ARG! #%(#$%! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! ARAK@$!!!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-30 02:28pm

So I was about to take a fucking shower, but I need to turn the water off downstairs, so I pull a fucking towel around myself, head downstairs, turn off the water, and turn around to go back upstairs.

And then my #%#$%# fucking awrihsohdfashittse goddamn cat lunges up the towel and latches onto Mr. Happy, biting and clawing! GODDAMMIT! I have a scab, and pain, and AAAGH!

#$%(W)&%QDDKFH@_&#%!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-30 02:29pm

Holy shit. You should have that cat de-clawed. My dog has never tried something like that. Like all dogs, he just sniffs.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-12-30 02:29pm

Oooooh, thats gotta suck.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-30 02:29pm

LoL

oh shit, that's a bitch.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-12-30 02:29pm

CAN'T... STOP... LAUGHING!!!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-30 02:30pm

Holy shit. You should have that cat de-clawed. My dog has never tried something like that. Like all dogs, he just sniffs.

It's too expensive to get him declawed. He's still a kitten so I hope he'll gro out of it. #$#$%#

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-12-30 02:30pm

Bummer.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-30 02:31pm

Teach him a lesson and bite his Mr. Happy off

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-12-30 02:33pm

HemlockGrey wrote:
Holy shit. You should have that cat de-clawed. My dog has never tried something like that. Like all dogs, he just sniffs.
It's too expensive to get him declawed. He's still a kitten so I hope he'll gro out of it. #$#$%#

You make it sound like the little bugger is making a habit of this. How many inches have you lost to this guy so far?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-12-30 02:33pm

ROTFLMGDMFAO at Hemlocks expense

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-30 02:39pm

ROTFLMAO...sorry dude...oh shit that's funny...sorry

Okay back to some seriousness...personally either de-claw him or teach him some lessons or something because seriously cats really shouldn't be that aggressive( I mean mine used to hiss at me...now well they understand better...ah the water bottle and a good twap)

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-30 02:42pm

Good thing none of my cats stay insiide. Owwww...

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-12-30 02:44pm

So Mr. Happy doesn't like pussy now?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-30 02:46pm

That sucks, but I don't think the cat should be declawed.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-30 02:51pm

Kitten!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-30 02:57pm

Next time it jumps at you, try to give it a good smack while its in mid-air. Not enough to hurt it of course, just to really get its attention.

Seriously though, if it bit you then you really need to go have a doctor look at it. Cat bites tend to turn ugly with all that bacteria they have in their mouths. My uncle got bitten by a cat once on his hand, and after a couple of days it was really swollen and nearly lost most of his hand from the resulting infection.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-12-30 02:58pm

Kittens are really aggressive. When mine was young, he'd do the same thing, except it would be my hand. He'd bite and claw and scratch it until I had cuts and scratches all over it. Even throwing him across the room didn't make him stop--he'd run back and latch on again.

Get another kitten. They take their aggression out on each other. Otherwise, just wait for him to grow out of it. Once they reach about a year old, they settle down into more normal cat priorities, like sleeping all day and knocking shit off tables.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-12-30 03:00pm

ArmorPierce wrote:
Kitten!

EVIL KITTEN!!

Ow dude....that sucks, I am so glad my cats are old and fat and lazy.

Ow...

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-30 03:01pm

a puppy is better, and while we are on the subjuect of puppies

Puppies!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-12-30 03:05pm

ArmorPierce wrote:a puppy is better, and while we are on the subjuect of puppies

Puppies!

Damn puppies and there cuteness...DAMN THEM!!

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-12-30 03:07pm

I feel very sorry for your predicament.

...snnkh...

...*coughcough*...

...heh...

...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-30 03:08pm

HemlockGrey wrote:
Holy shit. You should have that cat de-clawed. My dog has never tried something like that. Like all dogs, he just sniffs.
It's too expensive to get him declawed. He's still a kitten so I hope he'll gro out of it. #$#$%#

Too expensive? How can you put a price on the safety of your little fireman?!?

Either bash the cat and teach him a lesson, get him de-clawed, or wear a cup around the house.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-12-30 03:10pm

Andrew J. wrote:I feel very sorry for your predicament.

...snnkh...

...*coughcough*...

...heh...

...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

See, I'm not gonna laugh, because I know that if I do it'll happen to me.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2002-12-30 03:53pm

Darth Wong wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:
Holy shit. You should have that cat de-clawed. My dog has never tried something like that. Like all dogs, he just sniffs.
It's too expensive to get him declawed. He's still a kitten so I hope he'll gro out of it. #$#$%#
Too expensive? How can you put a price on the safety of your little fireman?!?

Either bash the cat and teach him a lesson, get him de-clawed, or wear a cup around the house.

*snicker*

You can clip their claws without declawing them while he grows up in the house.

*cough cough, snicker*

Quit putting catnip all over your scratching post.

*snort, Can't hold it in any longer.*

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-30 03:58pm

Darth Wong wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:
Holy shit. You should have that cat de-clawed. My dog has never tried something like that. Like all dogs, he just sniffs.
It's too expensive to get him declawed. He's still a kitten so I hope he'll gro out of it. #$#$%#
Too expensive? How can you put a price on the safety of your little fireman?!?

Either bash the cat and teach him a lesson, get him de-clawed, or wear a cup around the house.

*snickers*

That or keep the little fireman out of reach.