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Lord Poe wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:Let's see. Part 1 is just over three minutes.
Part 2: seven minutes.
Part 3: twelve minutes.

Wayne, by the time you're done, you just might have a full hour long episode. Call Paramount :!:
Christ.... I've already rewritten the script three times to get it shorter, too!
But I still have 6 parts total. :(

I guess I can have the Star Destroyer just power up and fly by the Trek ships, decimating them in the engine wash. That'll take 20 seconds! :twisted:
Yeah, but where's the fun in that? :lol:
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Crossroads Inc. wrote:Was the poop scene reeeeeally necssiary? :P :shock:
Abso-fraggin-lutely. An ISD captain can be taking a dump while the best class of ship in the Federation is pouring all its firepower onto the thing and not have anything to worry about.
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Any chance there is going to be a larger engagement than 3 ships ?

If you really want to show the Federations "finest"

Prometheus
Defiant
Armoured Voyager

The above ships have all been shown off as being powerful so having them getting wasted would be ideal.

It would also be extremely ironic if a fleet battle was to occur in Wolf 359 on the way to Earth. :twisted:

I like these movies though. Very nice.
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PREDATOR490 wrote:Any chance there is going to be a larger engagement than 3 ships ?

If you really want to show the Federations "finest"

Prometheus
Defiant
Armoured Voyager

The above ships have all been shown off as being powerful so having them getting wasted would be ideal.

It would also be extremely ironic if a fleet battle was to occur in Wolf 359 on the way to Earth. :twisted:

I like these movies though. Very nice.
Most likely no because he said in the beginning he would like to keep it small.

Hey Lord Poe, when are the ships going to run out of trops because there seems to been over a thousand trops have been fire.
It would be funny if they run out of fuel firing the phasers at the destroyer!
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Darth Servo wrote:
Crossroads Inc. wrote:Was the poop scene reeeeeally necssiary? :P :shock:
Abso-fraggin-lutely. An ISD captain can be taking a dump while the best class of ship in the Federation is pouring all its firepower onto the thing and not have anything to worry about.
Of course, some trektard would say he was shitting himself out of fear
:D Sure, it may be the best ship, but has the worst captain in the fleet, maybe in the quadrant :lol:
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Crossroads Inc. wrote:Was the poop scene reeeeeally necssiary? :P :shock:
Sure. Phil wrote it as just audio only, but I decided the hologram scene would be funnier.
PREDATOR490 wrote:Any chance there is going to be a larger engagement than 3 ships ?
Nope!
fusion wrote:Hey Lord Poe, when are the ships going to run out of trops because there seems to been over a thousand trops have been fire.
Between them, they should have a few torps left. I guess they could "replicate" more if needed. (Silly Voyager reference).
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fusion wrote:Hey Lord Poe, when are the ships going to run out of trops because there seems to been over a thousand trops have been fire.
It would be funny if they run out of fuel firing the phasers at the destroyer!
What the hell is a trop?
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EnterpriseSovereign wrote: :D Sure, it may be the best ship, but has the worst captain in the fleet, maybe in the quadrant :lol:
The universe.

Let me guess, this is like all those canon instances where the Trek ship COULD have used far more powerful phasers, PTs and QTs but the captain (for some some unexplicable reason) ordered low yield.
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Darth Servo wrote:What the hell is a trop?
Torpedo. Quantum or photon flavor.
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Wyrm wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:What the hell is a trop?
Torpedo. Quantum or photon flavor.
No, thats a "torp".
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Darth Servo wrote:
Wyrm wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:What the hell is a trop?
Torpedo. Quantum or photon flavor.
No, thats a "torp".
And "trop" is "torp" with a dyslexic finger. :)
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Darth Servo wrote:
EnterpriseSovereign wrote: :D Sure, it may be the best ship, but has the worst captain in the fleet, maybe in the quadrant :lol:
The universe.

