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Technology - Turbolasers, blasters, and lightabers

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While there has been conjecture as to the nature of turbolasers, blasters, and other Star Wars weapons, I recently found this conjecture on Robert Brown's Lightsaber page. I think that it is an acceptable theory, but I want outside approval (since I'm not exactly a scientist).

http://web.archive.org/web/200304122029 ... sabres.htm

This is the part that is most interesting, and pertinent to the discussion:
MODEL SIX: virtual light produced from a spinning field surface
The idea & physics behind, this model supplied by the incredible Mr Albert Forge.
This model is similar to model five, but is FAR more solidly based in REAL physics, and is a FAR better match for the observed sabre (and blaster) behaviours! It provides a theoretical answer to ''where does the 'stuff' of the blade come from'' *AND* actually NEEDS both a fields AND rotation!
According to astrophysicist Yakov Borisovich Zel'dovich, a rapidly spinning conductor will cause the creation of virtual particle radiation at its surface. Particle production is controlled by the charge, angular velocity (of rotation) and radius of this charged conductor.
If we imagine a rod shaped charged field of atomic-scale cross-section, which is superconducting and rotating at near-lightspeed, then charge regulation becomes the control for the particle emission type and quantity. Such charged fields would tend to repel one-another (if they are of like polarity), which means the blades would BLOCK one another.
NOTE: a sabre would have to be built carefully and tuned correctly! A badly adjusted sabre would subject its user (and everyone in range) with considerable amounts of gamma radiation!.
The glow of the sabre blade consists of virtual-photons energised by the rotating field into real photons ... virtual light make real! The opaque 'thumb-thick' blade shape may be a swirl of ionised atmospheric particles (the AIR) drawn in and swirling about the core. When you IONISE a gas, you actually have a PLASMA (as it is meant by terrestrial physics) ... and this would glow JUST LIKE A FLUORESCENT TUBE (which is ALSO a plasma!) ... BUT this thumb-thick plasma zone is merely a by-product ... the REAL cutting is performed by minuscule core of the true blade ... leaving almost microscopically thin cuts. (The blade would STILL glow fiercely in even in a vacuum, as it throws off 'virtual photons - made real' ... but the thumb-thick core may not be visible.)
Such a tight rapidly spinning charged superconducting field would rend (tear) through most matter by stripping off electrons which bind atoms together. The ionised matter about the 'cut', as well as field-excited atomic movement in the localized area of the 'cut', would mimic great point-of-contact heat. A wound to a soft-tissue organic being would appear to be a microscopically thin BURN - and such a wound would usually tend to be cauterised (depending on how slowly the blade passed through - a large blood vessel cut too quickly may not be sufficiently 'burned' to cauterise).
Dense metals which have loosely bound electrons (which are free to wander about their lattice structure) would be more resistant to cutting. The 'atom stripping' effect would take a little longer to cut through, because such materials have more electrons 'to spare' before their lattice structure becomes 'torn'. Metals are also more highly conductive, and the localized 'heat' effects are minimized because the heat is carried away and dispersed through the material more quickly.
This means that even though with varying amounts of effort, a lightsabre could cut through virtually anything, some materials would offer more resistance to a sabre blade, and therefore we can now understand how Lord Vader's armour was able to ward off most of Luke's glancing blow, saving his life.
Mr Albert Forge has gone further, and has postulated a mechanism for the generation of the spinning field which creates the blade described above. Imagine a tiny sphere of unknown composition (perhaps some of the 'hypermatter' referred to in the SWICS & SWVD books by LFL's Dr Reynolds). Rapidly spin this into a disk by the effect of inducing fields (probably EM). The disk deformed and elongated into a tube, or rod (imagine the sleeve of a shirt being turned inside out) by an axially mounted and powerful electron gun (like the tube of your TV). Field extension/retraction would be controlled by altering the output of the electron gun (which incidentally also controlled the charge of the conducting field ... the spin rate is determined by the inducing EM fields that created the disk from the sphere in the first place).
'Focussing' in this case may then be the very-rapid application of 'tuning' precession forces upon the extended field in order to 'follow' the orientation of the hilt, as left to itself it would tend to gyroscopically resist orientation changes.
[NOTE: Mr Forge would like to say that all the above, which having its roots in 'real' physics, is speculative, and must be taken with "several solar masses of sodium chloride" *grin* ... IMHO however, it is a VASTLY more consistent and believable model than any other. It just 'could' possibly work! *AND* it matches ALL the observed and ascribed conditions!]
ADVANTAGES OF MODEL SIX
• it SPINS - matching my 'gyroscopic angular inertia' ideas (independently supported by the SWVD)
• no 'plasma' or 'fuel' required other than raw power
• the blade is PURE energy
• the blade is opaque
• there is a sensible 'focussing' (tuning) role for crystals which COULD see them able to adjust the colour!
• the blades would block one another AND blaster bolts!
• it hums
• it glows, even in a vacuum!
• the cuts are microscopically thin
• it cuts by 'shearing away' the electrons in the substance, leaving a locally 'induced' heat-like reaction
in other words: .. leaving burns & cauterized wounds!
dense metallic surfaces with many stray electrons in their matrix would provide higher resistance to the 'electron stripping' cutting action ... thus Vader's armour stops the glancing blow from killing him!
Mr Forge has built upon the 'sabre/blaster relationship' idea (presented in Model Three above) using his 'virtual-light' model ...
A question from Mr Doran Skalak about gravitic effects prompted me to ask an astrophysicist questions about high-speed rotations and relativistic effects:
the following comments are my own attempts to explain what he told me, and I may have made any number of scientific errors ...

