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Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-30 03:59pm

ROFLMAO That is fucking hilarious dude!

Jeez man, that's gotta suck. Hopefully, you wont be missing out on your gf/fiance/wife/mistress because of that.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-30 04:02pm

Better yet, call up Steve Irwin.

He'll teach that cat a lesson or two on how to not muck with peckers.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-12-30 04:09pm

HemlockGrey wrote: And then my #%#$%# fucking awrihsohdfashittse goddamn cat lunges up the towel and latches onto Mr. Happy, biting and clawing!

o_0

It really sucks to be you.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-30 04:11pm

You know, you could probably sue the breeders that the kitty came from, thence causeing all cats to come with a warning: "Warning Might Cause Irreplaceable Damage To Mr. Happy"

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-12-30 04:17pm

We used to put vinegar on our countertops to keep the cats off of them. Maybe you should try soaking your Mr Happy in it.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-12-30 04:26pm

Yowch that would hurt. Have him declawed ASAP.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2002-12-30 04:27pm

give the cat a vasectomy with a butter knife.

I'm joking in case your wondering.
speaking of vasectomys.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-30 04:34pm

Fucked up, but delawing wont stop biting. With the last cat I had decalwed I think it made her bite a whole lot more. It also screws up a cats balance and is the same as cutting off the fingertips of a human, my most recent cat wasn't declawed and we didn't have any problumes.

LadyBarbara · Post by **LadyBarbara** » 2002-12-30 04:52pm

Your kitten is adorable. Short of declawing it, I'd suggest being happy that he isn't a 20-lb cat.

Ouch. Hope you feel better. *snicker*

Malachius · Post by **Malachius** » 2002-12-30 05:01pm

All I can say is I hope it didn't damage any of the vitals permanently

Cute kitten.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2002-12-30 05:37pm

Sorry 'bout what happen dude...but I can't help it lol.

Cyaround,
Jason

Joe Momma · Post by **Joe Momma** » 2002-12-30 05:47pm

Vertigo1 wrote:Seriously though, if it bit you then you really need to go have a doctor look at it. Cat bites tend to turn ugly with all that bacteria they have in their mouths.

And don't take it personally when they roll their eyes and assume your story is a cover for much more nefarious activities with your pet.

-- Joe Momma

"Oh, so you just happened to be walking around naked with your cat next to your johnson.

Whatever, just get on the gurney.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-12-30 05:48pm

Wear clothes. The kitten's biting and clawing phase will pass.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-12-30 05:53pm

Wow thats really sad, absolutely halarious, but sad.

I once got mosiquto bites on my cock and scrotum, that was a bitch, hurt when I jerked it(although that didn't stop me).

My kittens is just as playful, but he doesn't hop off anything high enough to get at Mr. Happy, but he doesn't bite that hard, I just use my hand to play with him instead of string or something, he can claw and bite at that all he wants, he can't break the skin.

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-12-30 06:31pm

Your cat mangles your piece, and the first thing you do is post it here? You truly are sad

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-12-30 06:35pm

Ok, I missed out on it on my first post, so I've got to laugh here

ROFL that is fucking hilarious!

...Ok, I'm done now.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2002-12-30 06:43pm

Reason enough to put on boxers when you leave the shower, instead of just a towel. I mean, having a short stubby thing bouncing around and having a cat is a bad idea, especially when their young and aggressive.

J · Post by J » 2002-12-30 06:58pm

Note to self, reason #29 it's better being female - no delicate dangly parts for a kitty to chomp on.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-12-30 07:00pm

jmac wrote:Note to self, reason #29 it's better being female - no delicate dangly parts for a kitty to chomp on.

Lucky buggers....How come females have so many reasons females are better and men don't?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-30 07:17pm

None of those reasons matter to me when Rebecca's receiving my manhood and I'm in the driver's seat. It's good to be a man.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2002-12-30 07:23pm

I bet that makes driving pretty hard(note the pun)
-Hey that's not my manhood that's the stickshift-

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2002-12-30 07:31pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:I bet that makes driving pretty hard(note the pun)
-Hey that's not my manhood that's the stickshift-

Ever seen parenthood?

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2002-12-30 07:58pm

ROFLOL!!!! Been there, done that... Darned cats... If they wern't cute I could certainly turn some of mine into gloves once in a while. (Btw, be thankful that unlike when this happened to me, you don't have 15#+ cats like me...)

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-30 08:20pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:We used to put vinegar on our countertops to keep the cats off of them. Maybe you should try soaking your Mr Happy in it.

OW

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2002-12-30 09:14pm

Ahh....cats aren't all that bad. Besides, how can you resist THIS:

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