For some reason I read the title of this thread as "Yoda leads children to Satan".
Then I realised that it was just people saying that doing exercise would doom their kids to hell. Well, it would certainly keep them out of heaven longer.
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Glad I wasn't the only one who did that!Lusankya wrote:For some reason I read the title of this thread as "Yoda leads children to Satan".
Then I realised that it was just people saying that doing exercise would doom their kids to hell. Well, it would certainly keep them out of heaven longer.[/quoted]
I wonder if these are also the people who complain about how america's kids are the fatest in the world...
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Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.
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I've read whole Christian essays about how someone practicing Qigong or related exercises was possessed by demons and (suprise) the Church faith-healed him. The same goes with Taichi. Nothing new, same bullshit.
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The priests prefer wrestling. Although really, fit kids full of self-esteem are probably the last thing they want.Darth Wong wrote:
There was some similar bullshit a while ago involving karate. A school tried teaching kids martial arts for fitness and self-esteem. Great idea IMO. And then a bunch of Christofascists claimed that they were exposing the children to "eastern spirituality" and that this was a violation of the separation of church and state.
