Crackpot's (4th annual) Crappy Cristmas Carol Collection

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Crackpot's (4th annual) Crappy Cristmas Carol Collection

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The Holiday Season is upon us! Christmans, Haunikkah, Kwanza (ZOMG!!!!11shift one eleven t3h Kristinmas) Once again our airwaves are awash with holiday favorites. The by product of this? Dogs barking jungle bells, washed up singers making one last grasp at stardom and an Italian donkey delivering toys to his paesans living in the hills of Italy. So lets hear it! What pisses you off this year? Has the gin and tonic-a and marijuan-ica worn off and ruined your Haunikkah? Or maybe you just want Don Henley to SHUT THE FUCK UP! I nominate a new entry! Screaming babies singing christmas classics. First of all it isn't even original. The aformentioned dogs are bad enough. Furthermore,As anyone who actually has young children will say nobody wants to hear is screaming children after the children are put down to bed! Brilliant marketing plan there. ugh!

Your turn! Lets hear your nominations!
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Whomever dicided it was a good idea to lay christmas carols in my job place is an idiot especially that were are open extra late. The last thing I want to hear is 20 differnt recordings of the same song by more annoying singers each time I hear it.
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That one song by The Waitresses that I can't ever get out of my head.
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I'm Walking Through The Air (The Snowman Song)
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Two of the most depressing songs, one after the other, in the same shop a few days ago *twitches*
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"Leroy the Red-Neck Reindeer"
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LadyTevar wrote:"Leroy the Red-Neck Reindeer"
:? oh you'll have to enlighten me a little about that one.
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