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Wait, were you outside, or what?
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I wrote:17.

Outside. Three days after Christmas. In the cold. It was shit.
Although I found out later he told everyone I was great - maybe that's a guy thing. I told the same people he was shit.
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innerbrat wrote:
I wrote:17.

Outside. Three days after Christmas. In the cold. It was shit.
Although I found out later he told everyone I was great - maybe that's a guy thing. I told the same people he was shit.

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Forgive my asking, but what was the advantage of doing it outside?
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damn you ppl get laid :x (so how much more whining till I get a title?)
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My thoughts exactly.
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SWPIGWANG wrote:damn you ppl get laid :x (so how much more whining till I get a title?)

Custom title? Try getting Jedi Council Member first.
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hey, all I have to be is to be racist, sexist and generally screwed up to get a title right? :)
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SWPIGWANG wrote:hey, all I have to be is to be racist, sexist and generally screwed up to get a title right? :)
That would earn you "Village Idiot" if that's what you want ^_^
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innerbrat wrote:Just inexperienced, I guess. We tried to do a 69, but I still don't know whether he was even touching me or not.
Ouch. That's cold. :D

What on Earth possessed you to do it outside when it's cold? In summer maybe but if it's that cold I'm surprised you could find anything to blow on. :twisted:
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innerbrat wrote:17.
Although I found out later he told everyone I was great - maybe that's a guy thing.
You were female and in intimate contact with him, unless he fails to get it up, from a teenage boys perspective you couldn't help but be great. :D
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I was 19. A few weeks before my 20th birthday. It was with one of my best friends sisters. She just wanted action, I wanted a gf, so I ended up with a broken heart. :cry:
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17 w/ my current GF... in case you guys are wondering... we've been together for 2 1/2 years, so something must be going right...
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Post by Kamakazie Sith »

I was 20.

Had sex in her bedroom. It started off with some foreplay and then went from there.
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HemlockGrey wrote:Forgive my asking, but what was the advantage of doing it outside?
OK, I didn't know him - just met him (OK, OK, I'm a big ho, I admit it). It was at a mutual friend's house and we had nowhere more private to go. I wasn't about to do it in someone else's bed.
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innerbrat wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Forgive my asking, but what was the advantage of doing it outside?
OK, I didn't know him - just met him (OK, OK, I'm a big ho, I admit it). It was at a mutual friend's house and we had nowhere more private to go. I wasn't about to do it in someone else's bed.
So if I went over to England in the summer again, would you be willing to give me a personal guided tour of say London your bedroom? :wink:
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Ted wrote:
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HemlockGrey wrote:Forgive my asking, but what was the advantage of doing it outside?
OK, I didn't know him - just met him (OK, OK, I'm a big ho, I admit it). It was at a mutual friend's house and we had nowhere more private to go. I wasn't about to do it in someone else's bed.
So if I went over to England in the summer again, would you be willing to give me a personal guided tour of say London your bedroom? :wink:
You dirty old bastard! You know perfectly well that I'm content and happy with my bloke <slaps>
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innerbrat wrote:You dirty old bastard! You know perfectly well that I'm content and happy with my bloke <slaps>
Actually, I've met Ted and he's a dirty young bastard. I'm the dirty old bastard :)
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innerbrat wrote:
Ted wrote:
innerbrat wrote: OK, I didn't know him - just met him (OK, OK, I'm a big ho, I admit it). It was at a mutual friend's house and we had nowhere more private to go. I wasn't about to do it in someone else's bed.
So if I went over to England in the summer again, would you be willing to give me a personal guided tour of say London your bedroom? :wink:
You dirty old bastard! You know perfectly well that I'm content and happy with my bloke <slaps>
Me? You never said perfectly content and happy in those words. And I'm talking about in July, you might've broken up with him by then.
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Ted wrote: Me? You never said perfectly content and happy in those words. And I'm talking about in July, you might've broken up with him by then.
Ouch.
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15, or was it 16, eh, but that was it, I'm 21 now FFS.

Ofcourse we were drunk then too, and I'm generally shy unless I get drunk enough.
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Darth Wong wrote:
innerbrat wrote:You dirty old bastard! You know perfectly well that I'm content and happy with my bloke <slaps>
Actually, I've met Ted and he's a dirty young bastard. I'm the dirty old bastard :)


Physically maybe. But you have the mental age of a horny teenager.
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Well, my situation is rather fubar. I'm 24 now, when I was 16, I got drunk in the back of the bowling ally that I worked for at the time. One day I was asked to close and lock up with the female cook one night (she was 14). During the night, kinda messed around and that's all I remembered due to all the alcohol I drunk. We woke up cuddling each other the next morning. But we both seemed very awkward around each other and I quit that job soon afterward thinking we "did it". And I haven't seen or heard from her since then.

I spent the next 6 years thinking that was when I lost my virginity. And since then I've had zero contact with anybody of the opposite sex with a little groping action 2 years ago. But this past summer, I started questioning exactly what happened at the bowling ally so many years ago so I tracked down the original girl and asked her what happened that night. She told me that she asked me to sleep with her and I turned her down citing no rubbers and she was really upset that I turned her down too. She was a virgin also at that time. We said our goodbyes and now we keep in touch, (she's married with 2 kids now.)

So enter now where I just recently found out I'm really a virgin, no prospects in the immediate future but always hopefully with an eye out. :wink:
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16

not proud of the girl, either.

the next girl, tho.... 8)
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Post by weemadando »

Actually on a technicality it might be 18, but I'm not sure, as I have no recollection of the night whatsoever.

As such I am sticking to my age 20 loss of virginity.
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