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I discovered this unlikely animation showing the death star being destroyed by the Enterprise. Hope this doesn't cause too much of a stir...

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Hmm... if the Federation is capable of making torpedoes which don't even have to traverse empty space, then SW is fucked! :roll:
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Ummmm..
Where the FUCK did you find that piece of shit!?

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Apologies for starting this thread, but I thought people should know about this type of thing.

As if a Federation ship of this size could possibly dent the Death Star with a mere photon torpedo... the idea is fatuous and asinine. Not to mention completely wrong and crap.

Perhaps we should keep this topic going with more of these fantasy-realm images, just for a tongue-in-cheek joke?

Oh, and another picture has appeared in my website... :)
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I've seen this picture before. I do believe Deimos Anomaly had it on his website.
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Dodge wrote:Oh, and another picture has appeared in my website... :)
By far your best pic:

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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Dalton wrote:
Dodge wrote:Oh, and another picture has appeared in my website... :)
By far your best pic:

http://www.rsjc.myby.co.uk/starwars/images/emperor.jpg
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Post by XaLEv »

I think someone here had that pic in their sig or as an avatar.
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Dodge wrote:I discovered this unlikely animation showing the death star being destroyed by the Enterprise. Hope this doesn't cause too much of a stir...

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Shitty coloured planet, torpedo just cutted and pasted to move, and a horrible explosion.
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Yes, the whole thing just sucks, doesn't it?
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Typical quality for a rabid trekkie.
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Someone do some scaling of that torp to the DS and find out how big that GCS is.

Then send him a complimentary copy of Star Destroyers Rampent
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IG-88E wrote:Typical quality for a rabid trekkie.
That's really stupid. IT takes mroe than one torpedo to blow up ships in Star Trek, and those are just regular sized. The Death Star is the size of a small moon! The only way it could possibly work is if the torpedo hit the reactor core, but that doesn't look like what was shown in the video.
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Captain Jack Frank wrote:That's really stupid. IT takes mroe than one torpedo to blow up ships in Star Trek, and those are just regular sized. The Death Star is the size of a small moon! The only way it could possibly work is if the torpedo hit the reactor core, but that doesn't look like what was shown in the video.
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Man, this guy doesn't have a forum for us to beat up. We going to mass e-mail him?

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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Perhaps we should make a pictuer of the DS destroying the Enterprise, and send it back to them. Also, give them a comparison chart showing the size difference between the DS2 and a GCS.
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Maybe a tie fighter destroying the enterprise for a piece of his own medicine.
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We now know where Rabid Trekkies come from:

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If you watch closely the torpedo is accully taken out in the exsplosion of the DS, the GCS just got luckly and took all the credit for saving the rebellion.
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