Great! *Runs off to get chips and soda while it loads*
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nice - and sigged the captain
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Wayne, you like toilet humor too much.
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"may I suggest audio only?"
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I am feeling much love for Cpt. Anderson.
And when I say "love," I of course mean "hate."
When do we see some Anderson pwnage?
And when I say "love," I of course mean "hate."
When do we see some Anderson pwnage?
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SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."
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His utter stupidity and refusal to acknowledge reality isn't enough?Wyrm wrote:When do we see some Anderson pwnage?
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I have to agree with Servo. He achieves jack and shit against the ISD and female captain whatshername, when confronted with the certainty that he will be destroyed if continuing to engage alone, goes 'I fail to see the downside to that'. Apparently even his Starfleet colleagues consider him and complete and utter moron (as established in Pt 2, already).
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'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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And insists that inspite of utter lack of external damage, there is probably lots of internal. Like how in hell can you damage the inside of a ship from the outside without ALSO damaging the outside? Don't the weapons need to...oh...I don't know...maybe...PUNCH HOLES IN THE ARMOR to get to the inside? Oh wait. I'm talking about someone in Trek where the FIRST thing on a starship to get damaged is the "bridge consoles of doom (tm)"Batman wrote:He achieves jack and shit against the ISD
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Ok, that was hilarious and worth the wait. May I respectfully request that you turn up the volume a bit on the mechanical parts though? Took me a couple of plays to hear everything.
"May I respectfully suggest you use audio only sir?"
*Mouth falls open*
"May I respectfully suggest you use audio only sir?"
*Mouth falls open*
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No, the Great Utog demands blood. Cpt. Anderson's blood!Darth Servo wrote:His utter stupidity and refusal to acknowledge reality isn't enough?Wyrm wrote:When do we see some Anderson pwnage?
Darth Wong on Strollers vs. Assholes: "There were days when I wished that my stroller had weapons on it."
wilfulton on Bible genetics: "If two screaming lunatics copulate in front of another screaming lunatic, the result will be yet another screaming lunatic. "
SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."
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wilfulton on Bible genetics: "If two screaming lunatics copulate in front of another screaming lunatic, the result will be yet another screaming lunatic. "
SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."
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Pretty cool, although the synthesized voices for most of the Imperial crew were a bit annoying. If you want someone to play a bit part or two in the next instalments I'd be happy to record a few lines.
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"These deadly rays will be your death!"
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Ah. There's a low grumbling from his stomach, which makes him head for the bathroom. In the beginning, the Captain is having a conversation with the CMC at the front of the bridge (Yes, you weren't supposed to hear it clearly!) where the Captain says it feels like he's trying to hold back a nova with his cheeks!Bounty wrote:Right before the captain leaves there's a shot of his stomach, which looked...odd when I first saw it.
Part 4!Wyrm wrote:When do we see some Anderson pwnage?
When Andiana agreed to do his voice!NomAnor15 wrote:Oh man, I just watched all three in a row. Hi-fuckin'-larious . Question though, when did Captain Anderson become Capt. Sparrow?
No thanks. I wasted too much time already waiting for a multitude of people to turn in voices.Drooling Iguana wrote:Pretty cool, although the synthesized voices for most of the Imperial crew were a bit annoying. If you want someone to play a bit part or two in the next instalments I'd be happy to record a few lines.
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It's the software.
Now, the question is: Turbolaser or Ion Cannon? Turbolaser would be breifly satisfying, but an Ion Cannon makes for more fun with Anderson denying reality, and probably (in character motive) makes a better impression on the other feddies.
Now, the question is: Turbolaser or Ion Cannon? Turbolaser would be breifly satisfying, but an Ion Cannon makes for more fun with Anderson denying reality, and probably (in character motive) makes a better impression on the other feddies.
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You mean something like this?NecronLord wrote:It's the software.
Now, the question is: Turbolaser or Ion Cannon? Turbolaser would be breifly satisfying, but an Ion Cannon makes for more fun with Anderson denying reality, and probably (in character motive) makes a better impression on the other feddies.
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The guy in white that was trying to get the captian's attention. When he was talking to the captain, he swayed on his feet quite a lot. The captain did quite a bit as well while they were talking.Lord Poe wrote:On the Star Destroyer? What scenes?EnterpriseSovereign wrote:I noticed that the character movements on the ISD were very exaggerated, they seemes to be waving their arms a lot for some reason.
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Let's see. Part 1 is just over three minutes.
Part 2: seven minutes.
Part 3: twelve minutes.
Wayne, by the time you're done, you just might have a full hour long episode. Call Paramount
Part 2: seven minutes.
Part 3: twelve minutes.
Wayne, by the time you're done, you just might have a full hour long episode. Call Paramount
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"Watching Sarli argue with Vympel, Stas, Schatten and the others is as bizarre as the idea of the 40-year-old Virgin telling Hugh Hefner that Hef knows nothing about pussy, and that he is the expert."--Elfdart
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"Watching Sarli argue with Vympel, Stas, Schatten and the others is as bizarre as the idea of the 40-year-old Virgin telling Hugh Hefner that Hef knows nothing about pussy, and that he is the expert."--Elfdart
Christ.... I've already rewritten the script three times to get it shorter, too!Darth Servo wrote:Let's see. Part 1 is just over three minutes.
Part 2: seven minutes.
Part 3: twelve minutes.
Wayne, by the time you're done, you just might have a full hour long episode. Call Paramount
But I still have 6 parts total.
I guess I can have the Star Destroyer just power up and fly by the Trek ships, decimating them in the engine wash. That'll take 20 seconds!
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Well, those time lengths include the credits so its not as long as it seems.Lord Poe wrote:Christ.... I've already rewritten the script three times to get it shorter, too!
But I still have 6 parts total.
I guess I can have the Star Destroyer just power up and fly by the Trek ships, decimating them in the engine wash. That'll take 20 seconds!
Which part do we find out exactly why the ISD blew up the Compliance? I mean, right now they don't really care about this primitive ship taking pot-shots at them.
"everytime a person is born the Earth weighs just a little more."--DMJ on StarTrek.com
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"Watching Sarli argue with Vympel, Stas, Schatten and the others is as bizarre as the idea of the 40-year-old Virgin telling Hugh Hefner that Hef knows nothing about pussy, and that he is the expert."--Elfdart
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"Watching Sarli argue with Vympel, Stas, Schatten and the others is as bizarre as the idea of the 40-year-old Virgin telling Hugh Hefner that Hef knows nothing about pussy, and that he is the expert."--Elfdart
I watched all three of your episodes and loved them. When you put out the next installation I'll be sure to watch it.
Erm...if I may, I did notice the stormtroopers waving their blasters about in a couple of those scenes, that is horrible muzzle discipline!
Erm...if I may, I did notice the stormtroopers waving their blasters about in a couple of those scenes, that is horrible muzzle discipline!
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We find that out in part 5. Believe me, if I could end the series with part 4, I would at this point! But right now, it won't end until part 6.Darth Servo wrote:Which part do we find out exactly why the ISD blew up the Compliance? I mean, right now they don't really care about this primitive ship taking pot-shots at them.
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Was the poop scene reeeeeally necssiary?
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