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Stas Bush wrote:I love that debate.

A: "Show canon evidence that the Death Star destroyed planet without the energy necessary!!!"

B: "Well, look at this DArkStar PAGE!!! It's frigen good explanation!!!"

A: "I said CANON evidence, idiot".
Perhaps they'll be quoting him on his "official canon" bullshit soon, too. That'd really be something :lol:
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Stas Bush wrote:I love that debate.

A: "Show canon evidence that the Death Star destroyed planet without the energy necessary!!!"

B: "Well, look at this DArkStar PAGE!!! It's frigen good explanation!!!"

A: "I said CANON evidence, idiot".
And no one pointed them to Ossus' and/or Wong's demolition of that "argument". Won't anyone explain to these idiots that "your theory doesn't explain everything" does NOT lead to "chain reaction".
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I don't even want to go into the discussion of Dark Star's idiotic argument. People just need to understand that Dark Star isn't canon. Period.

Although, this might be hard - I mean, Dark Star thinks he's qualified enough to lecture LFL employees and Trek Continuity editors on Canon, so he must be right... isn't that so? :lol:
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General Schatten wrote:Oh My Fucking God! They're actually using Scooter as an example of why the Deathstar causes a chain-reaction in the argument.
Once more, incontrovertible evidence that they're morons. Darkstar's writing is intelligent-sounding, so people who are incapable of distilling his long-winded bullshit down into a few propositions take him seriously.
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yowch, that Mikal guy is getting pwnt. good show, folks. :D
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Connor MacLeod wrote:
We know the DS superlaser was scalable, and that was confirmed by the EU. We know hand blasters have variable yields/settings (WEG's Star Wars sourcebook and the Star Wars Technical Journal) There were also the "splinter shot" settings (which were adjustable) in the NJO. And I believe Darksaber makes mention of weapons settings at "maximum". So whoever said that is lying.

And even if it weren't true, game mechanics/stats aren't considered canon (Chee made that poitn explicitly clear, as I recall.)
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Two gems from their new champion of retardation.
As for understanding logic or physics... I've a college degree, with a minor in philosophy, so I have a pretty good grasp of logic thankyaverramuch.
Except the novelizations aren't canon
Need a golfclap emote for this kind of debating. Also honourable mention for him saying your visual evidence means nothing! :roll:
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Remember, the fact that he claims a college degree overrides his lack of demonstrated logic. ;)
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Meest wrote:Need a golfclap emote for this kind of debating. Also honourable mention for him saying your visual evidence means nothing! :roll:
Will this: Image do?
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Thankfully, Vympel has brought their moronic circlejerk down with a clear canon response.

We don't need idiots who can't comprehend that "canon" isn't a result of Saxton conspiracy.
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Meest wrote:Two gems from their new champion of retardation.
As for understanding logic or physics... I've a college degree, with a minor in philosophy, so I have a pretty good grasp of logic thankyaverramuch.
Except the novelizations aren't canon
Need a golfclap emote for this kind of debating. Also honourable mention for him saying your visual evidence means nothing! :roll:
Does he give his name, alma mater, program, and year of graduation for verification purposes?
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Wong, this is the Internet, you know you don't need any qualifications, certifications, or any evidence to back up your claims as to your education and/or profession, anymore. :P

IOW, No, he gives nothing.
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Darth Wong wrote: Does he give his name, alma mater, program, and year of graduation for verification purposes?
The problem is, demanding he prove his credentials would no doubt be construed as a "personal attack" or "aggressive post" and the questioner would be banned or the thread locked (or both!).

The WotC site isn't as bad as TFN or EnWorld, but they have their share of ignorant teenagers and other wankers who can't tell fact from opinion and run crying to the mods when called out. Last July, I had a dust-up with a few LOTR nerds (one of whom claimed that the idea of dwarfs being short was invented by Tolkien!). The combination of so much stupidity and so many outright lies would make Scooter pop a load.

Sarli is in a class of his own when it comes to dishonest cretinism, though.
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Boy, when I'm right I'm right: The chickenshit locked the thread.
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Elfdart wrote:Boy, when I'm right I'm right: The chickenshit locked the thread.
right after quoting the Dark Empire Sourcebook as the only canon source mentioning a specific lack of Alderaan's shields. CURSE YOU WEST END GAMES!
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Wow, it's just like debating Republitards. 100% opinion, 0% fact.
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Elfdart wrote:Boy, when I'm right I'm right: The chickenshit locked the thread.
Only temporarily.
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Darwin wrote: right after quoting the Dark Empire Sourcebook as the only canon source mentioning a specific lack of Alderaan's shields. CURSE YOU WEST END GAMES!
Who cares? For "Mysterious Unknown Chain Reaction" proponents, it benefits them not at all- because they're all Darkstar acolytes who reject the EU at first instance.

For those who acknowledge the EU, I've already quoted a host of sources (OT:ICS, multiple Databank entries , OT:ITW) that debunk the argument that the Death Star didn't actually generate the power to destroy the planet, explicitly. The best one being, of course, the OT:ITW (ie. hundreds of supergiant stars).
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So are we ready to get back on the offensive?
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General Schatten wrote:So are we ready to get back on the offensive?
I'm bored of it, myself. I don't see what else is going to be accomplished there, unless there's some new outrageous claims made that are easily debunked.
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Vympel wrote:
General Schatten wrote:So are we ready to get back on the offensive?
I'm bored of it, myself. I don't see what else is going to be accomplished there, unless there's some new outrageous claims made that are easily debunked.
The Dark Empire thing was made before Special Editions and thus Special Edition takes precedence, thus meaning Alderaan had a shield.
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General Schatten wrote:
The Dark Empire thing was made before Special Editions and thus Special Edition takes precedence, thus meaning Alderaan had a shield.
The shield effect was arguably easier to see in the original theatrical cut. But really, as I said, this is a here nor there argument. No one who accepts the canonicity of the EU can get any traction for inane Death-Star-Chain-Reaction Bullshit Arguments. Ignore the shield issue, it's a waste of time.
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Simple refutation.

"Ah, so you think the objective visual absolute canon evidence and the novelisation evidence (closest to the canon and thus paramount over typical non-filmic sources, as per Rostini's rule and Cerasi's "foggy window" descriptions) should bend to The Dark Side Sourcebook? And simply ignore the objective filmic evidence while twisting the novelisation to match the DESB. Totally ass-backwards."
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I thought he abandoned the thread, but Sarli actually responded.
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This must be the dumbest thing ever:
Sarli wrote:Jedi Counseling 94 states that a VSD will burn about 100 tons of fuel in a single jump to hyperspace, an hour of combat, a day of routine space operations, etc. Furthermore, it states that the VSD would be capable of 736 jumps, 736 hours of combat, 736 days of routine flight, etc. before exhausting its fuel.
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EDIT: Well, the entire post takes the prize: +http://boards1.wizards.com/newreply.php ... p=11392901
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