: I'm prepped for you this time. This is my demon expulsion device. It drives demons away with a specific frequency only they can hear. Really helps when I want some privacy from Biomal, let me tell you. Anyways, here's a demonstration, Melvin, over here!
(Melvin, the eight foot tall demon nerd walks over to Artlu, who turns on the device. Melvin starts writhing in pain)
Artlu: So, what's yours?
Tim: It's nothing special really, just the Blitzsaber. It's an attachment that can be added onto most any dagger or sword, it allows you to shoot electrical bolts out from the sword. in addition to that, it can be used to electrify your sword, enabling it to deflects energy bolts and energy swords. As an added precaution, it also can be set to repulse metal so if your enemy uses slugthrowers, they can't hit you, so long as you got the sword.
Graham: Damn, not even I knew how much the Blitzsaber could do...
Artlu: You know, I don't like being shown up... have a fanfic, on me.
(Klaxons wail and the trio rushes into the theater.)

Door Six: It's a Mirror. You pass through the looking glass, wondering why your reflection laughed at you as passed through.
Door Five: It's a wall of fishheads, roly-poly fisheads, a walrus comes by and eats 'em up (yum!)
Door four: There is no door. A carpenter walks by and builds one for you. Then he and the walrus eat a bunch of clams.
Door three: It's a giant door, next to you is a giant mushroom. you eat a bit, expecting to grow large, but instead find out it's the OTHER kind of magic mushroom. You some how make it though to...
Door Two: It's locked. Then a white rabbit with a clock runs through and unlocks the door, muttering somthing about being late...
Door One: It's the door to the hyperbolic time chamber at Kami's. You open it, then close it again, seeing Ranma and Akane inside. Wondering what they were doing, you head over to the REAL door one
The REAL door One: It's a puddle, You jump in, and swim out to the other side of the tunnel, emerging as a Pikachu as you realize it was a Jusenkyo spring...
Finally, you give up and just head through the door with the grinning cat above it that says "Detour" and find yourself in the theater.


******The Gundam Cast Interveiw******

Me: Welcome oh loyal readers to my very kawaii interview of none other
than the cast of Gundam Wing! Lets take a step into the room where all
the magic is about to happen shall we....

Tim: No, let's not and say we didn't, shall we?

*As the door opens you can hear screaming, and talking, and alot of
screaming. o.o; And now as the camera gets into veiw we see.......Duo and
Heero arguing over the last slice of cheeze pizza;
Heero: Gimmie that slice Duo!!!!! I saw it first!
Duo: Welllllllll how bout no. Heero you may of saw it first, but I got to
it first!
Heero: I don't care! I'm hungry!
*And as we now veiw to the left of them we see Zechs slowly walking
towards Duo and Heero.*
Duo: Dude I don't care if your the queen of the colonies, your not
getting this pizza!

Tim: WE ARE ARE NOT AMUSED!

-A crafty Zechs sneeks up behind Duo-
Zechs: Yoink!!!

Graham: Yoink?

-Zechs grabbs the piece of cheezy goodness and shoves it in his mouth-
Duo & Heero: HEY!!!!!!!!
Zechs: What????? I was hungry!
-massive sweatdrops from Duo, Heero, myself and the readers- (o.o;;;)

Tim: We're sweatdropping? (checks head) No bigsweats here, Author should never presume a reaction from audience, unless it's something like our door intro above.

*Now as we peer back to the left, we see Wufei, Noin, Sally, and Treize
(ME: yes treize! i know hes dead but i'm the author here so i say he's
alive) playing poker.

Tim: And I'm the commentator so I say you got a thing for him, otherwise you wouldn't need to reanimate the bugger.

Wufei: INJSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!

Graham: Yes, this fic existing IS an injustice.

Sally: awwwwww Wu-sama, looks like you lost again!
Treize: Yeah your just shit outta luck today aren't ya Wu-sama??

