Change the shape of your penis!
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- Arthur_Tuxedo
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Retractable when not in use. Get rid of the balls, sperm can be produced somewhere else. More muscle control of course, more sensitive to touch, and the ability to ejaculate precisely when I want to.
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Oh and ability to shoot plasma
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Add muscles to it like those that electric Eels and Rays use, with their output designed specifically for stimulating the nerves inside a vagina or anus. Guaranteed screaming orgasms for your partner every time.
It would of course be designed so that you can stimulate your own nerves with it, too.
It would of course be designed so that you can stimulate your own nerves with it, too.
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You'd get an electric shock whenever you pissed or jerked off.XaLEv wrote:Add muscles to it like those that electric Eels and Rays use, with their output designed specifically for stimulating the nerves inside a vagina or anus. Guaranteed screaming orgasms for your partner every time.
It would of course be designed so that you can stimulate your own nerves with it, too.
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I like some of the artwork, I just like the thought of 10 minute orgasms.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I take it you like furries.....Vertigo1 wrote:Make it prehensile and add a knot (like a dog's).
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