Executor vs. E-D images

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2002-12-19 05:19am

http://www.tecr.com/tigerclaw/cf/ssdvse ... dvsssd.htm

A pretty funny series of pics depicting the futility of getting in an SSD's way

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-19 05:42am

On spacebattles there was an atrocious thread about an SSD versus the Endgame Intrepid. Some people cited the SSD 'atrocious accuracy' as being in the Voyager's favor.

Where the fuck do you get X-Wing=Voyager?

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2002-12-19 09:39am

LOL

That was damn funny!!!

Acclamator · Post by **Acclamator** » 2002-12-19 01:34pm

How about:

*A few LTL blasts hit the Enterprise, knocking down the shields and disabling the ship*
Picard: What happen?
Worf: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Data: We get signal
Picard: What!
Data: Main screen turn on
Picard: It's You!!
Darth Vader: How are you gentlemen!!
Vader: All your base are belong to us
Vader: You are on the way to destruction
Picard: What you say!!
Vader: You have no chance to survive make your time
Entire SSD bridge crew: HA HA HA HA....

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2002-12-19 09:08pm

And while Picard tries to fight "For great Justice" he watches as the Enterprises crew goes down one by one to the force choke. I would pay money for that.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-12-19 10:57pm

Acclamator wrote:How about:

*A few LTL blasts hit the Enterprise, knocking down the shields and disabling the ship*
Picard: What happen?
Worf: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Data: We get signal
Picard: What!
Data: Main screen turn on
Picard: It's You!!
Darth Vader: How are you gentlemen!!
Vader: All your base are belong to us
Vader: You are on the way to destruction
Picard: What you say!!
Vader: You have no chance to survive make your time
Entire SSD bridge crew: HA HA HA HA....

(Darth Vader starts singing and dancing on the Executorbridge)

All your base-base-base--
All your base--
are belong to us!
(Walks over to a holoprojector and points to a strategic display.)
All your base-base-base--
All your base--
are belong to us!
(Stormtroopers are seen entering the Enterpriseand shooting up dozens of red shirts.)
All your base-base-base--
All your base--
are belong to us!
(Stormtroopers make their way to the bridge, shoot up the entire crew, and join in dancing and singing with Vader and the entire bridge crew of the Executor.)
All your base-base-base--
All your base--
are belong to us!

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-12-19 11:00pm

(Animation of soccer player kicking other player is replaced with Darth Vader kicking Picard.)

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-20 12:20am

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:
Acclamator wrote:How about:

*A few LTL blasts hit the Enterprise, knocking down the shields and disabling the ship*
Picard: What happen?
Worf: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Data: We get signal
Picard: What!
Data: Main screen turn on
Picard: It's You!!
Darth Vader: How are you gentlemen!!
Vader: All your base are belong to us
Vader: You are on the way to destruction
Picard: What you say!!
Vader: You have no chance to survive make your time
Entire SSD bridge crew: HA HA HA HA....
(Darth Vader starts singing and dancing on the Executorbridge)

All your base-base-base--
All your base--
are belong to us!
(Walks over to a holoprojector and points to a strategic display.)
All your base-base-base--
All your base--
are belong to us!
(Stormtroopers are seen entering the Enterpriseand shooting up dozens of red shirts.)
All your base-base-base--
All your base--
are belong to us!
(Stormtroopers make their way to the bridge, shoot up the entire crew, and join in dancing and singing with Vader and the entire bridge crew of the Executor.)
All your base-base-base--
All your base--
are belong to us!

You have that MP3 too?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-20 12:32am

I like I like.

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2002-12-20 01:44am

It's funny because it's true...

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2002-12-20 01:46am

Vympel wrote:On spacebattles there was an atrocious thread about an SSD versus the Endgame Intrepid. Some people cited the SSD 'atrocious accuracy' as being in the Voyager's favor.

Where the fuck do you get X-Wing=Voyager?

Actually that "Some People" is just WingZero, and most people seem him as a complete idiot.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2002-12-20 10:07am

Alyeska wrote:
Vympel wrote:On spacebattles there was an atrocious thread about an SSD versus the Endgame Intrepid. Some people cited the SSD 'atrocious accuracy' as being in the Voyager's favor.

Where the fuck do you get X-Wing=Voyager?
Actually that "Some People" is just WingZero, and most people seem him as a complete idiot.

Yeah, that fellow is a bit one-sided, but then many say the same of me on the Warsie side...