Graham: Since WHEN has Sally had that much respect for Wufei?
Tim: And when has Treize ever gotten THAT blunt with his language?

-Noin, Sally and a pissed off Wufei all look at Treize-
Wufei: What did you just call me??!!!??!!!!

Tim: That would be Wu-sama, or Wu-lord. though Treize ain't japanese. He's like German, or something.

Treize: 0.0!
-Wufei grabbs his sword-
Wufei: I chalenge you Treize!
-Trieze picks up his swrod, and the two fight all around the room-
Wufei: You will surely die for the name you have called me!
Noin: I can't believe those guys. How many times a day do they have to
sword fight?? -.-;

Max: Thirteen point five by my calculations
Graham: I was expecting him to say six point seven for some reason.
Tim: I'm to busy groaning at the fic to comment on MAX's bad pun...

*And now we peer over to Relena, Dorothy, Hilde, and Cathrine who seem
to be.....yes they are infact.......gossiping! -gasp-*

Max: Overdramatizing does not help if it not done right.

Relena: Who do you like Hilde??
Hilde: Weeeeeeellllllll.......
Dorothy: Common Hilde, tell us!
Hilde: I don't know....
Cathrine: But were still all in agreement that Zechs has the hottest ass
right??

Tim: Okay, Catherine never MET Zechs and will most likely shack up with Trowa! DOUBT ME NOT AUTHOR! Besides, Hilde and Duo, DUHHHH!!!!!
Graham: How many Eardrums of mine have been shattered so far doing these things?
Tim: I bet the author just has the hots for Zechs and is showing it via those two.

-Relena sweatdrops massivley-
The girls: *giggle* *giggle* *giggle*
*And now the camera veers over to where we see.....Quatre and Trowa
eating -gasp- the 4 slices of cheeze pizza they seem to have had stowed
away.*

Tim: Trowa would've eaten them already, he knows when to get rid of the evidence.

Quatre: Mmmmmmmmmmm this is real good, ne?
Trowa: ....... mmmmmmmmmmmm cheeze pizza.....

Tim: Author mispelled Cheese, has all the char's acting OOC and has given every character a totally OOC love of cheese Pizza! I must avenge CHEESE AND GUNDAM! (calls out CHEDDOR! and tells him to hunt down the author and hurt her. The living wedge of cheese complies)

-quatre and trowa look behind them and see three very hungry gundam boys-
Duo: Looks like someone or should i say 2 someone's have stashed away
cheeze pizza on us.....
-Heero, Duo and a very hungry Zechs dive towards the yummy cheezey pizza-
Zechs: I think i got a piece!
-Zechs bites on the piece-
Heero: Owwwwwwwwwww! My arm!!!
-Heero stars crying-

Graham: Heero does not CRY!

-Everyone stops what they wer doing and looks at Heero crying, with
massive sweatdrops. Except for Dorothy and Cathrine, who appear to be
drooling over Zechs' ass- o.o;;;

Tim: Bad Grammar, OOC Heero crying, and Dorothy and Catherine worshiping an Ass.


-Heero looks at Zechs and tackles him to the ground-
Heero: I will destroy you....
Zechs: Heh, I guess hearing that phrase runs in the family.

Graham: That has gotta be the lamest joke in the history of MST4K.

-Heero and Zechs stand up and see Duo who's cheeks are stuffed like a
chipmunk with cheeze pizza-

Max: I didn't know chipmunks liked cheese pizza...

Duo: Mmmmmmmmmmmm thats some gooooooooooooooood pizza!
-Zechs and Heero stare and glare at Duo-
Duo: eeeeeeeeepp! 0.0!!!

All: Eeep?
Graham: DUO DOES NOT EEP!!!!

-Zechs starts to lunge for Duo, but Duo sidesteps and pulls down Zechs'
pants to around his ankles-

Graham: Now that I can see Duo doing, but not out of fear.

