What are your personal brain bugs?

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

Post Reply
OmegaGuy
Retarded Spambot
Posts: 1076
Joined: 2005-12-02 09:23pm

What are your personal brain bugs?

Post by OmegaGuy »

Personal misconceptions you have about science and other things that you know are wrong, but can't seem to shake off.

For me, one of them is that whenever I think of antimatter, I automatically think of some kind of glowing, translucent blue material, even though I know that realistically, antimatter wouldn't necessarily look any different from normal matter.

I'm guessing this is from watching so much Star Trek where the warp core which contained antimatter was blue and glowing.
Image
User avatar
18-Till-I-Die
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 7271
Joined: 2004-02-22 05:07am
Location: In your base, killing your d00ds...obviously

Post by 18-Till-I-Die »

Whenever i think of neutronium, i imagine it as a liquidy silver material, like what the T1000 was made of in T2. I dont really know why, to be honest.

Also when i think of Antimatter my mind's eye sees it as this rock of craggy, jagged black stuff with glowing red 'cracks' like cooling magma. And again, I dont know why.
Kanye West Saves.

Image
Pelranius
Sith Marauder
Posts: 3539
Joined: 2006-10-24 11:35am
Location: Around and about the Beltway

Post by Pelranius »

I've somehow convinced myself that the temperature must reach 0 Fahrenheit before snow can gather on the ground, though I have recently just lived through a week in Maine that should have refuted that little brainbug.
Turns out that a five way cross over between It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the Ali G Show, Fargo, Idiocracy and Veep is a lot less funny when you're actually living in it.
User avatar
Shroom Man 777
FUCKING DICK-STABBER!
Posts: 21222
Joined: 2003-05-11 08:39am
Location: Bleeding breasts and stabbing dicks since 2003
Contact:

Re: What are your personal brain bugs?

Post by Shroom Man 777 »

OmegaGuy wrote:I'm guessing this is from watching so much Star Trek where the warp core which contained antimatter was blue and glowing.
That warp core contains antimatter mixing with normal matter to produce energy, so the bluish glow could be attributed to them annihilating each other and making energy. :P
Image "DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)
shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people :D - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
User avatar
Ghost Rider
Spirit of Vengeance
Posts: 27779
Joined: 2002-09-24 01:48pm
Location: DC...looking up from the gutters to the stars

Post by Ghost Rider »

Moving to OT, because the topic is more about "Misconceptions I held.".
MM /CF/WG/BOTM/JL/Original Warsie/ACPATHNTDWATGODW FOREVER!!

Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all

Saying and doing are chocolate and concrete
Adrian Laguna
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4736
Joined: 2005-05-18 01:31am

Post by Adrian Laguna »

Not a misconception, but every time I think of "Chicago" I automatically also think of "Chicaka" and thus Ace Ventura 2.
User avatar
Flagg
CUNTS FOR EYES!
Posts: 12797
Joined: 2005-06-09 09:56pm
Location: Hell. In The Room Right Next to Reagan. He's Fucking Bonzo. No, wait... Bonzo's fucking HIM.

Post by Flagg »

I don't know if it's a brainbug or not, but I just can't get my head around the whole 'space is curved' thing.
We pissing our pants yet?
-Negan

You got your shittin' pants on? Because you’re about to
Shit. Your. Pants!
-Negan

He who can,
does; he who cannot, teaches.
-George Bernard Shaw
User avatar
tim31
Sith Devotee
Posts: 3388
Joined: 2006-10-18 03:32am
Location: Tasmania, Australia

Post by tim31 »

^regarding the above, I think of curved space as being like a donut :D For the purposes of this thread, why not?
lol, opsec doesn't apply to fanfiction. -Aaron

PRFYNAFBTFC
CAPTAIN OF MFS SAMMY HAGAR
ImageImage
User avatar
loomer
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4260
Joined: 2005-11-20 07:57am

Post by loomer »

Antimatter is pure, darkest black to my mind. No idea why. I think when I was younger I got it confused with dark matter.
"Doctors keep their scalpels and other instruments handy, for emergencies. Keep your philosophy ready too—ready to understand heaven and earth. In everything you do, even the smallest thing, remember the chain that links them. Nothing earthly succeeds by ignoring heaven, nothing heavenly by ignoring the earth." M.A.A.A
User avatar
Setzer
Requiescat in Pace
Posts: 3138
Joined: 2002-08-30 11:45am

Post by Setzer »

I imagine antimatter as black because of SMAC.
Image
User avatar
NomAnor15
Padawan Learner
Posts: 383
Joined: 2006-12-11 09:12pm
Location: In the land of cheese, brats, and beer.

