Rancor vs Gargantua

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Rancor vs Gargantua

Rancor rips Gargantua a new one
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Gargantua bitch slaps Rancor back to Jabba's palace
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Rancor vs Gargantua

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Who would win? The rancor from RotJ or the big blue alien from Half-Life?
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Re: Rancor vs Gargantua

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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Who would win? The rancor from RotJ or the big blue alien from Half-Life?
Well, considering that the Gargantua is covered in a metallic armor much like a tank, carries dual flamethrowers, and takes a shitload of explosives (like, say, an airstrike) to bring down, I have to hand this to the Gargantua.

There is also some dispute about the origins of the Gargantua. Given its flamethrowers and metallic armor, I'm of the opinion that it's a bionic creation; not quite organic, not quite machine, but a combination of both.
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Hehe, that's what I always thought.
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