Everyone: O.O!!;;;
Cathrine & Dorothy: O.O!!! *drool* *drool* *stare* *stare*
Me: *drool* *drool*

Tim: Scratch earlier statement about me thinking the author had hots for Zechs, I change to KNOW!

-Zechs pulls up his pants, turns around, and slips on the massive drool
puddle-

Tim: (Blink, Blink)

Zechs: ahhhhhhhhhhh *thud*
Noin: Are you ok??? o.o?
Zechs: -sigh- thats what I get for being a hunk. -.-;;
Me: *clears throat loudly* ehhhhhhhhhemmmmmmmmm!
-all the GW charaters look in out direction with massive sweatdrops-

Tim: Trowa would not sweatdrop...
Graham: Duo wouldn't care...
Max: and gundam isn't that kind of anime anyways! It's a friggin war drama! any hilarity is supposed to be done as if it were real life!
Tim: (nods)

Zechs: You didn't see all that did you???
Me: Ummmmmmm yup!
Zechs: You saw me with my pants down???? 0.0?
Me: Yup! And i got a pretty little picture of it too! Say hello to the
camera man! ^_^
-Duo walks up to the camera and sticks his face infront of it-
Mega Magnified Duo: Heeeeeeelllllllllloooooooooo!
-Heero prys Duo away from the camera-
Wufei: Why are you here woman???
Me: I'm here for the interview of course!
-every GW character sweatdrops massivley- O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;

Tim: I prefer to think that Trowa would have tied her down, while Quatre poured honey over her, then Duo letting loose the red ants.
Graham: After that Wufei will insult her, then Zechs and Heero would tape it for posterity.


******The Gundam Cast Interveiw pt.1******
Me: Sooooooooo *giggle* are we gonna get these interveiws under way or
what??

Tim: No *really fake giggle intended to mock the author* we aren't!

Duo pulling cheeze out of his hair: Uhhhhhh sure!
Heero: So who are you going to interveiw first anyway?
Me: Well why don't I let you guys decide....
-Everyone imediately points in Zechs' direction-
Zechs: Me??!!!!?
Duo: You are the one that started this mess Pally.
-Zechs sweatdrops-
Zechs: Oh....alright! But I'll get you back Duo [deathglare x4]

Max: how can he "deathglare"? HE'S GOT HIS FRIGGIN' HELMET ON!!

Me: Alright then. Can the rest of you say under control while were away?
Hmmmmm?

All: NO!

All: Yes.... -.-;
Me: Good, it won't be long.
-We lead Zechs into a private room, where the interveiw will take place-

Tim: What, you think you're the queen of england or something?

Zechs: Lets hurry this up shal......Oh my stars!

Graham: Zech's would not say "Oh my Stars!"
Tim: Are we suprised, however?
Max: HAYL NO!

-At that point Zechs has spotted the pizza box on the table-
Me: Well i see you found the deluxe extra supreme cheeze pizza.
Zechs: Did you say cheeze?!!!!!???!?!?!

Tim: I may have to send my nidoranja hit squad after this girl...
Graham: Including Veil?
Tim: Well, He IS their leader!

Me: Yes i did, why don't you.... O.O!
-Zechs has doven for the pizza at this point-
Me: .......help yourself..... -.-;;
Zechs: Mmmmmmmmmmm cheezey..
Me: Zechs please have a seat over here.
-Zechs grabs the pizza and has a seat while shovoling the pizza in his
mouth. We now turn on the camera-
Me: Alright Zechs, who would you say you connect best on the show with?
Zechs with a mouth full of pizza: ummmmmm hewwo
Me: For all of you out there that can't understand the language of pizza,
he said Herro. Now Zechs, why would you say you connect with Heero best?

Tim: (speaking Pizza) Well I think the Pizza should unite against this dork! For the offenses she has commited against you all!
(Sound of Pizza running out of Pizzaria's everywhere to hunt down the author)
Graham: You didn't even send this many people after Oscar!
Tim: He wrote a bad LEMON. This is the Non lemon equivalent of Artemi's lover sofar. besides, she won't be as easy to find, she's a nobody!

