Which is better to have, a penis or a vagina.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-12-30 07:38pm

Which do you think is easier to deal with.

With vagina's you don't have that glaring weak spot that everyone knows the location of, as HemlockGrey prooved the usefulness of.

But with penis's you don't have to worry about the pain of childbirth, and the monthly bleeding thing.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-30 07:40pm

hmm.... toughy, but then again I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and is not dead

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-12-30 07:44pm

Biologically a vagina is easier to get infected and you have the whole period thing, but on the plus side you have multiple orgasms and nothing to have grabbed or kicked by angry people.

I think I'll stick with my male physique, Ranma 1/2 doesn't appeal to me just yet.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2002-12-30 07:44pm

This is a gross simplification of the matter. First women deal with the bleeding thing, not because they have a vagina, but because they have a uterus(sorry about spelling) and every month or so their bodies produce the foundation for having a child and every month their bodies flush the whole thing down because nothing has happened.
Next the whole idea of gender is based on things that happen during gestation, the amount of testosterone that the body absorbs when you are a fetus determines whether or not you will have a penis or a vagina, and this is not necessarily dependant on ones genetic gender characteristics. Genetically people have a gender since they are conceved, but physiologically their development in the womb and certain specific amounts of hormones depend on whether or not you have the said appendages.
Really the question is whether it's better to have Testes or Ovaries.

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2002-12-30 07:45pm

I'd say penis. A vagina would be to nice to try out for the sexual pleasure but I don't think I want to live my life with one with the child birth, bleeding, and menopause thing.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2002-12-30 07:47pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:This is a gross simplification of the matter. First women deal with the bleeding thing, not because they have a vagina, but because they have a uterus(sorry about spelling) and every month or so their bodies produce the foundation for having a child and every month their bodies flush the whole thing down because nothing has happened.
Next the whole idea of gender is based on things that happen during gestation, the amount of testosterone that the body absorbs when you are a fetus determines whether or not you will have a penis or a vagina, and this is not necessarily dependant on ones genetic gender characteristics. Genetically people have a gender since they are conceved, but physiologically their development in the womb and certain specific amounts of hormones depend on whether or not you have the said appendages.
Really the question is whether it's better to have Testes or Ovaries.

I think you've just completely killed the mood of this thread.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-30 07:47pm

Nobody's taking away our little firemen (except for HemlockGrey's cat

)

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 07:48pm

Penis. Must be the greatest invention ever.

Shame about the way it looks.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-30 07:50pm

Yeah if the penis didn't look like a dick everything would just fine and dandy

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-12-30 07:50pm

Darth Wong wrote:Nobody's taking away our little firemen (except for HemlockGrey's cat )

Well, I remember reading a Darwin Award winner (got one of the books for Xmas) who chopped his own dick off in a drunken state with a hooker I think. I'll dig it up. Cats are the least of the problems for your meat and two veg.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2002-12-30 07:52pm

I call mine a Frank Exchange of Opposing Viewpoints

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-30 07:54pm

Wait, I don't understand, he chopped off his dick while he was with a hooker?

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 07:55pm

ArmorPierce wrote:Yeah if the penis didn't look like a dick everything would just fine and dandy

The real question is: what would you want it to look like?

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2002-12-30 07:56pm

I call mine a Frank Exchange of Opposing Viewpoints

Malachius · Post by **Malachius** » 2002-12-30 07:56pm

Nobody's taking away our little firemen (except for HemlockGrey's cat )

Now that was just cruel

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-30 07:56pm

someone should make a thread on that

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 07:57pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:I call mine a Frank Exchange of Opposing Viewpoints

Um...yay? You've said that twice now, do you want us to put it in our sigs or something?

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 08:00pm

ArmorPierce: just did.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-30 08:07pm

The ability to pee standing up without making a mess of myself is quite important to me. I'd like you keep my penis thank you very much.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-12-30 08:15pm

Penis for me. Better the evil you know than the one you don't.

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 08:18pm

aerius wrote:The ability to pee standing up without making a mess

Except after ejaculating...then it can get pretty messy.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-12-30 08:37pm

aerius wrote:The ability to pee standing up without making a mess of myself is quite important to me. I'd like you keep my penis thank you very much.

There is a site about how to pee standing up if your a woman.

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 08:39pm

anarchistbunny wrote:
aerius wrote:The ability to pee standing up without making a mess of myself is quite important to me. I'd like you keep my penis thank you very much.
There is a site about how to pee standing up if your a woman.

And you looked it up? *snigger*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-30 10:37pm

I'd say a penis, because with a wedding tackle, it's easy to know when you're infected. Also, the shaftlike design of the schlong allows a man to pee standing up. Not only that, you can use it as a kickstand.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-31 06:36am

OK, now I officially have penis envy.

And you are mistaken on one point: It hurts to get kicked in the fanny as well!
Probably not as much, but unless we ask a post-op, we'll never know.

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