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Enforcer Talen wrote:when, where, why.
A) Distant future

B) Nowhere near here.

C) What do I look like, Nostrildumbass? :P

I have yet to have my first kiss, so nyaaa!
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11, basement of a church, she wanted to.
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My first kiss happened in 1989 when I smooched this girl on the school bus in kindergarten. Since then I have not had the pleasure of kissing any chicks, although I am using my l33t skillz with my girlfriend.
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I oughta get one within this school year.

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Enforcer Talen wrote:when, where, why.
When: 1995 or 96, don't remember exactly
Where: Hinesville, Georgia - in my excuse for an apartment
Why: I was hot for the woman at the time, and it seemed the right thing to do...
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1984 or so, the local nasty girl named Paula, who probably had about three other boyfriends at the time but my naive High School self would not see that. In front of a now-closed skating rink (yeah, it was once popular). She was also my first rack o' tits to feel up, and God, I've been addicted aver since.

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Ted wrote:
Shinova wrote:Note: the dialogue is fictional.
And the second meeting was just an ordinary family-family dinner. Nothing happened.
Ah, was she hot?

I'd say she was, on a scale of 1-10, a 7.3.

So yeah, she was fairly hot I guess. A bit of the nerdy type the last time I saw her but still fairly hot then I suppose.
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My first kiss was last weekend with a girl who was drunk so it apparently didn't mean anything (If anyone has insight into matters like this plz tell me). As of now I am 17.
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My first kiss was long agoapproximatly 4 years, im 16 now. We were watching a movie and one thing led to another. My first kiss. Not very interesting but a story all the same.
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Ummm...Not yet...Or even close, :(
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My first kiss was right after this (Losing my virginity in a hotel room):
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Okay here goes mine: I was 17, he was 39 (17 is legal in Louisiana), in a hotel room. His name was Artie, he had nice muscles, and his chest was nice and hairy. He smelled a bit like soap and Old Spice. The actual sex hurt the first dozen times we did it, but it got better. Come to think of it, I still miss Artie...
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I would have thought the kiss would come before sex
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
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Gandalf wrote:I would have thought the kiss would come before sex
Come to think of it, it was right in the middle of me and him having sex... ROFL :lol:
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A few months ago, in September iirc. My gf and I were sitting in a park, and I slowly moved my face nearer and nearer to her face, and we kissed.
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Shinova wrote:I'd say she was, on a scale of 1-10, a 7.3.

So yeah, she was fairly hot I guess. A bit of the nerdy type the last time I saw her but still fairly hot then I suppose.
You friends with her at all?

And if they're smart, that just makes them an even better catch.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Hmmmm....my first kiss was when I was four years old.
My mom and I were visiting her friend and she had a four year old daughter.
When I came and all, went into her room. She jumped me and went on top of me and there is when it happen.

Though, she moved soon and I've yet to see her again.

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Soontir C'boath wrote:Hmmmm....my first kiss was when I was four years old.
My mom and I were visiting her friend and she had a four year old daughter.
When I came and all, went into her room. She jumped me and went on top of me and there is when it happen.

Though, she moved soon and I've yet to see her again.
Wow, thats some knowlegeable little girl! :shock:
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Yea but too bad not in the sense with the Tower and tunnel.

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First kiss was when I was 11 or 12 in the 6th grade when I was playing spin the bottle. The first real kiss was at freshman year at high school. I was 15 and it was with a girl that I had a loose relationship with. We broke up like a month later after an argument that I would call small, but I'm glad because after that she went from being a bit annoying to very annoying
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First kiss was also my first make-out session. It occurred when a girl I was dating at the time and I had snuck in to see The Blair Witch Project -- neither of us was 17, so they wouldn't sell us tickets. Anyway, the movie was atrocious, so we figured we might as well not waste comfortable seating. I was 15.
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First kiss/make-out session was last night, actually. With my best friend's wife, both of whom I am roommates with. Not only did he know, but he pretty much insisted I go about it properly. They seem intent on breaking me out of my shell. Goddamn, I need a girlfriend...
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16. First boyfriend. First date (a party)

He told me he loved me that same evening.
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When I was 13. Her name was Mandi.
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I was 14, his name was Eric, and he sat next to me in Spanish class. One day, he slid my notebook over to him (as he sometimes did to write things in the margins to make me laugh), wrote something, drew something, and then slid it back to me. He wrote, "I want to marry you; how's this for a ring?" with a crudely-drawn picture of a diamond ring underneath. After class, he kissed me quickly on the lips and ran off before I had a chance to tell him how cute I thought that was.
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5, when I was in kindergarden. Some girl knocked me over, then picked me up, and kissed me on the cheek. I came pretty close to kissing a girl at a dance last year.

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