Zechs: Wewl he is werry nobwil and *gulp* very dedicated. being a very
nobile person myself, i feel we work well together.

Tim: Nobile, Nubile, Zechs getting ladies all the while...

-Apperantly the other GW cast members are watching the live interveiw on
t.v.- o.o;
*Cast Room*
Noin: I find that kinda funny coming from a man who by all means wants to
defeat you Heero...
Heero: .......

Graham: That just didn't sound... gundam wing, somehow.
Tim: Yeah, I dun get the feel of gundam wing at all from that statement, or the fic, for that matter.

*Interveiw Room*
Me: Alrighty, now Zechs, who do you have the most friction with on the
show?

Max: I'd say the ground...

Zechs: Duo!!! [deathglare to me x2]
Me: EEEeeeep! and why's that Zechs?
Zechs: He was the one that ate the last of the cheeze pizza!!!!!!!!
Me: -sigh- of course...the pizza -.-;
Zechs: Are you insulting the cheezy goodness of pizza??!!!!?

Tim: No, but the author is insulting cheese by having it in this lame ass gundam fic...

-Zechs stands up now glaring at me-
Me: uhhhhhhhh No! Of course not!
*C.R.* (Cast room)
Duo: Oh god....I'm dead *sweatdrop*

Max: getting killed is not the approprate time to sweatdrop!

Quatre: Yeah and I think after he's done with you, Zechs' is gonna kill
that interveiwer

All: NOT IF WE KILL HER FIIRST!

*I.R.* (Interveiw room)
Zechs: Good. Now lets continue, and make it quick.
Me: Why's that Zechs?
Zechs: Well 1: I'm sweating under this mask, and it's messing up my hair.

Tim: Never cared about that before, hell he wore that mask for YEARS, remember?

2: I'm running outta cheeze pizza here......
*C.R.*
Duo, Heero, Trowa & Quatre: He has pizza????? *chibi pouts form all 4 GW
guys*

Graham: No one ever showed the least interest in pizza in the show, much less cheese pizza, the plainest pizza there is...

Wufei: You weak onnas! Can't you go a day without pizza!?

Max: Wufei is chinese, and would not use onna when talking to the others...

Duo: Heh, well can't you go a day without saying Injustice, and calling
people weak??!!

Tim: Max, your calculations...?
Max: Nope. Can't.

*I.R.*
Zechs continuing: 3: I have to go to the bathroom!........
*C.R.*
-the 5 GW pilots stop arguing and fall over laughing at the fact that
Zechs had just announced that he had to go to the bathroom on national
telivision-

Graham: That's not that embarrasing after all...
Tim: and WHY are these LIVE, btw? they always tape interviews beforehand to make sure they dun run long!

*I.R.*
Zechs continuing still: and finnaly....I still have to kill Duo.

MAX: needless mention of continuance, we can figure that for ourselves.

*C.R.*
Duo: AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhh! Hide Me!!!

Graham: Duo, NEVER shows fear!

Wufei muttering: your such a weak onna Maxwell.... -.-;
*I.R.*
Me: Alright i'll hurry this along then.... next question; Do you have your
eyes on anyone Zechs?

Tim: Can you say Noin?
Graham: Noin.
Tim: (Like Mr. Rogers) Good, I knew you could!

Zechs: No. Well no one that i can say on camera that is.
Me: Well, a bit secretive are we Zechs?
Zechs: For security measures. If i told you, I'd have to kill you.

All: TELL HER, TELL HER!

Me: -gulp- alrighty then...moving along...
*C.R.*
Duo: Yeah that's cause he has a secret crush on Wu-man!
-Heero, Trowa & Quatre burst out into laughter while Noin, Hilde, and the
rest of the GW girls sweatdrop massivley. Wufei grabs his katana and
chases Duo around the room-
Duo while running like a wussy: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! I didn't mean it
Wu-man! Honestly!