Post by NomAnor15 »

Whenever I hear the term "quantum leap", I imagine it as being very small.
"I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish." - Homer Simpson
Image
Huh. That's less than 10 condoms per person. Though, assuming an even split between gender, that's almost 20 condoms per penis, so I certainly hope that would suffice for the three weeks they're there. -Alferd Packer

This sentence is false.
User avatar
Mr. Sinister
Padawan Learner
Posts: 227
Joined: 2003-05-08 07:21pm

Post by Mr. Sinister »

When I think of gamma rays, I think of them as green.
User avatar
J_Cayman
Redshirt
Posts: 45
Joined: 2004-10-26 07:01am
Location: /home/

Post by J_Cayman »

tim31 wrote:^regarding the above, I think of curved space as being like a donut :D For the purposes of this thread, why not?
I also do this. I think it was a diagram in a text book that lead to it for me.
Adrian Laguna
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4736
Joined: 2005-05-18 01:31am

Post by Adrian Laguna »

NomAnor15 wrote:Whenever I hear the term "quantum leap", I imagine it as being very small.
That's not so much a brain bug as using the term correctly in defiance of common usage.
User avatar
RogueIce
_______
Posts: 13387
Joined: 2003-01-05 01:36am
Location: Tampa Bay, Florida, USA
Contact:

Post by RogueIce »

NomAnor15 wrote:Whenever I hear the term "quantum leap", I imagine it as being very small.
Whenever I hear the term "quantum leap" I think of Dean Stockwell and Scott Bakula.

And for whatever reason, I always imagine lasers as being like they are in Star Wars, GI Joe, or any of a million other such examples. This is despite having owned a laser pointer and knowing better, the little visible bolts of energy is always what pops into my mind whenever I hear talk of laser weaponry.

EDIT: Typos and such eliminated.
Image
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)

"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
User avatar
Surlethe
HATES GRADING
Posts: 12267
Joined: 2004-12-29 03:41pm

Post by Surlethe »

Flagg wrote:I don't know if it's a brainbug or not, but I just can't get my head around the whole 'space is curved' thing.
I tend to envision it as stretching more than curving, per se. For example, imagine the "bowling ball on a rubber sheet" example. Now imagine it's been permanently deformed by the bowling ball -- if you flatten it out again, it might be flat, but it's still stretched out, kind of like a used condom that someone might want to flatten back into its original shape.
A Government founded upon justice, and recognizing the equal rights of all men; claiming higher authority for existence, or sanction for its laws, that nature, reason, and the regularly ascertained will of the people; steadily refusing to put its sword and purse in the service of any religious creed or family is a standing offense to most of the Governments of the world, and to some narrow and bigoted people among ourselves.
F. Douglass
Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba
Sith Devotee
Posts: 3317
Joined: 2004-10-15 08:57pm
Location: Regina Nihilists' Guild Party Headquarters

Post by Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba »

This is the first time I've heard the universe compared to a used condom.

Congratulations, Surlethe, you just ruined astronomy and physics for me.
User avatar
kheegster
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 2397
Joined: 2002-09-14 02:29am
Location: An oasis in the wastelands of NJ

Post by kheegster »

I just discovered a brainbug that has wasted me countless hours of programming time: I always thought that Fortran can't evaluate x^y if y is a real number, i.e. x^2 is fine, but not x^3.65.

So all this while I've written x^y as exp(y*logx) in my code, which is an absolute bitch when I need to exponentiate complicated explressions.
Articles, opinions and rants from an astrophysicist: Cosmic Journeys
User avatar
HSRTG
Jedi Knight
Posts: 651
Joined: 2005-04-12 10:01pm
Location: Meh

Post by HSRTG »

I mixed up the amount of seconds in a minute and cents in a dollar once. It led to me trying to add up several 60's in an attempt to find how many cents were in $5. Naturally, I thought there were 100 seconds in a minute.

@Uber-Amoeba: HA-ha.
Kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all, a god. - Anonymous
User avatar
Lisa
Jedi Knight
Posts: 790
Joined: 2006-07-14 11:59am
Location: Trenton
Contact:

Post by Lisa »

Antimatter is black to me too.
May you live in interesting times.
Post Reply