So, who here is a virgin!?

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Me and my right hand.
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16.5 yrs. in 2 days. And I'm a virgin. Bummer, but that's life.
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.......I am. Don't laugh, but I didn't choose abstinance. It chose me. :)

Edit: Scince its a common theme in this thread, I am 17 1/2.
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XaLEv wrote:I'm a virgin. Not telling you fuckers how old I am though. :D

15 - 25 is the closest you will get, out in the open anyway.
So you're 25 then? Either that or 15. :D

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une wrote:I'm a virgin, and 35.
o.O

I guess it just goes to show what a bunch of geeks we are. I'm 18 and fit into the most populous category here... mostly because my girlfriend's family (her grandparents are old-country Greeks) would lynch me if I tried getting any closer than a kiss. ::sheepish grin::
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johnmarkley wrote:I am, most likely always will be. I'm 21.
Relax, it'll happen.
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Stravo wrote:
aerius wrote:I'm 23, and I'm an ass virgin. :P
I'm 30 and I believe every hole has been violated at one time or another... :wink:
My back-end is pristine. However, even if it doesn't happen in a sexual sense, I'll need to get prostate exams when I get older, so I can't keep the door shut forever (annoying thought).
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Darth Wong wrote:
Stravo wrote:
aerius wrote:I'm 23, and I'm an ass virgin. :P
I'm 30 and I believe every hole has been violated at one time or another... :wink:
My back-end is pristine. However, even if it doesn't happen in a sexual sense, I'll need to get prostate exams when I get older, so I can't keep the door shut forever (annoying thought).
You do realise that's the sorta thing I wake up screaming about, right? :) I hate examinations and tests, if they'd just warm the instruments a little but noo.
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une wrote:I'm a virgin, and 35.
What Wong said.

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*raises hand*

I'm a virgin.
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Darth Wong wrote:
Stravo wrote:
aerius wrote:I'm 23, and I'm an ass virgin. :P
I'm 30 and I believe every hole has been violated at one time or another... :wink:
My back-end is pristine. However, even if it doesn't happen in a sexual sense, I'll need to get prostate exams when I get older, so I can't keep the door shut forever (annoying thought).
Hah, the thought or a chastity belt for the arse is quite novel.
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Right here. I used to be disastrously insecure about it, but there's nothing like a negative sexual experience to show you that it's not that big a deal. It's not worth it to lose it to the first piece of ass that comes along. I'm 19, by the way, and happily waiting for the right woman.
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I am. Im 16
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Virgin at 17.
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ArmorPierce wrote:
une wrote:I'm a virgin, and 35.
What Wong said.
At that age relazing and waiting might not be the best idea. At least go out and try to find miss right (or at least miss right now).


And I'm almost 20 and still a virgin. I've had the chance but I don't simply want to nail some girl at a party. I'd like it to have some meaning.
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Well, i just turned 24 and I still am. Such a pity that every single girl that I like are already taken.
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virgin still :cry:
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**Raises hand**

17, and in no hurry whatsoever.
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Last I checked, I was a virgin... 19 btw.
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Post by Isil`Zha »

No, I'm not. And I too am one that wanted it for meaning and that's what I got. 18, just before turning 19... she was 19 and was her first time too. Yes, it's still the same g/f I have now. :)
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Virgin, 20 (gonna be 21 in March). Its crap, but im just not in a hurry or the mood for putting the effort into getting a steady girlfriend to do it with.

I'll likely just end up losing it in a one night stand at some point in the coming months or years.
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To everyon that's waiting for it to be 'something special' - It's probably not going to be, especailly if you hype it up in your mind.

Not that it's something you need to do tomorrow, or something you really need you worry about - most of you are still young. BUT - the first time is not usually great because, like everything, It gets better with practice. So relax, and don't expect a miracle first time round.
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