Graham: HOW CAN SHE NOT LIKE DUO? HE ROCKS!!!!
Tim: I'm actually at a loss for words here, expect the apocolypse any minute now, kids.

Wufei chasing Duo maniac-style: You weak onna! Get back her Maxwell! Be a
man!
Duo still running: Herro! Help! Common!....... Trowa??!!!? Quatre?!!!???
Herro: hahaha you get what you deserve Duo!
Duo still running even more: But Wu-man's trying to kill me! He's turned
into a maniac! Common HELP!!!!!!!!!

All: He's a maaniac, maaniac, that's for sure!

Wufei: A maniac!??!!! Thats it stop being such a weak onna and face your
fate Maxwell!
*I.R.*
Me: Now Zechs, how do you feel about each of your cast members? Lets start
with Trowa...
Zechs: Well Trowa's alright. I mean, you'd think he'd be the mature and
collected one, but he's just as loud and annoying as that damned Duo at
times.

Tim: (blink, blink) TROWA CAN NOT BE ANNOYING! HE IS THE MATURE AND COLLECTED ONE, STUPID!!!! HE NEVER GETS EMOTIONAL OR LOUD!!!!!
Max: Now MY eardrum ruptured, and I don't even have one!
Graham: Mine shattered again. Is that possible?


*C.R.*
Trowa: What I am not annoying!
Quatre: *goes and hugs Trowa* I know your not Trowie.

Tim: Only one thing she got right, Quatre is part of the ambiguously gay.. I ain't saying the last. It insults the God of Death.
Graham: Reaper or Duo?
Tim: Well, they got the same personality, pretty much...

-Duo, Wufei, Heero, Treize, and the rest all look at Quatre and massivley
sweatdrop-
Quatre: What?!!!?
*I.R.*
Me: Alright, that's kind of surprising. What about Heero?
Zechs: Well you gotta respect the guy. I mean he takes on alot of
responsibility. He's often childish but thats alright.
*C.R.*
Duo: Ha! Now i get it! Zechs' secret crush is.......
Heero: Don't you dare say it Duo.....
Duo: -gulp- I'm just gonna shut-up now -.-;
*I.R.*
Me: Alright fair enough. How about Quatre?
Zechs: Well when I first met him, i kinda actually thought he was a
girl.......

Tim: Maxy, scan for any time that Quatre and Zechs met.
Max: negative. no meetings between the two ever occured. They never even saw each others faces!
Tim: Well, lesse that makes error... Well, my tally marker just exploded...

*C.R.*
Quatre: WHAT???!!!!!
-The Gw boys all roll over with laughter-
*I.R.*
Zechs continuing: .....and then when i found out he actualy was a guy, I
thought he was gay...But other than that. He's pretty cool.

Max: (Fighting back laughter) Someone actually thinks Quatre is cool?

*C.R.*
Quatre: !!!!! ......
Duo: hahahahahahahahahahahaha! So what's up Qua-man? Why are you not
flipin' out? Or....are you really gay????
Quatre blushing slightly: I'm just too shocked to say anything. Thats all.

Graham: Since when has Quatre never made a pansy-ass comment about something?
Tim: I have to say the only time was... before he could speak!

Heero & Duo: rrrrrriiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttttt.......
*I.R.*
Me: And what about Wufei??
*C.R.*
Duo: heh heh heh this should be good. *evil chibi-like grin*
All: Just shut-up Duo!

Max: Author really hates Duo.

*I.R.*
Zechs: Well Wufei, he's way too tempermental. But I think he's a pretty
annoying guy overal. Always ranting about women being weak, and injustice
being done. How utterly irritating....
*C.R.*
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!!

