So, who here is a virgin!?

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I'm a virgin, and 35.
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I'm 16, and expect to remain a virgin for the rest of my life.
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Me, 14. Though I'm pretty damn proud to how far I've got for my age.
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Darth Wong wrote:*points and laughs*
Hey Mike, you point and laugh at your own kids 'cause they're still virgins then?
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Sienthal wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:*points and laughs*

Damn you Wong...Damn you to hell!

I am 16, 17 in April...

And how can you be a virgin on a technicality? Unless it's a blow-up doll, I believe the dirty deed would've been done.
Perhaps that's a poor choice of words...
All I mean is that I've done just about everything that doesn't involve actual insertion of anything into anything else... well that's not true, my hand's gotten some. She's kind of easy to please, so she doesn't seem to mind we don't have sex. But this relationship is such that we'll likely do it eventually, even if it's years from now.
Just for reference, she's 6'-0, curly redhead, sort of Irish looking, thin, and bi. Life is good.
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I'm 18 and a virgin, though I'm working on it. Frankly speaking, I haven't been keen to remedy the situation until I finish high school and do my year long military service.

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I'm 23, and I'm an ass virgin. :P
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aerius wrote:I'm 23, and I'm an ass virgin. :P

Um...great?
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aerius wrote:I'm 23, and I'm an ass virgin. :P
I'm 30 and I believe every hole has been violated at one time or another... :wink:
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I'm still a virgin, but I'm not worried. I'm in HS, but I'm sure that I'll lose it by college. If not, I'll just sell my virginity to the devil for some money or something like that.
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I'm not really into the anal thing, and in any case I don't want my ass violated. I had an enema done when I was a kid and I did not exactly enjoy it to put it mildly.
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aerius wrote:I'm not really into the anal thing, and in any case I don't want my ass violated. I had an enema done when I was a kid and I did not exactly enjoy it to put it mildly.
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Didn't say I enjoyed it, but it has been done, nothing wakes you up faster than getting a nice blow job and the girl suddenly shoving some fingers up your ass because she thought it would be sexy....she was of course quite wrong but what are you going to do.
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Stravo wrote:Didn't say I enjoyed it, but it has been done, nothing wakes you up faster than getting a nice blow job and the girl suddenly shoving some fingers up your ass because she thought it would be sexy....she was of course quite wrong but what are you going to do.
And are you speaking from personal experience? Ew.
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Re: So, who here is a virgin!?

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Shinova wrote:In the midst of this orgy of sex-related threads, I present to you the question posed in the thread title.


*Raises hand*

I'm a virgin. Anyone else?
me, age 17
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Enforcer Talen wrote:me, age 17
You've already said so, atleast once before in this thread.
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Ted wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:me, age 17
You've already said so, atleast once before in this thread.
not in this thread. one of the other ones, maybe, but this is the first time I've seen this one. there are several 17 yr old virgins that posted.
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Ted wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:me, age 17
You've already said so, atleast once before in this thread.
'ts always good to ram your virginity down other people's throats though, ain't it?

*thinks about what he just said*

don't take that the wrong way (the ramming down people's throats thing...ew
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Morning Star wrote:'ts always good to ram your virginity down other people's throats though, ain't it?

*thinks about what he just said*

don't take that the wrong way (the ramming down people's throats thing...ew
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yeah, be gentle.
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I'm a virgin. Not telling you fuckers how old I am though. :D

15 - 25 is the closest you will get, out in the open anyway.
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aww. . . he's shy.
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I'm a virgin, and I'm 16.
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Sorry :)
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I am, most likely always will be. I'm 21.
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