Let me guess, this is like all those canon instances where the Trek ship COULD have used far more powerful phasers, PTs and QTs but the captain (for some some unexplicable reason) ordered low yield.
With that captain, I wouldn't be surprised. He makes Archer look like a genius in comparison. Put it this way, any captain worth his salt wouldn't go in with guns blazing at an unknown ship, and he sure as hell wouldn't keep attacking when he realises he's not doing any damage.
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EnterpriseSovereign wrote:With that captain, I wouldn't be surprised. He makes Archer look like a genius in comparison. Put it this way, any captain worth his salt wouldn't go in with guns blazing at an unknown ship, and he sure as hell wouldn't keep attacking when he realises he's not doing any damage.
But Captain Anderson DOESN'T realize he's not doing any damage.
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Darth Servo wrote: But Captain Anderson DOESN'T realize he's not doing any damage.
He's not doing any APPARENT damage. He might be doing lots of internal damage you just can't see, cant' detect with sensors, or are for any other reasons unaware of! :P :P
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The "We have not done any apparent damage" scene was hilarious.
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Darth Servo wrote:The universe.
That's impossible. He's firing pointlessly at a hopelessly superior ship while thinking he's doing damage.

The Borg Queen couldn't even destroy Cochrane's rattletrap with the Sovereign class U.S.S. Enterprise. That's real incompetence. Not this pussy shit from Mr. Anderson.
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HSRTG wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:The universe.
That's impossible. He's firing pointlessly at a hopelessly superior ship while thinking he's doing damage.
The Borg Queen couldn't even destroy Cochrane's rattletrap with the Sovereign class U.S.S. Enterprise. That's real incompetence. Not this pussy shit from Mr. Anderson.
Somebody hasn't seen First Contact. None of the Big E's torpedoes ever HIT Cochrane's rattletrap (presumably due to Data messing with the targeting).
ALL of Anderson's torps hit, they just didn't DO anything (as it should be).
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Darth Servo wrote:
fusion wrote:Hey Lord Poe, when are the ships going to run out of trops because there seems to been over a thousand trops have been fire.
It would be funny if they run out of fuel firing the phasers at the destroyer!
What the hell is a trop?
sorry it was supposed to be torp short for torpedo
me and my english :)
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Batman wrote:Somebody hasn't seen First Contact. None of the Big E's torpedoes ever HIT Cochrane's rattletrap (presumably due to Data messing with the targeting).
ALL of Anderson's torps hit, they just didn't DO anything (as it should be).
The Enterprise never fired on Cochrane's ship, even when it was under the command of the Borg. The Guardian is at least firing (though it isn't doing any good). I equate managing to fire your guns with some kind of competence.
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HSRTG wrote:
Batman wrote:Somebody hasn't seen First Contact. None of the Big E's torpedoes ever HIT Cochrane's rattletrap (presumably due to Data messing with the targeting).
ALL of Anderson's torps hit, they just didn't DO anything (as it should be).
The Enterprise never fired on Cochrane's ship, even when it was under the command of the Borg.
Yes she did. Again, you apparently didn't see First Contact.
Where, pray tell, ELSE did those torpedoes come from?
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HSRTG, the E-E did fire at the Phoenix. Four quantum torps to be precise.

Anyway, back to The Last Bastion...

Is captain Anderson ever going to rip off that rag so everyone can see his bald patch? And how much cunnilingus did that tard have to give Janeway to get so favored by her?
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Where, pray tell, ELSE did those torpedoes come from?
After securing a clip from FC, I have come to the conclusion that I am full of shit. Thanks for correcting me.
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HSRTG wrote:Thanks for correcting me.
No thanks required. Its all part of the job around here.
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Batman wrote:He's not doing any APPARENT damage. He might be doing lots of internal damage you just can't see, cant' detect with sensors, or are for any other reasons unaware of! :P :P
Savvy?
Darth Servo wrote:Anyway, back to The Last Bastion...

Is captain Anderson ever going to rip off that rag so everyone can see his bald patch?
Dude...

I going out tomorrow and buy spyware protection. How is it you know upcoming plans for this flck?
And how much cunnilingus did that tard have to give Janeway to get so favored by her?
Thanfully, that scene was never filmed. I don't own DOOM 3 to film the dank, drippy cavern Anderson would have to crawl into.

Anyway, here's a fun fact. In part 3, a gay wedding takes place on the bridge!

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This is the "wedding" animation in "The Movies". :twisted:
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LMAO! That's gotta be the ultimate insult- while Anderson 'punches himself out' with his ship and a gay wedding takes place on the ISD :lol:
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