In Model#6 there is a 'virtual' object ROTATING at the core of the blade .. a forcefield of almost zero mass (I assume) which has a NON-MECAHNICAL induced spin applied at near lightspeed [c] to achieve the Zeldovich effect as described above.
Apparently, objects moving at near 'c' WILL undergo the mass-effects predicted by Eientstein even if they have near zero mass ... because the equations effect ENERGY, and mass is merely one form of energy. As a result, the spinning blade will NOT ONLY undergo gyrospcopic resistance to changes in angular orientation (being waved around), but will ALSO suffer SOME DEGREE (unknown) of relativistic gravitic effects. In effect, the blade may acquire some 'virtual mass' - FROM the relative standpoint of the user.
Further, these effects will produce a form of 'event horizon' effect at the boundary (not incompatable with Zeldovich's 'virtual light' predictions I assume) which you would expect could account for the noise, the glow and the terrible destructive capabilities of the 'light' blade.
Now comes the REAL speculation!
It was postulated in Model Three (Field contained plasmoids) that the Sabre beam may be related to the Blaster Bolt - as though the sabre were a 'static' gunshot, or more correctly, that the blaster bolt is a 'mobile sabre blade'. This is a fascinating idea, but it has a serious drawback ... there are instances in the films where damage is done BEFORE the visible part of the bolt arrives. the 'contained' model CANNOT explain this...
BUT the 'virtual light' model CAN. *IF* Blasters and sabres originate from the same principle technology, then blasters MAY be such 'spinning fields' which can exist for a time on their own, and can be projected along a vector (ie: fired!). Such a 'bolt' would indeed leave a TRAIL OF LIGHT in its wake! The 'damage' may well be done BEFORE the visible part of the bolt arrives!
Since a blaster is like a sabre, and since sabres block one-another, a sabre can block a blaster bolt! BUT this would be VERY VERY difficult to do because the sabre blade is so thin, and the blaster bolt so very fast!
A Turbolaser may be a rotating field of larger diameter. Perhaps such larger fields would retain their coherence for longer (after leaving the emitter) and thus have greater range. If the field integrity decays beyond a certain point, its rapid rotation may cause it to 'explode' beyond a certain distance from the emitter. This would explain the 'flak bursts' observed in the film when some shots miss their targets.
The asteroid hit by the Star Destroyer in TESB would first be 'drilled into' by the bolt, then exploded (vaporized in fact!) from within when the bolt's rotation collapsed - it would essentially have had its constituent atoms ripped apart from the inside out!
A possible VIRTUAL-LIGHT MODEL history of the lightsabre
Imagine the following:
"Many many years ago, it was discovered that a powerful 'plasmoid-like' substance could be generated and held in place by a spinning field. A deadly blade of light was made which could 'chew' it way through almost any substance, leaving a very thin cut with signs of a burn. The very nature of the field meant that one field was thoroughly opaque to another. These blades could block one another, and the best defence against a blade, was another blade. The LIGHTSABRE was born. A powerful and noble weapon, it gave the advantage in hand-to-hand troops who (with high-density armour and perhaps even personal repulsor shields) were impervious to primitive slugthrowing weapons.
Much later, advances in the science of field technology allowed for a spinning 'virtual-light-generating' field to be DETACHED from its generator and flung out for quite some distance before it finally dissipated. The BLASTER was born! Only the most supremely skilled sabre-user could take advantage of the fact that a sabre could deflect a blaster bolt. The Jedi became the most prominent users of the lightsabre.
Later still, someone realized that if you fired a spinning field with a different set of settings (such that it didn't generate the deadly virtual light), you could still paralyse most sentients from the field charge alone. It was like firing a 'blank'. The STUN BOLT was born.
Military technicians discovered that the life (RANGE) and capacity (POWER) of the blaster bolt could be improved by enhancing the spin somehow - they applied a sort of 'turbo-charger' to the field. The TURBOLASER was born."
My questions are

