[Music] Jesus, Take the Wheel

[The Yosemite Bear]

I thought his liscence was perminatly revoked after the whole "Water into wine" incident, besides if you saw that hippie ghost behind the wheel, wouldn't you pull him over at least to check for pot?

[darthbob88]

I thought his liscence was perminatly revoked after the whole "Water into wine" incident, besides if you saw that hippie ghost behind the wheel, wouldn't you pull him over at least to check for pot?

Even if it wasn't revoked, I don't think he's licensed to drive anything faster than a donkey or mule.

[Trogdor]

Mike, compared to some country music out there, that song was actually pretty subtle, believe it or not. For instance, once while listening to a country station my ex likes, we heard this:

There ain't nothing that can't be done
By me and God
Ain't nobody come in between me and God
One day we'll live together
Where the angels trod
Me and God

Early in the morning talking it over
Me and God
Late at night talking it over
Me and God
You could say where like two peas in a pod
Me and God

He's my Father
He's my friend
The beginning
And the end
He rules the world
With a staff and rod
We're a team
Me and God

I am weak and he is strong
Me and God
He forgives me when I'm wrong
Me and God
He's the one I lean on
When life gets hard
Me and God

He's my Father
He's my friend
The beginning
And the end
He rules the world
With a staff and rod
We're a team
Me and God

He rules the world
With a staff and rod
We're a team
Me and God

We're a team
Me and God

This song is even more hilariously awful when you hear it, and me, my ex, and our friend were all laughing about it for several minutes.

BTW, is it just me, or are some of the lyrics amazingly arrogant? "We're like two peas in pod" sounds a lot like, "I'm just like god!" to me.