Anyone read this before?
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Anyone read this before?
Jason B. Romano
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Meh. Entertaining, but as Schatten says tis' bullshit.
Conversion Table:
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
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The EU, and, indeed, the film novelizations utterly invalidate virtually every precept of the piece, from Chewbacca's supposed rank on Kashyyyk to R2-D2's activites between the two trilogies. It is an interesting bit of speculation, but nothing more; even without reams of directly contradictory canonical evidence, the conspiracy theory-esque interconnectedness of the whole thing is enough to cast it into doubt.
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Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
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I loved this bit, made me laugh, because me using a USB flash drive to hold my essays actually means that the USB flash drive is the author of those essays and did all the research for them, I'm just there to carry it about.What can readily be deduced is that their first recruit, who soon became their top field agent, was R2-D2.... As Star Wars opens, R2 is rushing the Death Star plans to the Rebellion. R2, not Leia. The plans are always in R2
Get busy living or get busy dying... unless there’s cake.
She puts a disk in R2. The implication in the movie is that the disk contains the death star plans, but this essay is arguing that the disc had something else on it, like perhaps leia's recording.
Why does he keep looking at you in the same way a starving man looks at a packet of peanuts?
It's because he can't wait to get the wrapper off and taste the salty goodness! --Kryten, Red Dwarf
Understanding is a very loaded word. --Dr. Paul
It's because he can't wait to get the wrapper off and taste the salty goodness! --Kryten, Red Dwarf
Understanding is a very loaded word. --Dr. Paul
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Too bad the recording of the message includes inserting the disk then doesn't it! If the message was on the disk then it couldn't contain an image of her inserting it. Also when they go to extract the plan rather than just having R2 eject the disk they just plug him into the computer. This indicated that R2 did indeed have the memory capacity to store the entire Death Star plans inside himself. What he did with the disk after reading itis unknown but it appears to be gone when Luke is cleaning him. Perhaps after renering the disk unreadable R2 left in the Jawa's scrap pile. Its safe to say, that a droid able to store the data of all the space hazards in an entire galaxy, or at least 10 routes, should have plenty of space to store the Death Star Plans.AK_Jedi wrote:She puts a disk in R2. The implication in the movie is that the disk contains the death star plans, but this essay is arguing that the disc had something else on it, like perhaps leia's recording.
The script indicates that the plans were indeed on that disk.
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That was disapointing ..Should we show this Federation how to build a ship so we may have worthy foes? Typhonis 1
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When you want peace prepare for war! --Confusious
That was disapointing ..Should we show this Federation how to build a ship so we may have worthy foes? Typhonis 1
The Prince of The Writer's Guild|HAB Spacewolf Tank General| God Bless America!