Ever walked in on your parents?

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I always heard:
"For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
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Durandal wrote:There are lots of stories floating around about the origin of everyone's favorite taboo word. One of them was that, since the crusaders were given a Papal sanction to rape the women of the towns they conquered, the term "FUCK" was coined, standing for "Fornication Under Consent of the King."

I've heard of it being an acronym for that phrase, but it was supposedly a phrase on prostitution licenses, in the version I heard. I think it actually comes from an old Germanic word that meant "strike" or "pierce."
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Durandal wrote:There are lots of stories floating around about the origin of everyone's favorite taboo word. One of them was that, since the crusaders were given a Papal sanction to rape the women of the towns they conquered, the term "FUCK" was coined, standing for "Fornication Under Consent of the King."
The only problem is, that acronym only works with English.

I think.
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Coyote wrote:I always heard:
"For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
I've heard that as well.

Back on topic...
Not that I remember, and at this point it ain't happening. I know better than to waltz in when both parents are in bed without at least listening at the door.
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I walked in a bunch of times when I was pretty young. (5-8)
My parents would have sex in the morning when they thought I was asleep.
I dont think they ever realized I saw them. I saw full penetration. I dont remember it freaking me out.
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Eleas wrote:
Exonerate wrote:Actually, the Puritans coined the term fuck. It was actually an acronym.
Dammit. "Fuck" just lost a lot of shock value.
WRong, Fuck is old english for "To reap", descendant from the Viking Goddess Frigga.

all the good ones we got from the romans or
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Exonerate wrote:Actually, the Puritans coined the term fuck. It was actually an acronym.
http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.htm

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LOL!!

Yep, I've walked in on mine more than once... :shock:

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for those interested in the origin of the word "fuck."
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_268b.htm
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No.

I don't even think my parents have had sex since Utsanomiko was born (1984). None of us kids really ever went into their bedroom, anyway, as it's rather small and is really only used by them for sleeping and changing clothes.

And quite frankly, I really don't even want to think about this subject, so Durandal gets an automatic "Fuck you" from me.
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No

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And quite frankly, I really don't even want to think about this subject, so Durandal gets an automatic "Fuck you" from me.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No.

I don't even think my parents have had sex since Utsanomiko was born (1984). None of us kids really ever went into their bedroom, anyway, as it's rather small and is really only used by them for sleeping and changing clothes.

And quite frankly, I really don't even want to think about this subject, so Durandal gets an automatic "Fuck you" from me.
Then don't read it you idiot.

You and spanky keep posting in these type of threads, yet you dont want to think or talk aboutmthe subjects.
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http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/showt ... ight=whale

That made me cry myself to sleep that night.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/showt ... ight=whale

That made me cry myself to sleep that night.
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No. Never. Thank God.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/showt ... ight=whale

That made me cry myself to sleep that night.
ROFL!

I couldn't help but laugh after I read that sperm whale comment. ;)
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Vertigo1 wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/showt ... ight=whale
That made me cry myself to sleep that night.
ROFL!
I couldn't help but laugh after I read that sperm whale comment. ;)
Hillarious that.

Thank god the only time that I did walk in on them I was like 3 or 4.
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My mother and father still regularily do it. Thats why i have to wear my headphones to sleep. My mother is a "screamer" and half the street know when she's getting busy.

On the other hand my parents have walked in on ME when i was getting busy with myself. My parents are strange liberated people and thought nothing of it, i on the other hand took it quite badly and didn't wank again for nearly a year.
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Darth Pounder wrote:My mother and father still regularily do it. Thats why i have to wear my headphones to sleep. My mother is a "screamer" and half the street know when she's getting busy.

On the other hand my parents have walked in on ME when i was getting busy with myself. My parents are strange liberated people and thought nothing of it, i on the other hand took it quite badly and didn't wank again for nearly a year.
How old are you, and your parents?
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Ted wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No.

I don't even think my parents have had sex since Utsanomiko was born (1984). None of us kids really ever went into their bedroom, anyway, as it's rather small and is really only used by them for sleeping and changing clothes.

And quite frankly, I really don't even want to think about this subject, so Durandal gets an automatic "Fuck you" from me.
Then don't read it you idiot.

You and spanky keep posting in these type of threads, yet you dont want to think or talk aboutmthe subjects.
Uh... Dude? That is Spanky.
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Beowulf wrote:
Ted wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No.

I don't even think my parents have had sex since Utsanomiko was born (1984). None of us kids really ever went into their bedroom, anyway, as it's rather small and is really only used by them for sleeping and changing clothes.

And quite frankly, I really don't even want to think about this subject, so Durandal gets an automatic "Fuck you" from me.
Then don't read it you idiot.

You and spanky keep posting in these type of threads, yet you dont want to think or talk aboutmthe subjects.
Uh... Dude? That is Spanky.
Ah shit, I thought it was the other one...ah well.
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Ted wrote:
Darth Pounder wrote:My mother and father still regularily do it. Thats why i have to wear my headphones to sleep. My mother is a "screamer" and half the street know when she's getting busy.

On the other hand my parents have walked in on ME when i was getting busy with myself. My parents are strange liberated people and thought nothing of it, i on the other hand took it quite badly and didn't wank again for nearly a year.
How old are you, and your parents?
I'm 22 and my mum and dad are 55 & 56 respectivley
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Morning Star wrote:No

God bless divorce!
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Darth Pounder wrote:I'm 22 and my mum and dad are 55 & 56 respectivley
Jeeez, they still go at it?

And you still live at home?
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