FettKyle · Post by **FettKyle** » 2002-12-20 02:01pm

I think it is Slightly inaccurate E-d would be vaporised not a piece of Garbage but o well I sure hope Wesley was at the helm.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-20 03:22pm

This thread is almost as funny as this one:

http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/showt ... 617&t=6464

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-12-20 08:38pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:
Acclamator wrote:How about:

*A few LTL blasts hit the Enterprise, knocking down the shields and disabling the ship*
Picard: What happen?
Worf: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Data: We get signal
Picard: What!
Data: Main screen turn on
Picard: It's You!!
Darth Vader: How are you gentlemen!!
Vader: All your base are belong to us
Vader: You are on the way to destruction
Picard: What you say!!
Vader: You have no chance to survive make your time
Entire SSD bridge crew: HA HA HA HA....
(Darth Vader starts singing and dancing on the Executorbridge)

All your base-base-base--
All your base--
are belong to us!
(Walks over to a holoprojector and points to a strategic display.)
All your base-base-base--
All your base--
are belong to us!
(Stormtroopers are seen entering the Enterpriseand shooting up dozens of red shirts.)
All your base-base-base--
All your base--
are belong to us!
(Stormtroopers make their way to the bridge, shoot up the entire crew, and join in dancing and singing with Vader and the entire bridge crew of the Executor.)
All your base-base-base--
All your base--
are belong to us!
You have that MP3 too?

Actually...no. It's the Flash movie I'm making fun out of.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-12-21 12:59am

post a link to this movie

The Nomad · Post by **The Nomad** » 2002-12-24 06:55am

Darth Fanboy wrote:And while Picard tries to fight "For great Justice" he watches as the Enterprises crew goes down one by one to the force choke. I would pay money for that.

Were was it stated, wether in the movies or in the EU, that Vader could Force-choke an entire crew ? Isn't it just warsie fanboy masturbatory claim ?

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-12-24 07:06am

The Nomad wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:And while Picard tries to fight "For great Justice" he watches as the Enterprises crew goes down one by one to the force choke. I would pay money for that.
Were was it stated, wether in the movies or in the EU, that Vader could Force-choke an entire crew ? Isn't it just warsie fanboy masturbatory claim ?

Shut up and read.
It's one by one.

The Nomad · Post by **The Nomad** » 2002-12-25 04:54pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:
The Nomad wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:And while Picard tries to fight "For great Justice" he watches as the Enterprises crew goes down one by one to the force choke. I would pay money for that.
Were was it stated, wether in the movies or in the EU, that Vader could Force-choke an entire crew ? Isn't it just warsie fanboy masturbatory claim ?
Shut up and read.
It's one by one.

Be polite or I effectorize you, little ISD

.

Anyway, what's the range of Vader's Force choke ?
BTW, in ESB, does someone know if it necessary for Vader to actually see Oziell ( sp ? ) to concentrate and kill him, or was it just to tell him he was a worthless shit before Force-choking him ?

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2002-12-27 09:28pm

The Nomad wrote:Anyway, what's the range of Vader's Force choke ?
BTW, in ESB, does someone know if it necessary for Vader to actually see Oziell ( sp ? ) to concentrate and kill him, or was it just to tell him he was a worthless shit before Force-choking him ?

It's generally accepted that hand movements and visual contact merely make it easier to focus.
D. V. was probably trying to scare the shit out of the bridge crew, though.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2002-12-31 10:20pm

I don't know wether he could Force Choke an entire crew but I wouldn't rule it out. Force powers can effect many people at once, such as when Luke Skywalker disguised his image in Crystal Star, affecting everyone withing eyesight. Palpatine used his force powers to hide a Super Star Destroyer in the belly of Coruscant. The Lusankya was lowered into the planet and the Emperor's power was what caused it to go unnoticed, wether or not he used the force as kind of a cloaking device or wether he erased the memory from all fo those people no one can be sure unless ther eis some literature out there im unaware of.

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2003-01-02 09:12am

"All your base are belong to us"

I may not be the most literate person on this forum, but I notice that more than one of us faithfully reproduce this comment as above. Why? The sentence is so badly constructed that it must either have come from someone to whom English is a second (or perhaps third) language, or a complete idiot.

Please tell me that it didn't come from the movie

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2003-01-02 12:03pm

"All your base are belong to us" is from the Japanese video game "Zero Wing" that was poorly translated. Its pretty much a literal translation. A couple of guys made a website and a music video dedicated to that one game and opening movie that is full of bad English. "Oh no! Someone set us up the bomb!"

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-01-02 07:53pm

"You have no chance to survive, make your time"

Imagine if Vader or Palpatine had broadcast that to the Rebel Fleet before the battle of Endor, that woulda been sweet.

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2003-01-02 08:13pm

Eh, I didn't think it was that funny.