Last Bastion 3 Teaser!

Mange · Post by **Mange** » 2007-01-13 02:21pm

Lord Poe wrote:Aaaaaaaaaand, here it be!

"The Last Bastion" part 3

Great! *Runs off to get chips and soda while it loads*

Raesene · Post by **Raesene** » 2007-01-13 02:57pm

nice - and sigged the captain

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-01-13 03:25pm

Wayne, you like toilet humor too much.

"may I suggest audio only?"

fusion · Post by **fusion** » 2007-01-13 03:48pm

Luckly the transmitions got "bad"

(no more toliet)
Too bad he is captain impassive.

Wyrm · Post by **Wyrm** » 2007-01-13 04:29pm

I am feeling much love for Cpt. Anderson.

And when I say "love," I of course mean "hate."

When do we see some Anderson pwnage?

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-01-13 04:37pm

Wyrm wrote:When do we see some Anderson pwnage?

His utter stupidity and refusal to acknowledge reality isn't enough?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2007-01-13 05:20pm

I have to agree with Servo. He achieves jack and shit against the ISD and female captain whatshername, when confronted with the certainty that he will be destroyed if continuing to engage alone, goes 'I fail to see the downside to that'. Apparently even his Starfleet colleagues consider him and complete and utter moron (as established in Pt 2, already).

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-01-13 05:27pm

Batman wrote:He achieves jack and shit against the ISD

And insists that inspite of utter lack of external damage, there is probably lots of internal. Like how in hell can you damage the inside of a ship from the outside without ALSO damaging the outside? Don't the weapons need to...oh...I don't know...maybe...PUNCH HOLES IN THE ARMOR to get to the inside? Oh wait. I'm talking about someone in Trek where the FIRST thing on a starship to get damaged is the "bridge consoles of doom (tm)"

HSRTG · Post by **HSRTG** » 2007-01-13 10:19pm

Ok, that was hilarious and worth the wait. May I respectfully request that you turn up the volume a bit on the mechanical parts though? Took me a couple of plays to hear everything.

"May I respectfully suggest you use audio only sir?"

*Mouth falls open*

NomAnor15 · Post by **NomAnor15** » 2007-01-14 12:11am

Oh man, I just watched all three in a row. Hi-fuckin'-larious

. Question though, when did Captain Anderson become Capt. Sparrow?

Wyrm · Post by **Wyrm** » 2007-01-14 12:31am

Darth Servo wrote:
Wyrm wrote:When do we see some Anderson pwnage?
His utter stupidity and refusal to acknowledge reality isn't enough?

No, the Great Utog demands blood. Cpt. Anderson's blood!

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2007-01-14 01:19am

Pretty cool, although the synthesized voices for most of the Imperial crew were a bit annoying. If you want someone to play a bit part or two in the next instalments I'd be happy to record a few lines.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-01-14 01:35am

Bounty wrote:Right before the captain leaves there's a shot of his stomach, which looked...odd when I first saw it.

Ah. There's a low grumbling from his stomach, which makes him head for the bathroom. In the beginning, the Captain is having a conversation with the CMC at the front of the bridge (Yes, you weren't supposed to hear it clearly!) where the Captain says it feels like he's trying to hold back a nova with his cheeks!

Wyrm wrote:When do we see some Anderson pwnage?

Part 4!

NomAnor15 wrote:Oh man, I just watched all three in a row. Hi-fuckin'-larious . Question though, when did Captain Anderson become Capt. Sparrow?

When Andiana agreed to do his voice!

Drooling Iguana wrote:Pretty cool, although the synthesized voices for most of the Imperial crew were a bit annoying. If you want someone to play a bit part or two in the next instalments I'd be happy to record a few lines.

No thanks. I wasted too much time already waiting for a multitude of people to turn in voices.

EnterpriseSovereign · Post by **EnterpriseSovereign** » 2007-01-14 08:15am

I noticed that the character movements on the ISD were very exaggerated, they seemes to be waving their arms a lot for some reason.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2007-01-14 11:32am

It's the software.

Now, the question is: Turbolaser or Ion Cannon? Turbolaser would be breifly satisfying, but an Ion Cannon makes for more fun with Anderson denying reality, and probably (in character motive) makes a better impression on the other feddies.

EnterpriseSovereign · Post by **EnterpriseSovereign** » 2007-01-14 11:38am

NecronLord wrote:It's the software.

Now, the question is: Turbolaser or Ion Cannon? Turbolaser would be breifly satisfying, but an Ion Cannon makes for more fun with Anderson denying reality, and probably (in character motive) makes a better impression on the other feddies.

You mean something like this?

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-01-14 03:24pm

EnterpriseSovereign wrote:I noticed that the character movements on the ISD were very exaggerated, they seemes to be waving their arms a lot for some reason.

On the Star Destroyer? What scenes?

Fingolfin_Noldor · Post by **Fingolfin_Noldor** » 2007-01-14 04:14pm

That was hilarious! Good Job!

Quick I want to see Fed ships blowing up! Could we at least have a sequence with the Heavy Turbo turrets punching a hole through the saucer (not the engineering. we don't want it to blow up)?

EnterpriseSovereign · Post by **EnterpriseSovereign** » 2007-01-14 04:24pm

Lord Poe wrote:
EnterpriseSovereign wrote:I noticed that the character movements on the ISD were very exaggerated, they seemes to be waving their arms a lot for some reason.
On the Star Destroyer? What scenes?

The guy in white that was trying to get the captian's attention. When he was talking to the captain, he swayed on his feet quite a lot. The captain did quite a bit as well while they were talking.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-01-14 09:36pm

Let's see. Part 1 is just over three minutes.
Part 2: seven minutes.
Part 3: twelve minutes.

Wayne, by the time you're done, you just might have a full hour long episode. Call Paramount

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-01-15 09:36pm

Darth Servo wrote:Let's see. Part 1 is just over three minutes.
Part 2: seven minutes.
Part 3: twelve minutes.

Wayne, by the time you're done, you just might have a full hour long episode. Call Paramount

Christ.... I've already rewritten the script three times to get it shorter, too!
But I still have 6 parts total.

I guess I can have the Star Destroyer just power up and fly by the Trek ships, decimating them in the engine wash. That'll take 20 seconds!

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-01-15 09:57pm

Lord Poe wrote:Christ.... I've already rewritten the script three times to get it shorter, too!
But I still have 6 parts total.

I guess I can have the Star Destroyer just power up and fly by the Trek ships, decimating them in the engine wash. That'll take 20 seconds!

Well, those time lengths include the credits so its not as long as it seems.

Which part do we find out exactly why the ISD blew up the Compliance? I mean, right now they don't really care about this primitive ship taking pot-shots at them.

wilfulton · Post by **wilfulton** » 2007-01-16 12:47am

I watched all three of your episodes and loved them. When you put out the next installation I'll be sure to watch it.

Erm...if I may, I did notice the stormtroopers waving their blasters about in a couple of those scenes, that is horrible muzzle discipline!

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-01-16 01:51am

Darth Servo wrote:Which part do we find out exactly why the ISD blew up the Compliance? I mean, right now they don't really care about this primitive ship taking pot-shots at them.

We find that out in part 5. Believe me, if I could end the series with part 4, I would at this point! But right now, it won't end until part 6.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2007-01-16 04:55am

Was the poop scene reeeeeally necssiary?