1) Supercharge the progressive tax system, showing no mercy to the wealthy and corporate entities.
2) Kick the military budget in the balls.
3) Ship conservatives (fundie and hardcore economic) back in time to WW2 Germany so they can be among true friends
4) Shut down the CIA.
5) Exile Bush Jr and Sr. Put Reagan in a mental institution along with Bill and Hillary Clinton
6) Lift all sanctions on Cuba.
7) Release all prisoners currently jailed for drug related crimes.

Legalize MJ and tax the shit out of it.
9) All wiggers, Linkin Park fans, and other various posers shall be humiliated in public while naked
10) Block tort reform, so we won't see 433666538776 more disasters along the lines of the Ford Pinto.
11) Institute hardcore enviromental protections that will make even the most green liberal pinko commie blush
12) Boost social services, put gov't employees to some real use like garbage cleanup
13) Severe tax cut and laxed regulations for small businesses to give em a helping hand
14) Limit the size of corporations (we don't need companies with more income than european countries)
15) Legalize and tax the shit out of prostitution (yeah, i know wtf)
16) Free condoms
17) Free birth control~ eliminate abortion
18) As long as we don't do sneaky shit and stab every nation in the back, we'll get along with em just fine
19) We'll put capitalism and socialism in a fishbowl and they'll masturbate, fornicate, fuck, knock boots, and have sex (teehee) and they'll spawn the new political theory called Bedasterdation, which is what will replace our current republic.