Graham: I think OOC Wufei just proved OOC Zech's point

Quatre & Trowa: here we goooo....... -.-;
Wufei: This is pure Injustice! I can't believe he called me annoying! I'm
not Maxwell!!!!!!
Duo: HEY!!!
*I.R.*
Me: And well, I'd like you to ellaborate more on your feelings towards
Duo. Where do you stand with him?
Zechs: DUO!!!!!!! That pizza snatching, pulling down my pants-er,
long-haired asshole!!!!!! I'm gonna kill him!
*C.R.*
All: Whoa!!!!!!
Heero: Well he's pissed.....
Wufei: heh heh Maxwell, if your afraid of me, you better kill yourself
now before Peacecraft does it for you..
Duo: EEEEP!!!! *grabs a breakstick*

Tim: A stick designed to break, kinda defeats the point, don't it? And if that's supposed to be breadstick, how the hell did you misplace the K and D keys? They're on opposite sides of the keyboard!

Herro: I don't think thats gonna defend your life very well Duo....
Duo: Uhhhhhhh *panicing* uhhhhhhh *graps a block of cheeze*
Trowa: You know, that cheeze might save your life.....sadly enough.. -.-;

Tim: Well, I see Cheddor has already ifiltrated the premises with a few of his friends...

*I.R.*
Me: Ooooookkkkk... i'm sorry i asked.... how about your sister Relena?
Zechs: Very nice, and kind, and very stubborn. She constantly insists on
hanging and stalking Heero. -sigh-

Tim: Hanging Queen Relena, has a ring to it dontcha think?

*C.R.*
Relena shouting at the T.V: Zechs! I do not! you liar!
Quatre: Uhhhhh i don't think he can hear you Relena....
Duo: Weither she's yellin' at the T.V or not, he's donw the hall. And
common, with a voice that defening, he's bound to hear her.
-Relena smacks Duo very hard-
Duo: Ow! What did I do!?!!!??
Wufei: Maxwell you gotta learn to......
All except Duo: ......SHUT-UP!!!!!!!!
-Duo sweatdrops-

Graham: Actually, Duo doesn't talk all that much...

*I.R.*
Me: Ok what about Dorothy and Cathrine?
Zechs: Ummmm well I gotta tell you... they're quite annoying, but ya gotta
love all the attention. To them I'm just a mega-babe-hunk.

Tim: Again, Catherine never met Zechs, and Dorothy respected him for a different reason.

*C.R.*
-Dorothy & Cathrine are now plastered infront of the T.V, bowing to
they're beloved Zechs Peacecraft.-

Tim: It is either Zechs Marquis, Milliardo Peacecraft, or Milliardo "Zechs" Peacecraft. it is not and will never be Zechs Peacecraft!
Graham: It just doesn't sound right, you stupid little girl!
Max: Their.

Cathrine & Dorothy: We love you Zechs!!!!!!
Cathrine: Common Zechs! Flaunt that ass! Don't sit on it!
Dorothy: Yeah shake it Zechie!
-Enormously huge sweatdrops form everyone except Dorothy, and Cathrine who
are plastered still to the wonder that is Zechs.-

Tim: WHY ISN'T CHEDDOR ATTACKING? (checks Mondex) Oh crap, he's confused... no wonder he ain't killing the author...

*I.R.*
Me: Thats great. Eveyone needs fans. How do you feel about Hilde,
Sally & Noin?
Zechs: Well Hilde is a very aggressive person. I can really see her in a
gundam. Sally, is a very great officer, but her obvious attraction to
someone who will remain nameless cause i'll be killed, is what makes her
a lot less magical. In a sense of course. As for Noin, she is a wonder
worker. She's the best. Always there, and getting things done. A true
soilder, and friend as well.

Tim: NO duh, Zechs like Noin. They gave that one out in the episode where they met each other again. Remember the clinking of the sabers?

*C.R.*
-Noin blushes deep burgandy red-
Duo singing: Noin and Zechs sittin' in a tree......
Noin: Duo!!!!
Duo still singing: K-I-S-S-......
Noin: [deathglare to Duo xgod only knows how much]

Max: I know, it is exactly fifteen times nothing.

