Make with the poking

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Tasoth
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Make with the poking

Post by Tasoth »

Hola! Finally have a handle for here after lurking for months. go me! :D

*braces for the pounder poke, poke tank and any other heavy poke artillery*
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Re: Make with the poking

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*POKE*
Go, tell the Spartans, stranger passing by,
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Post by God Emperor »

No, I won't give you that pleasure. Hello, may many post come your way.
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The ATJ says hello.

The ATJ also says... behave.
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Super California Poke
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

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In A.D. 2101
Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: How are you gentlemen !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: All your Poke are belong to us
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: You are on the way to destruction
N00b: What you say !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: You have no chance to survive make your time
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HA HA HA HA ....
N00b: Take off every 'Zig'
N00b: You know what you doing
N00b: Move 'Zig'
N00b: For great justice
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Post by Sea Skimmer »

Newbie in grid six seven three zero niner. Target locked, set fuse to airburst. Firing Mk.50 ATOMIC POKE SHELL

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*POKE* :P
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poke
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Re: Make with the poking

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Tasoth wrote:Hola! Finally have a handle for here after lurking for months. go me! :D

*braces for the pounder poke, poke tank and any other heavy poke artillery*
Very well. Thanks for volunteering to take part in our newest round of military testing. Now behold what inflated defense budgets can do!

PROGRESSIVE POKE!

POKE!
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Tasoth wrote:Hola! Finally have a handle for here after lurking for months. go me! :D

*braces for the pounder poke, poke tank and any other heavy poke artillery*
I don't poke. That's a SpaceBattles thing.


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Post by Cal Wright »

Is...is...is...is it safe?

Yeah, I think it is. Ah hell, go ahead.

*poke*

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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

I don't poke. I kick.

*kick*
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There's been a nice influx of new members recently.
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Post by Malachius »

Hullo there. Don't mind the poking, have strength! Us newbies gotta stick together! (Until I lose this damned newbiew tag, then you're on your own) WE NEWBIES HAVE RIGHTS TOO!!!
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Post by Andrew J. »

This hand of mine glows with an awesome power. Its burning grip tells me to humiliate you. POKING FINGER!
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Post by Malachius »

My newbie title has been shed! I have sold my soul to SD.net. So.....

POKE!
"Yeah, we're real scared of elves! I hope they don't prance around with honey dew and frolick amongst the gumdrop trees."
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Post by Ted »

You've only got a measly 51, you gotta get to Padawan Learner before you can poke n00bs.
Go, tell the Spartans, stranger passing by,
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
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Post by Malachius »

I know, but I've been poked by younglings too! I wants me vengeance! (Or my coffee. No more coffee filters :x )

EDIT: small stuff
"Yeah, we're real scared of elves! I hope they don't prance around with honey dew and frolick amongst the gumdrop trees."
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Ted wrote:You've only got a measly 51, you gotta get to Padawan Learner before you can poke n00bs.
Like ME

POKE!

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Post by Malachius »

**Falls to his knees, sobbing**
I know...I know. I lash out at those around me because I love, damn it!
"Yeah, we're real scared of elves! I hope they don't prance around with honey dew and frolick amongst the gumdrop trees."
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*With eyes wide open staring at the new arrival*

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Post by aerius »

*pokity Pokity POKE*
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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Post by Alyrium Denryle »

*Pulls out my +12 keen vorpal rapier of greater wounding assassin-snses, and shocking grasp* STAB
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I wonder if the first member to register in 2003 has shown up. I say we give him a special New Year's poking.

Oh, yeah, and:

POKE!!!
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