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Jack Ass sues MTV's "Jackass"

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http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/3 ... index.html

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What a jackass.
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Oh. My. God. What the Hell kinda idiot changes his name to "Jack Ass"?
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JediNeophyte wrote:Oh. My. God. What the Hell kinda idiot changes his name to "Jack Ass"?
Someone who deserves the name.
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JediNeophyte wrote:Oh. My. God. What the Hell kinda idiot changes his name to "Jack Ass"?
The same level of idiot who changes one's name to PS2.
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Take him out and shoot him!
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Sounds like he is an insult to Equus asinus everywhere.
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How could the lawyer keep a straight face?

"Now then, Mr. Ass..."

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My name is Ass, Jack Ass.
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A Montana man who legally changed his name to "Jack Ass" in 1997 has sued media giant Viacom Inc. , claiming its stunt-heavy, gross-out TV show and movie "Jackass" had defamed his character.
How can you possibly defame a guy dumb enough to change his own name to Jack Ass. I mean what the fuck was this idiot thinking in the first place and why the hell is he suprised that he got a bad name? Isn't it at best a stupid name.
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Maybe he's related to Billy Gunn? :D
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"Moe's Tavern."

"Hello, I'm looking for a Mr. Ass, first name: Jack."

"Hang on a second, let me check. Uh, IS THERE A JACK ASS HERE? HEY, ANYBODY, IS ANY ONE HERE A JACK ASS?"

[laughter]

"Wait a second... Listen, kid, if I ever find you I am going to beat you, stab you, then strangle you with your own intestines."

[More laughter as Moe hangs up the phone.]
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Moe's Tavern- LOL

Jack Ass sueing- Fucktard!

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What a dumbshit.
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Why are there so many stupid people in the world? :roll:
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JediNeophyte wrote:Oh. My. God. What the Hell kinda idiot changes his name to "Jack Ass"?
Is Jack Ass related to Dick Assman?
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Next of Kin wrote:Is Jack Ass related to Dick Assman?
I think you're thinking about Richard Head. :D
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Or Mike Hunt.
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OMG. What a dumbass, or Jack Ass as the case may be. KILL IT!
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Here's another guy that should be laughed out of court. He wasn't forced to change his name, so any damages he brought on himself. Jack Ass is a jackass. He should reunite himself with his brothers, Fat and Dumb.
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The best name I've ever seen in the phonebook was Heywood Jablowme. :)
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I think MTV should sue Jack Ass, for his stupidity is giving Jackass: The Movie a bad name.
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What I'm baffled by is, how the hell did he think naming himself "Jack Ass" would raise awareness of drunk driving? :?
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To Jack Ass: YOU, SIR, ARE AN ASSHAT!!!
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IG-88E wrote:How could the lawyer keep a straight face?

"Now then, Mr. Ass..."

:lol: :lol: :lol:
No idea. But he's representing himself, so that takes care of the plaintiff.
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