1)Whether there are any holes in this explanation that are too massive to ignore, and that totally invalidate it.

2)What effect this configuration would have against Star Trek shields? How would they cope.

Question #2 is the reson I placed this in the SW vs. ST Forum.

Please give you opinions on this subject.
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I remember this idea. But the idea of a rapidly spinning wire in the centre of a lightsabre blade strikes me as a little silly, not to mention impossible to stabilize, and the idea of a projected magic energy field to serve as this conductor makes the whole idea redundant because the ability to generate such an intense energy field of arbitrary shape begs the question of why the other ideas of lightsabre operation can't work.
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Forgive my ignorance of physics, but lightsabers can cut through nearly anything, apparently by melting it. (Ep. 1, the TradeFed blast door) Wouldn't a wire inside the blade by almost instantly incinerated?
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I don't think it postulates a wire, really.

By my reading, there is a disk of exotic material at the emitter end of the lightsabre. A field effect causes this disk to spin at relativistic speeds, which causes it to emit photons. A beam of electrons then strikes the center of the disk, causing it to stretch into an extremely narrow cone, which is visible to the naked eye as a glowing beam.

The beam cuts through matter by stripping away electrons, but it still causes heating as a secondary effect.

The blaster would use similar principles, but after the electron beam strikes the disk for a predetermined period of time, the field generator releases the cone, which becomes a projectile. The blaster would then spin up a new disk for the next shot.

All of this relies on marginally plausible physics principles, totally non-existent technology, and a bit of unobtainium.
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Thanks for the feedback. Very quickly though, if we assume that this theory is possible and true, what about question 2? Would it change the effectiveness of Trek shields at all? Increase or decrease it? How would the 'bolt' interact with the shields under this theory?
All of this relies on marginally plausible physics principles, totally non-existent technology, and a bit of unobtainium.
Expected. We are talking about a (fictional) society thousands of years ahead of us.

The idea of a 'monofilament chain' is one of the possibilities that he examines.

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The problem is exactly how Ted C pointed out. Who cares if it's a advanced society, if you need to make up unknown theories with no way of experimentation, I might as well claim "Magic".

