Ever get caught jerking off?

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-12-30 03:26am

Dahak wrote:Well, I haven't been.
And I'm happy about that. Because I simply can't think of anything more embarrassing, short of walking naked through the city

What of walking through the city naked, whilst wanking?

Ah, and Shinova...Definately lucky. I was in my conditioning class doing some incline bench pressing, when one of the girls in my class comes along and starts stretching. Half the time her breasts were facing me, half the time her ass was. Needless to say, I barely got away with that one, disguising it as loose shorts bunched up against the bench,

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-30 03:28am

Okay, I get an erection when I ACTIVELY think about sex-related stuff. Sometimes I can think about nudes and not get erections, so I have to really think about sex to get one.

Also, if a teacher calls me up, my mind snaps out of sex-thinking mode and my erection goes down fairly quickly. Plus I wear a sweater and thicker, long pants. And my shirt is long enough to cover the front.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2002-12-30 04:41am

Sienthal wrote:
Dahak wrote:Well, I haven't been.
And I'm happy about that. Because I simply can't think of anything more embarrassing, short of walking naked through the city
What of walking through the city naked, whilst wanking?

Well, that would be more embarrassing.
But my prudish mind refuses to think of such things.
I'm easily on of the most prudish people I know

When my mother and friend kissed in our old living room (in the first floor of the house, so people *might* spot them) I was the one shouting: "Gosh, what if the people are looking inside?!"

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-12-30 05:27am

Dahak wrote:Because I simply can't think of anything more embarrassing, short of walking naked through the city.

What about running naked with a pack of other naked people through a crowded area of a city?

Or - even better (I know a guy who did this). Walking up to a policewoman, while completely naked, and shaking his dick at her. The male cop with her laughed his arse off. She got out the baton.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2002-12-30 06:16am

weemadando wrote:
Dahak wrote:Because I simply can't think of anything more embarrassing, short of walking naked through the city.
What about running naked with a pack of other naked people through a crowded area of a city?

Or - even better (I know a guy who did this). Walking up to a policewoman, while completely naked, and shaking his dick at her. The male cop with her laughed his arse off. She got out the baton.

I've heard of better suicide plans

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-12-30 08:53am

ArmorPierce wrote: watch the south park episode and you'll know.

Well that was suitably vague.

Also for the young and inexperience it may distract them from school work,

That sounds like bullshit to me. If you're watching porn to the exclustion of all spare time, then porn isn't the problem, insanity is.

but I also think that the age limit is to high, 21 in some states O_O and even 18 is a bit high, maybe 15 or 16 would be a better age.

Maybe people should get to do whatever they wanted, so long as it hurt no one else?

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2002-12-30 09:27am

I haven't seen any of the female members of the board say if they've been caught. Come on ladies, start typing. And be descriptive.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-12-30 09:30am

While I haven't been caught slapping the salami, I've walked in on my ex-college roommate more than a few times. The last time it happened, he was sitting on the couch with his pants around his ankles and well, you can imagine the rest. I simply turned around, left the door wide open and left. About five or six people walked by and saw him before he could get the door shut again. Although he didn't speak to me for a week and a half, I never caught him jerking off again.

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 09:33am

Been caught twice. Luckily not by my parents though, just a friend and my girlfriend... on second thoughts, maybe my parents would've been easier.

Mark S wrote:I haven't seen any of the female members of the board say if they've been caught. Come on ladies, start typing. And be descriptive.

sick puppy

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2002-12-30 09:41am

I've been caught by my mom (described in previous post) but here's the catch: After that, my mom told my dad that I had been jerking off to porn on my comp and Dad and I had a little talk. He told me of the "evils of porn" including some misled "facts" that Wong already demolished on his personal site. After that, I continued to seek out porn

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-30 09:44am

jaeger115 wrote:I've been caught by my mom (described in previous post) but here's the catch: After that, my mom told my dad that I had been jerking off to porn on my comp and Dad and I had a little talk. He told me of the "evils of porn" including some misled "facts" that Wong already demolished on his personal site. After that, I continued to seek out porn

What was his argument?

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 09:55am

Ted wrote:
jaeger115 wrote:I've been caught by my mom (described in previous post) but here's the catch: After that, my mom told my dad that I had been jerking off to porn on my comp and Dad and I had a little talk. He told me of the "evils of porn" including some misled "facts" that Wong already demolished on his personal site. After that, I continued to seek out porn
What was his argument?

[Mr. Mackie] Don't do porn, porn is bad. [/Mr. Mackie]

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2002-12-30 12:18pm

What was his argument?

Oh you know, the usual. "Women are being exploited in porno and it would hurt your sister so bad if she catches you watching it".

*sighs* What a depraved family. my sis is a hypersensitive marxist and my parents are...(trails off)

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 12:31pm

jaeger115 wrote:
What was his argument?
Oh you know, the usual. "Women are being exploited in porno and it would hurt your sister so bad if she catches you watching it".

Don't ya just love it.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-12-30 01:44pm

If you want to avoid getting caught with a hard-on in class, wear jeans. Sure, it isn't exactly comfortable, but you'll never be caught.

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 01:47pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:If you want to avoid getting caught with a hard-on in class, wear jeans. Sure, it isn't exactly comfortable, but you'll never be caught.

But where's the fun and danger in that?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-30 01:51pm

jaeger115 wrote:Oh you know, the usual. "Women are being exploited in porno and it would hurt your sister so bad if she catches you watching it".

Umm, he does know that they choose to do it and they're usually quite well-paid for it, doesn't he? If he's concerned about exploitation in the workplace, perhaps he should stop buying clothes, since most of them are made in sweatshops.

*sighs* What a depraved family. my sis is a hypersensitive marxist and my parents are...(trails off)

Sorry about your luck; for what it's worth, most families are probably dysfunctional in some way.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-12-30 05:18pm

Umm, he does know that they choose to do it and they're usually quite well-paid for it, doesn't he? If he's concerned about exploitation in the workplace, perhaps he should stop buying clothes, since most of them are made in sweatshops.

Porno is one of the few industries where top women make more than the men.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-30 05:29pm

Mark S wrote:I haven't seen any of the female members of the board say if they've been caught. Come on ladies, start typing. And be descriptive.

OK, lots of times, sort of, but it's really easy to just stop and pretend you're just lying in bed or whatever, so no one actually knows what they walked in on.
My bloke caught me once - upstairs during a party (that was happening downstairs) at his house. He took it as an insult to his ability to keep me satisfied...

...and we both came downstairs a coupla hours later, so it's a happy ending.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-30 05:36pm

Eleas wrote:Maybe people should get to do whatever they wanted, so long as it hurt no one else?

Yeah but when you are old and responsible enough to know what you are doing and the possible ramifications of such.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-30 05:38pm

innerbrat wrote:My bloke caught me once - upstairs during a party (that was happening downstairs) at his house. He took it as an insult to his ability to keep me satisfied...
...and we both came downstairs a coupla hours later, so it's a happy ending.

I've done that a few times with my girl. Though I didn't take it as an insult, just a warning that we needed to see each other more often.