Which is better to have, a penis or a vagina.

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Which one?

Penis
18
95%
Vagina
1
5%
 
Total votes: 19

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Post by Ted »

innerbrat wrote:OK, now I officially have penis envy.

And you are mistaken on one point: It hurts to get kicked in the fanny as well!
Probably not as much, but unless we ask a post-op, we'll never know.
I thought you already had penis envy :wink:

It probably does, however, you don't have the effect of having your fanny crushed between your body and the boot.
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Post by XaLEv »

I sometimes wish I had multiple bodies, a bit like the Tines from A Fire Upon the Deep, with some of them female. Damn, that would make masturbation interesting.
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Post by Alex Moon »

XaLEv wrote:I sometimes wish I had multiple bodies, a bit like the Tines from A Fire Upon the Deep, with some of them female. Damn, that would make masturbation interesting.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Didn't someone find mutated fish with sex organs from both species? And there were fish with multiple sex organs? That would be wierd, having two schlongs and a vagina on your back.
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Post by Straha »

innerbrat wrote:OK, now I officially have penis envy.

And you are mistaken on one point: It hurts to get kicked in the fanny as well!
Probably not as much, but unless we ask a post-op, we'll never know.
Look on the bright side, it would probably take you a couple weeks to learn how to walk with that thing down there.

Now a Penis that Could turn into a Vagina, and vice versa. That would be SWEET!
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