To the second, raw power has destroyed Trek regardless of whatever Frequency based power the other side has. No change there whatsoever.
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Nefar wrote:Very quickly though, if we assume that this theory is possible and true, what about question 2? Would it change the effectiveness of Trek shields at all? Increase or decrease it? How would the 'bolt' interact with the shields under this theory?
Well, you would apparently be hitting the shield with a high-energy, low-mass projectile with high energy intensity at the point of impact.

It should "hit" a Trek shield, but since it doesn't have a frequency, at least not a relevant one. The color of its glow has nothing to do with its actual destructive effects, so you couldn't tune a shield to be more effective against it. On the other hand, you wouldn't be able to tune the bolt for better penetration, either.

Apart from that, it's just a matter of how much energy it transfers when it strikes, and that would be a lot, focused on a very small area. Also, if the angular momentum of the core material drops enough, the bolt can explode, which could be nasty if it happens inside the target.
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Ted C wrote:I don't think it postulates a wire, really.

By my reading, there is a disk of exotic material at the emitter end of the lightsabre. A field effect causes this disk to spin at relativistic speeds, which causes it to emit photons. A beam of electrons then strikes the center of the disk, causing it to stretch into an extremely narrow cone, which is visible to the naked eye as a glowing beam.
I hate to break it to you, but that's a wire. "Stretch into an extremely narrow cone"? How do you think we make wire in real-life? Do you think we mine wire out of the ground? No, we mine chunks of metal, which we reshape into long thin shapes by stretching it out. As usual for non-science types, B. Brown thinks you can make an idea more scientific by using more scientific-sounding language to describe it.

In plain english, his idea is that the lightsabre magically generates a wire from a blob of Silly Putty in the base, which it spins really fast while magically maintaining rigidity and geometric consistency, thus cutting through stuff and making the air glow. Of course, the magic field technologies you would need to in order to create this wire, spin it, and maintain its shape while doing so are so profound that you could easily use them to generate the lightsabre effect through many other (simpler) means, but that doesn't seem to be obvious to most people.

Calling it a "mono-filament" instead of "wire" is just a way of tricking it up to fool people into thinking it's something other than it is. I suppose I used to be more charitable to B Brown back when I knew him on some pseudo-social level, but really, he's full of shit almost all of the time when he tries to discuss anything remotely scientific, and little better than a creationist in that regard (in fact, he may actually be a creationist; I'm not sure about that because it never came up).
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The problem is exactly how Ted C pointed out. Who cares if it's a advanced society, if you need to make up unknown theories with no way of experimentation, I might as well claim "Magic".
Oh well. It was a thought. However, didn't Arthur C. Clarke once write that "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Magic"? Feel free to flame me for my (out of context?) use of his quote.
To the second, raw power has destroyed Trek regardless of whatever Frequency based power the other side has. No change there whatsoever.
Hmm... O.K. I must agree.
Calling it a "mono-filament" instead of "wire" is just a way of tricking it up to fool people into thinking it's something other than it is. I suppose I used to be more charitable to B Brown back when I knew him on some pseudo-social level, but really, he's full of shit almost all of the time when he tries to discuss anything remotely scientific, and little better than a creationist in that regard (in fact, he may actually be a creationist; I'm not sure about that because it never came up).
Thanks for the warning.

