Watch out, he's a Navy Seal!

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2007-01-24 04:31am

Well, someone's neck snapping days are in the past.

Looks like someone restitched his hospital gown into a man dress.

JLTucker · Post by **JLTucker** » 2007-01-24 04:56am

That Les Paul looks awfully small.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2007-01-24 05:35am

Is that... who I think it is?

JLTucker · Post by **JLTucker** » 2007-01-24 05:50am

Yes, it is. Steven Segal for the win!

Azazal · Post by **Azazal** » 2007-01-24 08:59am

Reminds me of when Will Sasso would parody Segal on MadTV, except now it looks like Sasso is a touch smaller then Segal.

Edited to correct spelling. Also
Sasso as Segal

Post by **RogueIce** » 2007-01-24 10:34am

I bet he can still make shitty action films where 80% of the crew names are Russian every year, though.

Deathstalker · Post by **Deathstalker** » 2007-01-24 01:11pm

He cranks one out about every 4 months or so.

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2007-01-24 01:21pm

Navy SEAL? More like Navy WHALE.

*badum-pish, try the veal*

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2007-01-24 02:16pm

So does he still consider himself a sex symbol?

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2007-01-24 03:38pm

Darth Raptor wrote:So does he still consider himself a sex symbol?

He'd rather be considered a great writer, I believe.

Deathstalker · Post by **Deathstalker** » 2007-01-25 01:06am

Captain Chewbacca wrote:He'd rather be considered a great writer, I believe.

Because he sure as hell isn't a good actor!

Covenant · Post by **Covenant** » 2007-01-25 01:46am

You had to know he was slowing down when he started doing Tai Chi martial arts rather than the kind of hard-contact stuff he did before. It's completely reasonable to make that change, a soft form like that is perfect for someone getting older, but it's still just kinda funny. It'd be like seeing a movie where Jackie Chan goes to jump a gap... and stops, considers, and goes to look for a plank to put across it instead.

Post by **weemadando** » 2007-01-25 02:07am

Covenant wrote:You had to know he was slowing down when he started doing Tai Chi martial arts rather than the kind of hard-contact stuff he did before. It's completely reasonable to make that change, a soft form like that is perfect for someone getting older, but it's still just kinda funny. It'd be like seeing a movie where Jackie Chan goes to jump a gap... and stops, considers, and goes to look for a plank to put across it instead.

Seagal has always been about aikido. Its what his background is in (only foreigner to EVER have their own aikido dojo in Japan) and he is damn good at it, even today, though it doesn't translate that well to the screen, meaning most of his recent shit forces him into shitty hollywood-fu confrontations.

DesertFly · Post by **DesertFly** » 2007-01-25 07:34pm

Covenant wrote:It'd be like seeing a movie where Jackie Chan goes to jump a gap... and stops, considers, and goes to look for a plank to put across it instead.

The difference is, I could totally see Jackie Chan doing that, on purpose, for laughs.

Big Orange · Post by **Big Orange** » 2007-01-30 12:51pm

Wasn't Steven Segal a washed up and bloated has been even a decade ago?

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2007-02-01 03:46pm

Aikido only for a given value of. He shows off a rediculously hard form of it in his movies....I have no doubt he's good at it, but it's more an offshoot.

Big Orange · Post by **Big Orange** » 2007-02-06 05:56pm

White Haven wrote:Aikido only for a given value of. He shows off a rediculously hard form of it in his movies....I have no doubt he's good at it, but it's more an offshoot.

Too bad he didn't apply that to his acting (acting so bad, he makes Caruso from CSI: Mimi and Beltran from Voyager look good). But Seagal must still be laughing all the way to the bank.

Spetulhu · Post by **Spetulhu** » 2007-02-06 06:59pm

weemadando wrote:(only foreigner to EVER have their own aikido dojo in Japan)

It wasn't a dojo founded by him, though. He married into it.