Duo: I-N-G!!!!!!!!!!! Noin & Zechs!!!!!! Noin & Zechs!!!!!! Noin & Zechs!!

Tim: Lucrezia and Zechs, actually.

hehahahahaha! *runs and hides behind Trowa & Quatre for protection*
Noin: I'll Kill you Duo!!!!! I swear!
Wufei: What else is new. Everyone wants to kill Maxwell -.-;

All: We don't want to kill him, Duo is friggin cool!

*I.R.*
ME: Alrighy, and lastly Treize.
Zechs: Treize is an awesome guy. Except, he need to lose the bitch, Une.
*C.R.*
Treize: Heeeeeeeyyyyyy......Hey! You know..... I think he's right!
*calls up Lady Une on his cell phone* Hello, Lady Une?
Une over phone: Mister Treize??
Treize: Yes, Une. Oh Lady Une...... Your fired. I'm sorry....wait! I'm not
sorry! *hangs up the cell on Lady Une*

Tim: I somehow can beleive that, with every other damn thing this author got wrong, she did this. Those two were almost an item the entire damn series, in the end it was revealed they WERE an item!!!!!!!

Noin sweatdroping: Who can honestly say they saw that one comming?....

Tim: MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I saw the author got everything wrong, and assumed this might happen as soon as Une was mentioned...

*I.R.*

Me: Well...Thankyou Zechs for that....intreguing interveiw.
Zechs: Your welcome.....can I go now??????
Me: Yes of course. *to camera* When we come back, we'll have yet another
interesting interveiw with a cast member from Gundam Wing....
-cuts to a comercial while the camera man, Zechs and myself walk into the
cast room-
Zechs: Duo!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: ummmmmmmmmm yikes!!!!! *arms himself with the block of cheeze*
Zechs: CHEEZE!!!!!!!!! GIMMIE!!!!!!!

Tim: CHEDDOR, ATTACK NOW! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!!!!!

Duo: Only if you don't hurt me Zech-man!
Wufei: here we go......again...... -.-;
Zechs: Alright just gimmie the cheeze!!!!!!
-Duo gives Zechs the cheeze as everyone else sweatdrops-
""Who will be the next victim.....i mean interveiwed??? Will Zechs ever
kill Duo?? Will we ever find out Zechs' Crush? And is Quatre really gay??

Graham: To answer all your questions, PROBABLY HEERO, NO HE WON'T, WE ALREADY KNOW, AND HE MOST LIKELY IS!

Find out in the next interveiw!!!! maybe....... Muahahahahahaha ^_^
-the readers sweatdrop-
Me: HEY!!!!! o.o;;

Tim: Again no sweatdrops. Hehheh (pulls out missile launcher from nowhere and shoots the author repeatedly, hell machine gun mode even!!!!) I'm feeling sadistic today!

(The outer room)
Tim: Everyone horribly OOC, insinuations of Trowa being a fag, and Catherine and Dorothy worshipping zech's ass. That's all I got from this. in my opinion, it got an F! If we ever see another of those, we will be sure to collect them all and make a MST4K special edition just to fit them all in! THESE DESERVE TO ROT!
Graham and MAX: HAYL YES!!!!!!!!
(Signal end)

THE END
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Zechs: Are you insulting the cheezy goodness of pizza??!!!!?

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[Sidewinder]

Considering that both the original story and your MST segments are written in script format, I advise you to do something so readers can distinguish between the two. Personally, I'd use borders, such as this:

Tim: Next scene!

>
GRIMLOCK: Grrrr!

His head rises to tear off Soundwave's face and expose the metal skull.

SOUNDWAVE: Ahhhh!
>

Tim: He's taking the term "facelift" a little too literally, don't you think?

Graham: Urgh! (Throws up.)

[Ryushikaze]

Yeah, I did that for subsequent installments, I've just never gone back and done the same for this one.