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Isn't a rapidly spinning rod a kind of electric dipole of sorts? So how does this work? I mean, radiation emission happens when you rotate a particle through an orbital or when you rotate 2 electric dipoles, I don't see how this works and how... Quantum flux thing comes into play.
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Haven't we seen lightsabers glow in vacuum, anyways?
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Haven't we seen lightsabers glow in vacuum, anyways?
This is addressed in the article. I don't remember a strictly cannonical example of lightsabers in vacuum. Who knows what will happen in the EU.
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TithonusSyndrome wrote:Haven't we seen lightsabers glow in vacuum, anyways?
Not in the movies, but probably in the comics somewhere. In any case, what he's basically talking about is a conductor which spins so fast that it creates an event horizon at its surface, so you basically get Hawking radiation out of it. Mind you, this would be X-rays rather than visible light (never mind visible light of user selectable colours), and it would basically irradiate anyone using the lightsabre. Not to mention the electromagnetic field effects of this rapidly spinning charged device, the question of why it stays rigid, etc.
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A more plausible concept is they're somehow related to deflector shield physics, which is why they can deflect blasters and projectiles.
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Darth Wong wrote:I hate to break it to you, but that's a wire.
It's truly amazing how a sufficiently convoluted explanation can reroute your thinking. I guess my main distractor was that I always think "metal" when I think "wire", and this thing is made of some kind of unobtainium.
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Darth Wong wrote:In plain english, his idea is that the lightsabre magically generates a wire from a blob of Silly Putty in the base, which it spins really fast while magically maintaining rigidity and geometric consistency, thus cutting through stuff and making the air glow. Of course, the magic field technologies you would need to in order to create this wire, spin it, and maintain its shape while doing so are so profound that you could easily use them to generate the lightsabre effect through many other (simpler) means, but that doesn't seem to be obvious to most people.
One thing is iwouldn't relativistically gyrating masses like this wire cause problems due to conservation of (angular) momentum? This thing should make the lightsaber want to spin like a drill in your hand, the way a helicopter rotor requires a tail rotor to oppose the spin.
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:One thing is iwouldn't relativistically gyrating masses like this wire cause problems due to conservation of (angular) momentum? This thing should make the lightsaber want to spin like a drill in your hand, the way a helicopter rotor requires a tail rotor to oppose the spin.
That's proportional to the mass of the "blade" of course. The thing didn't have much to begin with, so even spinning at relativistic speed it might not have enough to matter. There could also be a counter-rotating device in the handle to balance it.
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Nefar wrote:
Haven't we seen lightsabers glow in vacuum, anyways?
This is addressed in the article. I don't remember a strictly cannonical example of lightsabers in vacuum. Who knows what will happen in the EU.
In Dark Nest III The Swarm War, Jedi use their lightsabers in a Killik hiveship they opened to vacuum. Glowing is mentioned, IIRC
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Why can't the wire come out of the lightsaber hilt like an automatic car antenna?


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Lightsabers work because George Lucas wanted them to. Trying to retcon science into the picture is the sort of shit I leave to Trekkies.
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Master_Baerne wrote:
Nefar wrote:
Haven't we seen lightsabers glow in vacuum, anyways?
This is addressed in the article. I don't remember a strictly cannonical example of lightsabers in vacuum. Who knows what will happen in the EU.
In Dark Nest III The Swarm War, Jedi use their lightsabers in a Killik hiveship they opened to vacuum. Glowing is mentioned, IIRC
It happened in the Clone Wars miniseries during the Battle of Coruscant when Saesee Tiin had to abandon his ship and a contingent of clones jumped with him and boarded and took control of a CIS Battleship, he did so by cutting through the ships hull.
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Ah man, I've always liked that explanation... Damn it, you guys ruin everything. :P
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Ah man, I've always liked that explanation... Damn it, you guys ruin everything.
I know what you mean, but oh well. Maybe I'll just keep the electron stripping effect and forget the technical explanation.
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Nefar wrote:
Ah man, I've always liked that explanation... Damn it, you guys ruin everything.
I know what you mean, but oh well. Maybe I'll just keep the electron stripping effect and forget the technical explanation.
I DO like the shear field, electron stripping aspects of the lightsabre, as it just fits so well with the demonstrated effects, handling and abilities of the weapon. Just accept that the lightsabre includes a higher quantity of bullshitium than most SW tech as far as HOW it does this. ;)
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Luke's Lightsaber works in vacuum during Truce at Bakura IIRC.
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