Sexual Release

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-12-29 11:25pm

When a man doesn't achieve relesae in entirely too long, bad things happen, not sure of the medical details because its never happened to me.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-29 11:27pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: You don't jerk off?

Somebody get this man some porno!!!
*holds up several gigs of it in hard disks*

Gets the man at attention, but the geyser don't blow unless there's a woman working the pumps...

And I never get blue balls. Which is a big plus.
You.
Lucky!
BITCH!

I always get blue balls at the drop of a hat.
Go 5 days without wanking it? Blue Balls
Get worked up by Porno and roomy derails my wank by bringing his girls over? Blue Balls.
Boyfriend get me all hot and ready to get fucked by tossing my salad, then get a bad phone call which destroys his sexual mood for the whole fucking night??! BLUE FUCKING BALLS!
Goddess made man with hands for a reason... Thank Goddess in all Her Non-Christian wisdom!

As you can see, I get blue balls. It
HURTS!!!!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-29 11:28pm

WTF is it?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-30 12:07am

Blue balls is an advanced form of the condition known as dead sperm retention.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-30 12:13am

aerius wrote:Blue balls is an advanced form of the condition known as dead sperm retention.

And what's that??

Or should we go research for it?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-30 12:19am

. . . I dont think i get it, even when I havent done anything for a while.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-12-30 12:22am

I only get it if I've been fooling around with a girl for awhile and nothing happens in the sense that we don't get it on. Otherwise I don't spontaneously get blue balls

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-30 10:28am

Haven't you guys heard of "NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS"?

You know, the "Wet Dreams" from sex-ed classes?

It's the body's way of getting rid of excess sperm.

So the only way you can get blue balls is if your body is fucked up.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-12-30 10:36am

This thread is only gonna get worse when Zaia, Kelly, and innerbrat show up...

We'll probably have to put this thing next to the Trinity/Poppins thread...

Oberleutnant · Post by **Oberleutnant** » 2002-12-30 10:42am

The problem is that unless I wank once in a day or two, I turn insanewly horny if I even see a girl dressed in a thick winter jacket...

Edit: rephrased the post

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-30 10:47am

Oberleutnant wrote:The problem is that unless I don't wank once in a day or two, I turn insanewly horny if I even see a girl dressed in a thick winter jacket...

I think you need to rephrase that.

Unless I don't???

You turn horny if you wank or when you dont???

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 11:21am

aerius wrote:When my GF's around, several times a day, when she's not, a 2-3 times a week is usually enough to prevent the dreaded DSR (dead sperm retention). DSR as you might know, is the 1st stage of "blue balls".

What exactly is 'blue balls'. I heard you get it if you're turned on for too long without release but I don't know what it is. Although it doesn't sound too good.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2002-12-30 12:32pm

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-12-30 12:35pm

Morning Star wrote:
aerius wrote:When my GF's around, several times a day, when she's not, a 2-3 times a week is usually enough to prevent the dreaded DSR (dead sperm retention). DSR as you might know, is the 1st stage of "blue balls".
What exactly is 'blue balls'. I heard you get it if you're turned on for too long without release but I don't know what it is. Although it doesn't sound too good.

Blue balls is AFAIK just another name for frustration.

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 12:38pm

Eleas wrote:
Morning Star wrote:
aerius wrote:When my GF's around, several times a day, when she's not, a 2-3 times a week is usually enough to prevent the dreaded DSR (dead sperm retention). DSR as you might know, is the 1st stage of "blue balls".
What exactly is 'blue balls'. I heard you get it if you're turned on for too long without release but I don't know what it is. Although it doesn't sound too good.
Blue balls is AFAIK just another name for frustration.

Oh, I thought that something actually happened...like physically. Live and learn.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-30 01:17pm

Oh. I thought they actually turned...blue.

Eew.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-30 01:24pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Oh. I thought they actually turned...blue.

Eew.

No... it's just discomfort caused by erection, IIRC. Vasocongestion.

Sometimes less responsible males will try to use horror stories about blue balls to get gullible women to sleep with them "My balls will explode if I don't get off" and shit like that. The appropriate response is, of course, "You'll lose alot more if you don't get the fuck away from me".

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 01:57pm

XaLEv wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Oh. I thought they actually turned...blue.

Eew.
No... it's just discomfort caused by erection, IIRC. Vasocongestion.

Sometimes less responsible males will try to use horror stories about blue balls to get gullible women to sleep with them "My balls will explode if I don't get off" and shit like that. The appropriate response is, of course, "You'll lose alot more if you don't get the fuck away from me".

Vasocon-what exactly?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-12-30 04:26pm

i go at it 5 times a day or so. SOmetimes more if i've bought a new Porno mag or movie.

One time when i was with my second fiance we screwed so much my dick was bleeding from having the 4-skin rubbed so much.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-30 04:55pm

Darth Pounder wrote:One time when i was with my second fiance we screwed so much my dick was bleeding from having the 4-skin rubbed so much.

Hypercock?

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 04:59pm

Probably about once or twice a day. If I don't then I go pretty crazy, I get irritable, quite agressive and I get turned on at pretty much everything...more so.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-12-30 05:19pm

Mmm...masturbation. Once in the morning, once in the evening, and once to help me sleep at night.

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 06:52pm

RedImperator wrote:Mmm...masturbation. Once in the morning, once in the evening, and once to help me sleep at night.

Don't you get kinda...well, sore?

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-12-30 07:17pm

Morning Star wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Mmm...masturbation. Once in the morning, once in the evening, and once to help me sleep at night.
Don't you get kinda...well, sore?

Wuss, wuss, wuss.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2002-12-30 07:26pm

Eleas wrote:
Morning Star wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Mmm...masturbation. Once in the morning, once in the evening, and once to help me sleep at night.
Don't you get kinda...well, sore?
Wuss, wuss, wuss.

Yup, a real man would ignore the pain and keep stroking. It's the principle of the thing.

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