It is official, I am a supreme bad-ass. (Warning: Big pics)

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It is official, I am a supreme bad-ass. (Warning: Big pics)

Post by Oni Koneko Damien »

A little explanation needed:

The first, a picture of the backside of a photograph, with a little note at the bottom, read that:

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With that in mind, the actual photo itself:

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On the right, my dad.

On the left, Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris

Chuck, motherfucking Norris

While he was still regularly involved in martial arts, my dad apparently not only attended quite a few parties with Chuck Norris, but also went to the movies with him a few times...several of which he brought me along.

Though I can't remember (I think I was one or two years old at the time)...I was in the presence of, and most likely touched, Chuck motherfucking Norris.

So, there you have it. Irrefutable proof that I am, in fact, a complete and utter bad-ass.
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Post by Ford Prefect »

Chuck Norris before he was irrefutably lame?

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Post by fgalkin »

So, your dad knew Chuck Norris. What's so cool about that and why does it make you a bad-ass?

Have a very nice day.
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

There's no such thing as being a bad ass by association. :P
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Unless Chuck Norris deems it so. 8)
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Post by Trytostaydead »

fgalkin wrote:So, your dad knew Chuck Norris. What's so cool about that and why does it make you a bad-ass?

Have a very nice day.
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Well, he does have a good reference to join the Texas Rangers now :-)
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Post by wolveraptor »

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Post by Gandalf »

Chuck Norris looks like Kevin Sorbo.
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Post by LaserRifleofDoom »

Nope that looks like Chuck Norris. Nice job on being associated with a famous person.

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I'm two to four degrees from a lot of people thanks to knowing Rosemary Harris, and a couple of senators.
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