Last Bastion 3 Teaser!

[Darth Servo]

Dude...

I going out tomorrow and buy spyware protection. How is it you know upcoming plans for this flck?

Let's just say I know your sense of humor all too well.

Thanfully, that scene was never filmed. I don't own DOOM 3 to film the dank, drippy cavern Anderson would have to crawl into.

Well, I didn't ask you to show it <shivers> I only asked how much.

Anyway, here's a fun fact. In part 3, a gay wedding takes place on the bridge!

So not only can the captain of the ISD take a dump without worrying about the Sovie (is that how you came up with the idea for a Jack Sparrow impersonator to do Anderson?) but can also have a wedding on his bridge and not worry about it!!!

[Darth Servo]

edit: don't you mean "part 4" for the wedding scene?

[EnterpriseSovereign]

Dude...

I going out tomorrow and buy spyware protection. How is it you know upcoming plans for this flck?

Let's just say I know your sense of humor all too well.

Thanfully, that scene was never filmed. I don't own DOOM 3 to film the dank, drippy cavern Anderson would have to crawl into.

Well, I didn't ask you to show it <shivers> I only asked how much.

Anyway, here's a fun fact. In part 3, a gay wedding takes place on the bridge!

So not only can the captain of the ISD take a dump without worrying about the Sovie (is that how you came up with the idea for a Jack Sparrow impersonator to do Anderson?) but can also have a wedding on his bridge and not worry about it!!!

Doom connection, I like it! A cross with the other thread, mowing down a load of redshirts DOOM 3-style with whatever weapon you see fit, I'd go for the BFG

[MagnusTheReD]

Dude...

I going out tomorrow and buy spyware protection. How is it you know upcoming plans for this flck?

Let's just say I know your sense of humor all too well.

Thankfully, that scene was never filmed. I don't own DOOM 3 to film the dank, drippy cavern Anderson would have to crawl into.

Well, I didn't ask you to show it <shivers> I only asked how much.

Anyway, here's a fun fact. In part 3, a gay wedding takes place on the bridge!

So not only can the captain of the ISD take a dump without worrying about the Sovie (is that how you came up with the idea for a Jack Sparrow impersonator to do Anderson?) but can also have a wedding on his bridge and not worry about it!!!

Doom connection, I like it! A cross with the other thread, mowing down a load of redshirts DOOM 3-style with whatever weapon you see fit, I'd go for the BFG

Pfft, srew the BMG, I go for the chainsaw!
Yeah, the redshirts might actually hit you from point blank, but when they'll see one of their friends gets decapitated by an archaic working tool, I bet they'll run away screaming like little girls!

[Lord Poe]

edit: don't you mean "part 4" for the wedding scene?

No...

The scene (in part 3) with the two officers talking is from the "wedding" animation in "The Movies". I used it because they weren't moving around and were facing away from one another.

[Aquatain]

Quick question.. did you make the poop noise yourself and what did you eat to achieve that?

[Lord Poe]

Quick question.. did you make the poop noise yourself and what did you eat to achieve that?

No, just Googled around for "fart" .wavs.

I have to speak into my microphone. I ain't about to fart into it.

[Lord Poe]

Hey guys, I hear this film is better than Last Bastion. It even says so in the title!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpOyBqkgai4

This little ass-bag has been messaging me constantly, about Last Bastion criticisms, and got weely, weely mad when I finally blew him off and blocked him from making comments.

[FedRebel]

Hey guys, I hear this film is better than Last Bastion. It even says so in the title!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpOyBqkgai4

This little ass-bag has been messaging me constantly, about Last Bastion criticisms, and got weely, weely mad when I finally blew him off and blocked him from making comments.

The ships
LB < STBCep2

That GCS is sweet

Storyline

LB ? STBCep2

LB is obviously a comedy, while STBCep2 is supposed to be 'serious', there is no direct comparison

Fanon
LB < STBCep2

They're giving their little GCS all these made up upgrades, so I guess a stock GCS can't tackle the Empire after all

entertainment
LB > STBCep2

STBCep2 is boring, music ain't bad (where can I get it?) but all it had was ten minutes of glory shots and technobabble

voice acting
LB = STBCep2

LB has resorted to artificial voices, but the BC characters, don't sound right (is it just me or is the Bolian going through puberty?)

