jmac wrote:My dog will still smell you and you still need to get past our trained attack guinea pigs, not to mention my parents and the rest of my family. On top of that you'll need to spend a few hours looking for the pictures so don't even think about it! the things that guys'll do for nude photos, sheesh!
Guinea pigs aint a problem, and the parents and the rest of the family can be...delt with.
And in the incredibly unlikely event that the photos fall into hostile hands, you will be dealt with as well. I know where you live, and I have your phone number too, be afraid, be very afraid...
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
Rob Wilson wrote:We shall find then in the desk drawer, we shall find them in the safe, we shall find them behind the sofa, we shall find the photos whatever the cost. We shall find them in the shoebox, We shall find them at the bottom of the closet, we shall find them in the bank deposit box. We shall never surrender.
The Rally cry of the desperate young male, in search of nudie pics.
*Somewhere in deepest England, a small, fat, ex-Prime Minister is spinning like a turbine in his grave*
OMG Rob that was too much!
Oh what am I gonna have to do now to keep my pictures safe from desperate prying eyes?
And it doesn't help either that my BF is after those same pictures...sheesh!
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
jmac wrote: And in the incredibly unlikely event that the photos fall into hostile hands, you will be dealt with as well. I know where you live, and I have your phone number too,be afraid, be very afraid...
jmac wrote:My dog will still smell you and you still need to get past our trained attack guinea pigs, not to mention my parents and the rest of my family. On top of that you'll need to spend a few hours looking for the pictures so don't even think about it! the things that guys'll do for nude photos, sheesh!
Guinea pigs aint a problem, and the parents and the rest of the family can be...delt with.
And in the incredibly unlikely event that the photos fall into hostile hands, you will be dealt with as well. I know where you live, and I have your phone number too, be afraid, be very afraid...
We'll bring the army with us. They'll blockade your house, turn on floodlights, play loud music, and force you to surrender the photographs!
jmac wrote:And in the incredibly unlikely event that the photos fall into hostile hands, you will be dealt with as well. I know where you live, and I have your phone number too, be afraid, be very afraid...
Well then, I'm alone right now, come over, and then you wont have to bother about anyone going after the photos at your place
Go, tell the Spartans, stranger passing by,
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
Ted, i do have to wonder...why are you so eager to die? I mean you have a cute GF and all and yet you're constantly tempting death. Must be one of those guy things. Hmmmph.
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
jmac wrote:Ted, i do have to wonder...why are you so eager to die? I mean you have a cute GF and all and yet you're constantly tempting death. Must be one of those guy things. Hmmmph.
When you are as depressed as I am, death is a very welcome alternative. Although I already tried it once before, my GF pulled me out.
I don't see how I could be tempting death, I haven't said anything remotely threatening, I've only posted random thoughts on a public message board that could mean bull shit.
Go, tell the Spartans, stranger passing by,
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
My apologies, Sar'ent Major, I don't haunt this thread often!
(drops, knocks out 50).
That's alright, i think having seen my ugly mug was punishment enough. Do you want to send him the PM?
Well, I hope you've sent it by now since I just came back to this thread after a couple weeks....
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around! If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!! Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
jmac wrote: And in the incredibly unlikely event that the photos fall into hostile hands, you will be dealt with as well. I know where you live, and I have your phone number too,be afraid, be very afraid...
Mr. Fibble: your four year old pic looks a lot like a young version of Rowan Atkinson (aka the real Mr. Bean). Compare:
It's not my place in life to make people happy. Don't talk to me unless you're prepared to watch me slaughter cows you hold sacred. Don't talk to me unless you're prepared to have your basic assumptions challenged. If you want bunnies in light, talk to someone else.
jmac wrote:Ted, i do have to wonder...why are you so eager to die? I mean you have a cute GF and all and yet you're constantly tempting death. Must be one of those guy things. Hmmmph.
It's just no guy can pass up an oppurtunity to see a good looking girl naked. We can't help ourselves, especially when we know said attractive woman.
jmac wrote:Ted, i do have to wonder...why are you so eager to die? I mean you have a cute GF and all and yet you're constantly tempting death. Must be one of those guy things. Hmmmph.
It's just no guy can pass up an oppurtunity to see a good looking girl naked. We can't help ourselves, especially when we know said attractive woman.
Let's make a slight correction then, no heterosexual guy can pass up a chance to see a hot naked chick. The worst part for me is I know the photos exist, I've seen them and held them in my hands, but my GF won't let me have them. I can't blame her actually, because who knows where they'll go if I get them out of her house.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
jmac wrote:Ted, i do have to wonder...why are you so eager to die? I mean you have a cute GF and all and yet you're constantly tempting death. Must be one of those guy things. Hmmmph.
It's just no guy can pass up an oppurtunity to see a good looking girl naked. We can't help ourselves, especially when we know said attractive woman.
I can pass that up easily.
Yes. I can, too. *shudder*
Great Dolphin Conspiracy - Chatter box
"Implications: we have been intercepted deliberately by a means unknown, for a purpose unknown, and transferred to a place unknown by a form of intelligence unknown. Apart from the unknown, everything is obvious." ZORAC GALE Force Euro Wimp Human dignity shall be inviolable. To respect and protect it shall be the duty of all state authority.
Sorry to hear that. I have a bit in me too. But, you know what they say. Nobody's perfect.
Well, I am German.
There are worse fates than that...
Austrian, maybe.
Great Dolphin Conspiracy - Chatter box
"Implications: we have been intercepted deliberately by a means unknown, for a purpose unknown, and transferred to a place unknown by a form of intelligence unknown. Apart from the unknown, everything is obvious." ZORAC GALE Force Euro Wimp Human dignity shall be inviolable. To respect and protect it shall be the duty of all state authority.
aerius wrote:Let's make a slight correction then, no heterosexual guy can pass up a chance to see a hot naked chick. The worst part for me is I know the photos exist, I've seen them and held them in my hands, but my GF won't let me have them. I can't blame her actually, because who knows where they'll go if I get them out of her house.
How bout we do this:
You both come to my place, and while here, I take photos of her. naked or in various stages of undress, with you there so that nothin "funny" happens.
I'll get the photos developed, and I'll send you the photos.
It would work perfectly.
Go, tell the Spartans, stranger passing by,
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