WTF moments
LB < STBCep2

The antimatter is handled solely via an automated system?

Last Bastion overall is superior, but if you can upgrade your computer so it can handle higher quality models

What can we expect from STBCep2 in the future?

1. They find a 'tiny' SW galaxy
2. The warp again and find themselves in an alien galaxy

What would the confrontation be?

1."lasers will not penetrate ddeflector shields!"
2. "these primitive Imperials can't stand a chance against our uber Galaxy of doom!"
3. A fair and balanced fight, with our 'heros' using their wits to prevail against the Imperial aggressors

[EnterpriseSovereign]

In that film, the guy standing next to Brex just has his hands rigid in fron of him like he's trying to do the 'robot' dance

[Ritterin Sophia]

It's gonna be stupid, if he's the one who kept making moronic posts about the quality after he lost arguing that Trek would win. Then all the characters on there act like robots. I have a feeling he's just being a child.

[Ritterin Sophia]

Ghetto Edit: acting like a child.

[PeZook]

Last Bastion has it's better and worse moments, but this "Better than..." movie, in addition to being a childish counter, has one atrocious screenplay.

But, well, at least it's character (or, rather dialogue)-based, rather than just a ton of pointless battle shots.

Hey, Poe, it's possible you may have just started a new trend in fan-made vs. movies

[Aaron]

That was fucking boring as hell.

[Darth Servo]

That was fucking boring as hell.

Well, you're the first out of 10,000 viewers to find it boring. The creator says so.

They spend four minutes of 10 just getting the damn ship out of spacedock.

[Aaron]

Check out Part I, this one rates even below Part II.

Well, you're the first out of 10,000 viewers to find it boring. The creator says so.

They spend four minutes of 10 just getting the damn ship out of spacedock.

Yeah I've asked for evidence of that but it's taking a while for my response to get posted.

[Darth Servo]

Check out Part I, this one rates even below Part II.

"[The program] somehow activated itself as part of Starfleet's new security protocols." Obviously this moron knows nothing about real computer security and probably works for/worships Microsoft.

And what was with the captain of the freighter being an fanatical Islamic jihadist?

[Darth Servo]

is it just me or is the Bolian going through puberty?

Probably the voice of the guy who made the video, who is also going through puberty.

[Aaron]

Check out Part I, this one rates even below Part II.

"[The program] somehow activated itself as part of Starfleet's new security protocols." Obviously this moron knows nothing about real computer security and probably works for/worships Microsoft.

I dunno, I put in the comments section that he was obviously a fan of computer racial profiling.

And what was with the captain of the freighter being an fanatical Islamic jihadist?

Maybe he's a racist?

[FedRebel]

Check out Part I,

What in the Hell was that?

So it looks like we have rabid racist Trekkies

[Aaron]

What in the Hell was that?

So it looks like we have rabid racist Trekkies

That's my thought as well.

[Aaron]

And he can't take the pressure:

Alright - Those of you (you know who you are) who were roped over here to flame this video, listen up. The next comment that has even a *HINT* of an attitude, is getting a block. Consider this your only warning. Thanks.

[Lord Poe]

This guy is something else. When I finally told him to piss off from my comments section, he uploads that crap, then about a week later he sends me an email with a link to that video, saying, "you're pretty quiet now, aren't you?"

I said, "Dude, I FORGOT about your ass! You're the one following ME around, remember? 'Better than Last Bastion? What are you, 12?"

Then comes the funny part:

"If I'm 12, then you've been shown up by a 12 year old!"

[Ryushikaze]

So, yes, he probably is 12.

Egads, the "better than" was dull as hell.

[Darth Servo]

This guy is something else. When I finally told him to piss off from my comments section, he uploads that crap, then about a week later he sends me an email with a link to that video, saying, "you're pretty quiet now, aren't you?"

I said, "Dude, I FORGOT about your ass! You're the one following ME around, remember? 'Better than Last Bastion? What are you, 12?"

Then comes the funny part:

"If I'm 12, then you've been shown up by a 12 year old!"

I always love how kiddies (and often people in general) think their over-inflated opinion of their own work actually means anything.